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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok.. Odd one maybe but what 'strange sights do you see from your windows?? If any... Assuming half of you are not in padded cells....

Today.. A man has just walked past the shop window carrying a shot gun.. Nothing strange if you lived in comeshootaducksville but the shop is also opposite a very large regional police head quarters.. What a twonk!

Stopped and escroted straight inside.. I wonder why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO how funny!!!

There is a bus stop outside my shop and yesterday there was a big girl, pale skin, washed out grubby look with a t shirt on which was about 4 sizes too small.

Talk about muffin top!! more like the whole bloody gateaux that bus couldnt come quick enough lol

with love...Bitch of the 1st degree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you just love people watching though pmsl... (Seen the other thread) Sitting in the window waiting for customers.. on here lol.. watching peeps do their thing thinking no ones watching pmsl...

Love it lol...

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

best one ad was a 40's 50 year old guy sat pickng his noise,

one lady scratching her bits. (this is in a bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"best one ad was a 40's 50 year old guy sat pickng his noise,

one lady scratching her bits. (this is in a bar "

Guys, seriously.. We had that happen on a meet!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people watching is the best!!!! makes me seem normal when i see all the other freaks out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best one ad was a 40's 50 year old guy sat pickng his noise,

one lady scratching her bits. (this is in a bar

Guys, seriously.. We had that happen on a meet!.. "

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"best one ad was a 40's 50 year old guy sat pickng his noise,

one lady scratching her bits. (this is in a bar

Guys, seriously.. We had that happen on a meet!..

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As true as life... Sat having a meal.. second time we'd met too, same clothes.. (Bitch) and after the meal he started having a good root while chatting.. while she sat there shifting about like she'd peppered her minge and missed the steak...

Never seen hide nor hair since

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

You lucky sods its boring here. Look out the window and its a field full of cows.

Look through the glass wall into the general office there are 18 scantily clad women in heels and short skirts working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"best one ad was a 40's 50 year old guy sat pickng his noise,

one lady scratching her bits. (this is in a bar

Guys, seriously.. We had that happen on a meet!..

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As true as life... Sat having a meal.. second time we'd met too, same clothes.. (Bitch) and after the meal he started having a good root while chatting.. while she sat there shifting about like she'd peppered her minge and missed the steak...

Never seen hide nor hair since "

dont ya mean boogie and chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in bed one night, reading the bible of course, and i heard a scream outside. at first i thought it was some kids arsing about, but this was real blood curdling scream and sounded like someone being murdered. i've never heard such a frightening noise in my life. got up and looked out the curtains to see my neighbours hairy arse while his wife stood there screaming. found out the next day that they'd had friends staying over, and she come down from bed to find him shagging the friends 18 year old daughter over the kitchen table. and sadly all i got to see was his hairy arse

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By *ntheswingCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

Sat in a pub people watching with the nearest and dearest. Started ripping into this wrinkled slapper stood with her back to us outside the window, only for her to turn around, look at us, wave and mouth "hello". It was my sister who is 8 years my younger. Says a lot for the perils of sunbathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LMAO how funny!!!

There is a bus stop outside my shop and yesterday there was a big girl, pale skin, washed out grubby look with a t shirt on which was about 4 sizes too small.

Talk about muffin top!! more like the whole bloody gateaux that bus couldnt come quick enough lol

with love...Bitch of the 1st degree "

tut.....

Thought that was one of my better tshirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a one legged robin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched my neighbours thru the back window who were on their sofa, curtains open, lights on and him licking the life out of her as she squirmed and wriggled. She then got herself together and sat on him whilst he got his way. Not a pretty sight to be honest, but couldn't look away, still haunts me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me today in work playing ball with a breast implant that the consultants use as props

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Ok.. Odd one maybe but what 'strange sights do you see from your windows?? If any... Assuming half of you are not in padded cells....

Today.. A man has just walked past the shop window carrying a shot gun.. Nothing strange if you lived in comeshootaducksville but the shop is also opposite a very large regional police head quarters.. What a twonk!

Stopped and escroted straight inside.. I wonder why! "

Two dogs rutting, think they were strays mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An all female jogging group goes past our ground floor office once a week. It's a huge office with smoked glass walls - maybe they think nobody works there in the evenings (to be honest it's not easy to see in - but we get a clear view out). Anyway, one woman obviously got caught short and stepped into some hip high grass alongside the roadway running around the office perimeter, pulled down her shorts, squatted down and went for a pee.

The news raced down the office like a Mexican wave and within a few seconds she had an audience of 20+ people. Maybe she knew - and liked it

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"An all female jogging group goes past our ground floor office once a week. It's a huge office with smoked glass walls - maybe they think nobody works there in the evenings (to be honest it's not easy to see in - but we get a clear view out). Anyway, one woman obviously got caught short and stepped into some hip high grass alongside the roadway running around the office perimeter, pulled down her shorts, squatted down and went for a pee.

The news raced down the office like a Mexican wave and within a few seconds she had an audience of 20+ people. Maybe she knew - and liked it "

Nnoooooooooooooo the shame!!!!

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