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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are free!

It's a lovely day out there today, the sun is shining and lots of happy smiling people about.

Spring is in the air

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry to put a downer on this, but I'll be damned if I can find a pub that serves free beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiles are free

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sorry to put a downer on this, but I'll be damned if I can find a pub that serves free beer

Darn it! You mean if I go I to the free house down the road I st I have to pay?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry to put a downer on this, but I'll be damned if I can find a pub that serves free beer

Darn it! You mean if I go I to the free house down the road I st I have to pay?

Only if it's your round

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Sorry to put a downer on this, but I'll be damned if I can find a pub that serves free beer

Darn it! You mean if I go I to the free house down the road I st I have to pay?

Only if it's your round

Oh, I erm seem to have left my purse at home

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Sorry to put a downer on this, but I'll be damned if I can find a pub that serves free beer

Darn it! You mean if I go I to the free house down the road I st I have to pay?

Only if it's your round

Oh, I erm seem to have left my purse at home

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. I'll buy if it means you lot will be happy and smiley on this lovely sunny, happy, smiley day

Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best things may be free, but the hotel room to do them in isn't

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well that's cheered me up, I'll have a pint of the usual please Mrs cmy

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Well that's cheered me up, I'll have a pint of the usual please Mrs cmy

"
. No problem handsome, park your butt and catch some sun whilst I sort that out for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mines a Peroni please

Such a hot day I even have my jacket off, and catching some lovely rays of sunshine.

Beer garden or indoors?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smiles are free

Smile and the world smiles back with you

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Mines a Peroni please

Such a hot day I even have my jacket off, and catching some lovely rays of sunshine.

Beer garden or indoors? "
. Oh definately beer garden, grab a pew next to ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi Ace, well seeing as the lady got the first round in, o suppose it's my turn now

What's everyone having, peanuts too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Ace, well seeing as the lady got the first round in, o suppose it's my turn now

What's everyone having, peanuts too? "

A glass of red for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For you knitter, a big glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is free.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention a beer garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did someone mention SEX??? How about a fumble in the beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention SEX??? How about a fumble in the beer garden

Do you mind! I'm trying to have a quiet pint!

Bloody exhibitionists.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maverick, im sure you won't complain about getting a bit of a feel under the table! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maverick, im sure you won't complain about getting a bit of a feel under the table! Haha

Well....once I've finished my pint I do often fancy a kebab....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of chilled rosé and a neck rub would put a smile on my face right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was sat out in a vest top earlier! Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention SEX??? How about a fumble in the beer garden

Fumble and a lager & lime.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of chilled rosé and a neck rub would put a smile on my face right now. "

Your drink is on it's way, how hard a rub would you like?

Burger bar opens in 30 mins Maverick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Conan...what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Christos are you drinking? There's a lovely bar girl just come on duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christos are you drinking? There's a lovely bar girl just come on duty

I'm one of those pesky none drinkers...

If she could see her way to make a decent cup of tea though that might sweeten the deal a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will ask for you

grab a seat, talk amongst yourselves whilst I get the drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any tapas available ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are there any tapas available ?

Sarah "

Er.... not that sort of pub? This one serves the best steaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's tapas ina the toilets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's tapas ina the toilets"

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ask for you

grab a seat, talk amongst yourselves whilst I get the drinks "

Sweet

Black with two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay Christos, couldn't find any teabags!

Burger bar is open now Maverick, can you get me a bacon roll whilst your there

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

could i have a pint of lager and lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"could i have a pint of lager and lime please "

£3.75 for late comers

or if you give the lads a flash then it's free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for the delay Christos, couldn't find any teabags!

Burger bar is open now Maverick, can you get me a bacon roll whilst your there

Not an issue...too nice a day to be impatient on

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