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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower intestine. Full of shit

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?"

Charming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lower intestine. Full of shit

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?"

That isn't nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar tits,for the sour faced women who gripe about everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boy who never grew up

Peter Pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?

That isn't nice

Funny though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Arseholes. Because they are.

From all the men v. women hate on here, who'd think they're on here to actually meet each other?

OP you sound like a lovely person to feel the need to start a thread about this.

I never fail to be disappointed by how vile some people can be to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive decided to call some men tiny tampons cuz they can't get stuck up cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?"

Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?

That isn't nice

At least when people show their true nature it can be used as a filter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive decided to call some men tiny tampons cuz they can't get stuck up cunts"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've decided to refer to a certain type of woman as a tampon from now on...because they are stuck up cunts

What custom descriptives do you use?

That isn't nice

Funny though

I try

- don't always succeed but that won't stop me continuing to try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few, but sharing is no fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arseholes. Because they are.

From all the men v. women hate on here, who'd think they're on here to actually meet each other?

OP you sound like a lovely person to feel the need to start a thread about this.

I never fail to be disappointed by how vile some people can be to others."

I've read, reread and read again my post but can't see anywhere where it's aimed at an individual....but hey how things are taken is my most profound filter - well it is a sex site after all

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Arseholes. Because they are.

From all the men v. women hate on here, who'd think they're on here to actually meet each other?

OP you sound like a lovely person to feel the need to start a thread about this.

I never fail to be disappointed by how vile some people can be to others.

I've read, reread and read again my post but can't see anywhere where it's aimed at an individual....but hey how things are taken is my most profound filter - well it is a sex site after all "

I didn't say it was aimed at an individual.

It's a vile thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psycho tits is one I use for a particularly sour woman in work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use "haribos." Apologies to Shag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a few, but sharing is no fun.

Selfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a few, but sharing is no fun.

I have some specifically for certain people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use "haribos." Apologies to Shag."
Yes, them haribos are good

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you"

Indeed

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

I hope I never get a nickname like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room/mood hoovers who suck the fun out of the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Souple = single man with couples profile

Tom cat = forum poster who constantly sits on the fence

Sas poster = comes into a thread, fucks shit up, and walks back out without anyone noticing they were even there

Clique stick = a post expressing contempt for those believed to be in a clique

Ghost writer = profile that posts once in the forum then goes Unlos

Gypsy swingers = those that message to say they are going to be in (add your town here) on business

Spaghetti sexual = a woman who's straight till she gets wet

Foreign husband= wife doesn't understand him

Lady multiplication = the extra percentage of replys a woman gets on a similar post, compared to her male counterpart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope I never get a nickname like that! "

It's quite easy not to. Unless someone takes an irrational dislike to you,then they may have a nickname for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/03/16 17:14:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

Snobheads is my favourite, someone stuck up who is also a knobhead. I made that word up but it's never caught on.

I need something to reflect fab classy...maybe flabsy? Flassy? clabby? hmm idk yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

Snobheads is my favourite, someone stuck up who is also a knobhead. I made that word up but it's never caught on.

I need something to reflect fab classy...maybe flabsy? Flassy? clabby? hmm idk yet."

Snob ed!

I like it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you"

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed."

It is? Since when? I thought they'd voted to keep it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

Snobheads is my favourite, someone stuck up who is also a knobhead. I made that word up but it's never caught on.

I need something to reflect fab classy...maybe flabsy? Flassy? clabby? hmm idk yet."

You can't call people knobheads on here,not even as a general description,you get a little holiday away,on a farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

Snobheads is my favourite, someone stuck up who is also a knobhead. I made that word up but it's never caught on.

I need something to reflect fab classy...maybe flabsy? Flassy? clabby? hmm idk yet.

Snob ed!

I like it "

You can use it, i've not copyrighted it or anything. But yeah it's a good word i though so too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

It is? Since when? I thought they'd voted to keep it?"

Next few days there'll be an announcement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way."
So this could possible be cos someone said no lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

Snobheads is my favourite, someone stuck up who is also a knobhead. I made that word up but it's never caught on.

I need something to reflect fab classy...maybe flabsy? Flassy? clabby? hmm idk yet.

You can't call people knobheads on here,not even as a general description,you get a little holiday away,on a farm"

I called them snobheads though so it's ok.

I don't actually say it in the forums, in my hed i use it really.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way.

So this could possible be cos someone said no lol."

That is a common reason for calling women stuck up cunts, yes.

How dare they say no on a sex site? Who do they think they are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

It is? Since when? I thought they'd voted to keep it?

Next few days there'll be an announcement.

It's already on the BBC website actually, EU law is scrapping it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35834142

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

It is? Since when? I thought they'd voted to keep it?

Next few days there'll be an announcement.

It's already on the BBC website actually, EU law is scrapping it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35834142

I'll look, thanks. Interesting as EU law has always been the excuse it must be kept.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

ReVirgin

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By *evelryMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lmfao! Some of these are hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tampon tax is being abolished btw, whoohoo about time periods weren't taxed.

It is? Since when? I thought they'd voted to keep it?

Next few days there'll be an announcement.

It's already on the BBC website actually, EU law is scrapping it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35834142

I'll look, thanks. Interesting as EU law has always been the excuse it must be kept.

i might have got that wrong - really only skim read the article and noticed that pop up somewhere, only looked to make sure it backed up what i'd said in the previous post and was rushing tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way.

So this could possible be cos someone said no lol.

That is a common reason for calling women stuck up cunts, yes.

How dare they say no on a sex site? Who do they think they are?

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Ah yes. I see and you are right as well there and it is not good to say it, as they say there is plenty more in the sea lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the fanny pad wearing women n ur who don't have periods....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way.So this could possible be cos someone said no lol."

Or not. I'll ask him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about the fanny pad wearing women n ur who don't have periods....

Bloody cunts and long sentences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes refer to my ex as thrush...she is an irritating cnut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahh i see, well that's your opinion and you are very welcome to it.

I,however, like my sense of humour and am happy to have it used as a filter - I'm glad I've given opportunity for you to demonstrate your righteousness and in a small way given lift to your day.

Pat yourself on the back and I think a smug smile is well deserved. Well done you

Considering that "stuck up cunt" is usually Fab code for "wouldn't give me what I want", it's pretty pathetic to feel the need to start a thread about it.

But yeah, insults and name calling when we don't get what we want are definitely the way forward. That will definitely make people fee better and more friendly towards one another.

Ever heard that negativity attracts negativity and that honey is more attractive than vinegar? Apparently not.

Pat yourself on the back for showing what a lovely person you are, and only because you didn't get your own way."

How very judgemental of you to make the assumption that my intent had anything to do with being turned down because that's your normal experience - the assumed negative connotation was yours...and I agree - negativity does attract negativity - you must have quite the club going.

Now plenty on here picked up that the thread was intended as humour but then I guess you will chastise them too for not having a horse as high as yours.

Now me, personally, if there's a comedian I don't find funny rather than participate in the audience so I can heckle them and inflate my ego by demonstrating I'm a morally better person than everyone who is enjoying a laugh - I just go and see comedians I do find funny....the same with threads.

Oh - and imitation is the highest form of flattery but do try to find your own words, the chances of your flattering me are lower than a snow flake surviving the heart of an active volcano.

Bet you have to respond though - I have a new descriptive - pit bull, I'll leave you to derive what type of person I'll use it to describe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes refer to my ex as thrush...she is an irritating cnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are a fruitless investment of your energy,

The fastest land animal,

They are a counterfeit,

Usually couples or Women's profiles

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Congrats to OP for hilarious thread.

sometime use the term 2cells but only because I like to give the benefit of the doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes refer to my ex as thrush...she is an irritating cnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank stains always makes me laugh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snozzcumbers. I don't actually call people that I just like saying it.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to keep it simple and call them idgits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adolf titler is my new favourite since being amongst the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose being called a stuck up cunt makes a change from being stuck up my own arse.

So......I suppose 'Butt Plug Woman' is the Tampon equivalent...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adolf titler is my new favourite since being amongst the forums

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