FabSwingers.com forum: Obsession

By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

My wife left me cos of my obsession with with the monkees. At first I didnt believe her. Then I saw her face....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Ok..now im a believer

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By *i-cambsMan
over a year ago

March

She take the Last Train To Clarksville? Lol

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife left me cos of my obsession with with the monkees. At first I didnt believe her. Then I saw her face...."

Cheer up sleepy genie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a story? lol.

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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Oh Vienna??

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me..."

Ohhhhh vienna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you get the funniest looks from everyone you meet

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

His username is a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me..."

Look on the bright side, you're still Alive and Kicking...

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"My wife left me cos of my obsession with with the monkees. At first I didnt believe her. Then I saw her face....

Cheer up sleepy genie

Hes a daydream believer

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I love these obsession jokes. I got in trouble in school for being obsessed with REM lyrics...that was me in the corner...

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Bet you get the funniest looks from everyone you meet "

Im just trying to be friendly-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me..."

Well its a big country, to might find a vicar that will marry you, it might make the deacon blue, but if you go in honey moon you could send me a letter from America,

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me...

Well its a big country, to might find a vicar that will marry you, it might make the deacon blue, but if you go in honey moon you could send me a letter from America, "

excellent!!

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me...

Well its a big country, to might find a vicar that will marry you, it might make the deacon blue, but if you go in honey moon you could send me a letter from America, "

Woo hoo...thats impressive. You could walk 1,000 miles once you keep your dignity and not try to grow flowers in the desert...

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Even funnier knowing these jokes are lost on anyone under thirty.

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Even funnier knowing these jokes are lost on anyone under thirty. "

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Even funnier knowing these jokes are lost on anyone under thirty. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it. Something to do with the song at the end of shrek

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

QED

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"QED

Come on Frisky...ur normally good for these..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....but take a look at me now!

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....but take a look at me now!

Yes but you must keep fighting it against all odds....

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Yeah but you cant hurry love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins....but take a look at me now!

Yes but you must keep fighting it against all odds...."
I always thought that was a westlife song ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. These are giving me a good laugh.

There must be something in the air tonight.

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Haha. These are giving me a good laugh.

There must be something in the air tonight."

Some of ur profile pix Sand would leave No Jacket Required

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"QED

Come on Frisky...ur normally good for these.."

Oh do I really have to think this late?? All I'm capable of doing this time of night is to ramble on about my dancing days and the misty mountain hop I'm going to at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently,.. It started with a kiss.. Never thought it would come to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww....you're just su ...su....saying that

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Awwww....you're just su ...su....saying that

Well like a lot of folk about the place Im just an easy lover-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.. But I gotta a rich man's woman, and she livin' on a po' man's wage.

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Yeah.. But I gotta a rich man's woman, and she livin' on a po' man's wage.

I dont care too much for money...-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, money can buy you a new bed spring...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Yeah.. But I gotta a rich man's woman, and she livin' on a po' man's wage.

I dont care too much for money...-

Money? Get away!!! Get a good job with more pay and you're OK!

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

This was meant to be an obsession jokes thread but its veered away into song lyrics...that works too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.

Jeeeze.. The lunatics are on the grass..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Awwww....you're just su ...su....saying that

Well like a lot of folk about the place Im just an easy lover-

I want a lover with an easy touch

I want somebody who will spend some time

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Awwww....you're just su ...su....saying that

Well like a lot of folk about the place Im just an easy lover-

I want a lover with an easy touch

I want somebody who will spend some time

Not cum and go lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.

Jeeeze.. The lunatics are on the grass.. "

If you head explodes....I'll see you on the dark side

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Awwww....you're just su ...su....saying that

Well like a lot of folk about the place Im just an easy lover-

I want a lover with an easy touch

I want somebody who will spend some time

Not cum and go lol"

In a heated rush? Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.

Jeeeze.. The lunatics are on the grass..

If you head explodes....I'll see you on the dark side

I'll be there...x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune, then the piper will lead us to reason.

Jeeeze.. The lunatics are on the grass..

If you head explodes....I'll see you on the dark side

I'll be there...x"

I knew I could count on you. x

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

So darlin darlin stand by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So darlin darlin stand by me

Help me make it through the night. x

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"So darlin darlin stand by me

Shoulder to shoulder...-

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Thats the Wonder of You...

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Turn around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn around...."

Get on down..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Turn around....

Get on down.. "

Get on up!!

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Turn around....

Get on down..

Get on up!!"

Like a sex machine....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Turn around....

Get on down..

Get on up!!

Like a sex machine...."

It's that Constant Craving.....

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Turn around....

Get on down..

Get on up!!

Like a sex machine....

It's that Constant Craving.....

Hungry like the wolf-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want to join but I don't know many old people songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends told me to stop signing wonderwall. I said maybe

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Its because im a Londoner

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Its because im a Londoner"

I'll show you something that'll make you change your mind

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Its because im a Londoner

I'll show you something that'll make you change your mind"
if you could read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Hartlepool ...they love the Monkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want to join but I don't know many old people songs

You can stick some new lyrics in...show us oldies.

How can you tell me your lonely and say for you that the sun don't shine.

Sarah

Don't let the sun go down on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really want to join but I don't know many old people songs

You can stick some new lyrics in...show us oldies.

How can you tell me your lonely and say for you that the sun don't shine.

Sarah

Don't let the sun go down on me. "

The sun only shines on tv

(I love this thread)

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your certainly the one and only!

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Then she gave out about my obsession with early 80s scottish bands....she asked what does this marriage mean to you I said....this means nothing to me...

Ohhhhh vienna

Thought you might have been... "Dancing with tears in my eyes".

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"I love these obsession jokes. I got in trouble in school for being obsessed with REM lyrics...that was me in the corner..."

At least it was not...the end of the world

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I always order oasis soup in restaurants .. You get a roll with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Marley doughnuts are the best

Wi jammin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bob Marley doughnuts are the best

Wi jammin"

That's entertainment......

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Bob Marley doughnuts are the best

Wi jammin"

Bob Marley, he shot the sheriff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a brief obsession with James Brown, but this Papas got a bran'new bag.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I had a brief obsession with James Brown, but this Papas got a bran'new bag.

Well Dust my Broom, this Papa ain't Salty no more!!

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By *anaduABC OP Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I wonder when the ladies get all excited and turned on and dare I say it all wet wet wet....do they feel it in their fingers and feel it in their toes...

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