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Thursday is rant day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the benefit of all contibutors, if you have no sense of humour, have left it at home or have had a sense of humour by-pass, rant day probably isn't for you.

If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.

If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?

If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.

To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to contribute my day has been truly awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of all the things to wake me up at almost 1am and set my mind off buzzing .. Hiccups!?

Perrrrrlease!!! grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of all the things to wake me up at almost 1am and set my mind off buzzing .. Hiccups!?

Perrrrrlease!!! grrrrr"

Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant about how bad this thread is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a letter from the doctor this morning, got to attend surgery tomorrow to re sit my blood test, of course It is going to fail if they don't give me the correct revision notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of all the things to wake me up at almost 1am and set my mind off buzzing .. Hiccups!?

Perrrrrlease!!! grrrrr

Boo"

almost worked! But it's not my hiccups ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I do have a rant for once

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I do have a rant for once "

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing to contribute my day has been truly awesome "

43 minutes into rant day, of course you've nothing to rant about, you're day hadn't started.

I'm sure something will come along to fuck it up for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant about how bad this thread is

"

It's not warmed up yet, it'll get better.

Last week's was a doosy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of all the things to wake me up at almost 1am and set my mind off buzzing .. Hiccups!?

Perrrrrlease!!! grrrrr"

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a letter from the doctor this morning, got to attend surgery tomorrow to re sit my blood test, of course It is going to fail if they don't give me the correct revision notes "

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do have a rant for once

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

"

Were you playing Monopoly?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do have a rant for once

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

"

Great rant and I like your posture over the bath.

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just really angry lately ... I want to rant about lots of things

Don't call a sandwich a butty

Don't call breakfast ' brekky'

Don't say play ... Just don't

Arrrgghhh

I know I know I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant day should be earlier in the week. I have no energy left to rant.

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By *kgeminiMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm still annoyed by the Muppet yesterday going out of their way to insult people on the bum thread.

Can haters be locked up somewhere and just spend their days hating each other!

Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr"

Same here!!

Frustrating cos when I went to bed there was plenty of milk for morning coffees..yet I wake up to an empty bottle in the fridge! !KIDS!!!!!! :l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rant day should be earlier in the week. I have no energy left to rant. "

Oh I quite like this idea

But then again maybe it's better to have a build up of things to rant about

Now I am unsure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'..."

You're lucky! I have an ebola/bird flu/swine flu mutation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'...

You're lucky! I have an ebola/bird flu/swine flu mutation"

I have horrific period pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'...

You're lucky! I have an ebola/bird flu/swine flu mutation"

Sounds nasty. But my skin is rotting away and my toenails have dropped off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed"

Do you dress like Belle too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed

Do you dress like Belle too? "

i knew I should've closed the curtains

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Been trying not to today, but....to all the drivers struggling with the early morning sun...demist your f##king windscreens, use the damn visor for its intended use, and while I,m at it use your bloody mirrors!!! And when did indicators become optional extras? Or am I supposed to drive using ESP!!

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

It's my week off and I've not slept past 6.25am....once!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first rant is that after only being back on fab for almost 4 weeks we have noticed that there are far more "trolls" in the forums than there was when we were last here! Full of nothing but negativity and sarcastic comments (and it's always the same people, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!)

And now my bloody coffees gone cold from reading comments and writing this!!! grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our first rant is that after only being back on fab for almost 4 weeks we have noticed that there are far more "trolls" in the forums than there was when we were last here! Full of nothing but negativity and sarcastic comments (and it's always the same people, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!)

And now my bloody coffees gone cold from reading comments and writing this!!! grrrrrr

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get more messages now ive got my clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get more messages now ive got my clothes on "

I get messages saying 'please for the Mother of God put some clothes on!'

Your pics are fab, I can't believe Markoh will approve your rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auditors.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get more messages now ive got my clothes on

I get messages saying 'please for the Mother of God put some clothes on!'

Your pics are fab, I can't believe Markoh will approve your rant "

If i add that i dont want messages and im not meeting cause ive lost my mojo. Please markoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rant day should be earlier in the week. I have no energy left to rant. "

Me too. We need someone to rant for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed"

You now have a temporary ban for being chipper on the rant thread. Bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a night shift tonight so fuck the lot of ya

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I have nothing to contribute my day has been truly awesome

43 minutes into rant day, of course you've nothing to rant about, you're day hadn't started.

I'm sure something will come along to fuck it up for you."

I was just thinking there couldn't be too much to rant about at 12:43 am

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed"

Can I rant about the cheerfulness of this post please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end. "

Not even a small why or a cheeky why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

Not even a small why or a cheeky why not? "

..

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here - but I have only been up an hour and haven't left the house or even opened the curtains yet .....

I think if I stay in bed then it could be a great day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get more messages now ive got my clothes on

I get messages saying 'please for the Mother of God put some clothes on!'

Your pics are fab, I can't believe Markoh will approve your rant "

My apologies to all for being tardy in rant approvals. I've been busy opening BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.

All rants approved. And Dan's right about Vara's non rant rant.

But as it's my happy day, all rants approved regardless....

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday and booby hugs for you Markoh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No rants here - but I have only been up an hour and haven't left the house or even opened the curtains yet .....

I think if I stay in bed then it could be a great day!

"

I'm still in bed too. If you were here it would be even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get more messages now ive got my clothes on

I get messages saying 'please for the Mother of God put some clothes on!'

Your pics are fab, I can't believe Markoh will approve your rant

If i add that i dont want messages and im not meeting cause ive lost my mojo. Please markoh "

As you said please....

Ticks box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I the only one who wakes up like a disney princess? Birds singing, animals at my window looking on in ore at how happy and wonderful my life is. As I dance around my room singing the sound of music whilst getting dressed

Can I rant about the cheerfulness of this post please?!"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday and booby hugs for you Markoh xx"

Rant highly approved.

Mmmmmmmmmmm, it's comfy in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the benefit of all contibutors, if you have no sense of humour, have left it at home or have had a sense of humour by-pass, rant day probably isn't for you.

If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.

If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?

If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.

To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin....."

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!

Oh no, wait- let's keep the horse!

It is Cheltenham after all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get more messages now ive got my clothes on

I get messages saying 'please for the Mother of God put some clothes on!'

Your pics are fab, I can't believe Markoh will approve your rant

My apologies to all for being tardy in rant approvals. I've been busy opening BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.

All rants approved. And Dan's right about Vara's non rant rant.

But as it's my happy day, all rants approved regardless....

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

Hold the fuck on, that means I'm out of even more age filters!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end. "

So,you don't fancy a lick from me then? Have you tried it? You can't knock it 'til you tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a lovely day so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For the benefit of all contibutors, if you have no sense of humour, have left it at home or have had a sense of humour by-pass, rant day probably isn't for you.

If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.

If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?

If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.

To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin.....

Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!

Oh no, wait- let's keep the horse!

It is Cheltenham after all! "

Don't you come in here spoiling the rants, with your great arse and lovely long legs, a gorgeous long strokeable hair and superb boobs and smoldering come to bed eyes and...... Hold on, BRB........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

So,you don't fancy a lick from me then? Have you tried it? You can't knock it 'til you tried it "

..

Yes I've tried it.. Yes I like it... And yes I'm pretty good at it.. I'm bisexual.. I've just completely mashed my profile while I'm not meeting new people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day itself is lovely.... However just life its self is being a pain.. And if I started ranting I wouldn't stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

So,you don't fancy a lick from me then? Have you tried it? You can't knock it 'til you tried it "

I'd like a lick, can I have a lick, it's me burfdee an evreefin?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Sorry nothing to rant about as my mum is here this week. Although she has curtailed my extra curricular activities lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry nothing to rant about as my mum is here this week. Although she has curtailed my extra curricular activities lol xx"

Quality time with the parent's is a gift beyond value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it "

..

Im going to go with.. Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm far too cheery for this thread...I'm off to make daisy chains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it

..

Im going to go with.. Alcohol "

You can buy alcohol 7 days a week, it's not limited to just today you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it

..

Im going to go with.. Alcohol

You can buy alcohol 7 days a week, it's not limited to just today you know "

..

Oh lighten up.. I don't drink.. And I'm half Irish and don't celebrate it... It was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it

..

Im going to go with.. Alcohol

You can buy alcohol 7 days a week, it's not limited to just today you know

..

Oh lighten up.. I don't drink.. And I'm half Irish and don't celebrate it... It was a joke "

You're welcome to join me and make daisy chains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'...

You're lucky! I have an ebola/bird flu/swine flu mutation"

You's are both lucky, I have just got over man flu. I'm lucky to have survived it all all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is about St Patricks day and how everyone in Britain seems to turn into a plastic paddy or find some long forgotten relative from Ireland. What's the obsession with it

..

Im going to go with.. Alcohol

You can buy alcohol 7 days a week, it's not limited to just today you know

..

Oh lighten up.. I don't drink.. And I'm half Irish and don't celebrate it... It was a joke

You're welcome to join me and make daisy chains "

..

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr"

i need coffee but i gave it up for lent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr

i need coffee but i gave it up for lent "

You can't rant about something that was your own choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a a quick rant about all the english people who think they are irish.YOU DONT LIKE GUINNESS YOU NEVER HAVE. Running round with silly hats on it on it make me so mad!!!!

Where are you lot on april 23rd?

Ps.my mother is irish but im english and proud of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr

i need coffee but i gave it up for lent

You can't rant about something that was your own choice. "

oh i can - im proper cross with myself - more cross than last year when i gave cheese a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fuming at the mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a little rant but an important 1

i need COFFEE

and ive ran out of MILK

fook fook fook grrr

i need coffee but i gave it up for lent

You can't rant about something that was your own choice.

oh i can - im proper cross with myself - more cross than last year when i gave cheese a miss "

What, not even wensleydale Grommit?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I do have a rant for once

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

Great rant and I like your posture over the bath.

Rant approved.

Ticks box. "

Thank you.

I do, unfortunately, have to work today but that mostly consists of a long lunch...

And then I'm free 'till Sunday to see friends and indulge in bad behaviour, so it's looking up.

You should see tonight's entertainment

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ok, this is a bit random but...

Why are the HD channels on Sky so randomly numbered?! BBC1 on 141, ITV on 178, Channel 4 on 227 ffs! . It's just so ridiculously random. It plays havoc with my OCD tendencies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do have a rant for once

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

Great rant and I like your posture over the bath.

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Thank you.

I do, unfortunately, have to work today but that mostly consists of a long lunch...

And then I'm free 'till Sunday to see friends and indulge in bad behaviour, so it's looking up.

You should see tonight's entertainment "

Can we see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is a bit random but...

Why are the HD channels on Sky so randomly numbered?! BBC1 on 141, ITV on 178, Channel 4 on 227 ffs! . It's just so ridiculously random. It plays havoc with my OCD tendencies! "
and it takes ages to scroll to channel 4 hd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand back. I've a rant.

Bopping around the office to the radio. Faithless, Stereophonics and the B-52's. Pretty perfect. On top of the world.

Follow that up with Nirvana. The one that goes 'I'm so happy..' Sarcastic b'stard that Cobain. Miserable fucker killed my buzz. I'm off t'pub.

Slams door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it rant day?

Been shouting in my car about this for two days

Often cruising down the M3 towards the smoke where I get to the palace we shall call Twickenham to be confronted by the most awful music know to man. Now I like a bit of easy listening so while tuned into 964eagle, I get rudely interrupted by some mambo jambo African pirate radio station completing ruining my Karma until Chiswick. This is a fairly a pretty long stint considering often sitting in traffic to be given GBH of the lug holes from some bongo drums and language I fear I cannot understand. Its like being in a rather disturbed Lilt advert for fifteen minutes that I could do without. Yet I still fail to see the purpose of why people would break the law to do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up this morning to my drive being completely blocked by some clever person, I have a dropped curb for a reason you mother fucker. Luckily the neighbour had already gone to work so I made my escape via his drive. Pissed me right off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do have a rant for once

The cunting Elephant & Castle roundabout was out of action because of a traffic incident, so I had to walk to the effing Old Kent Road to a hotel where my work hadn't actually paid for the booking and there was no bath and the prick behind the counter said I had to pay it "you have no choice".

I said, I *do* have a choice, turned around and walked out.

Great rant and I like your posture over the bath.

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Thank you.

I do, unfortunately, have to work today but that mostly consists of a long lunch...

And then I'm free 'till Sunday to see friends and indulge in bad behaviour, so it's looking up.

You should see tonight's entertainment "

Please tell me you're not going to the ministry of sound just because it's round the corner......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, this is a bit random but...

Why are the HD channels on Sky so randomly numbered?! BBC1 on 141, ITV on 178, Channel 4 on 227 ffs! . It's just so ridiculously random. It plays havoc with my OCD tendencies! "

Random rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx"

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i rant at myself for still being in bed, and on here rather than being at uni and studying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stand back. I've a rant.

Bopping around the office to the radio. Faithless, Stereophonics and the B-52's. Pretty perfect. On top of the world.

Follow that up with Nirvana. The one that goes 'I'm so happy..' Sarcastic b'stard that Cobain. Miserable fucker killed my buzz. I'm off t'pub.

Slams door. "

Rant approved.

I'm in a happy place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it rant day?

Been shouting in my car about this for two days

Often cruising down the M3 towards the smoke where I get to the palace we shall call Twickenham to be confronted by the most awful music know to man. Now I like a bit of easy listening so while tuned into 964eagle, I get rudely interrupted by some mambo jambo African pirate radio station completing ruining my Karma until Chiswick. This is a fairly a pretty long stint considering often sitting in traffic to be given GBH of the lug holes from some bongo drums and language I fear I cannot understand. Its like being in a rather disturbed Lilt advert for fifteen minutes that I could do without. Yet I still fail to see the purpose of why people would break the law to do this. "

You're liking rant day aren't you?

Nothing should interfere with what choose to listen to, how very fucking dare they?

Guess what, rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea. "

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up this morning to my drive being completely blocked by some clever person, I have a dropped curb for a reason you mother fucker. Luckily the neighbour had already gone to work so I made my escape via his drive. Pissed me right off"

I can empathise, rant approved.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I didn't have enough butter for my toast this morning and got a bit narky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What i hate most is when i fall asleep on the bus or train and i wake up to a bunch of old people staring at me like they dont know wtf sleeping is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one! "

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What i hate most is when i fall asleep on the bus or train and i wake up to a bunch of old people staring at me like they dont know wtf sleeping is...."

Old people are afraid of sleeping, they don't know if they'll wake up again.....

For balance, my father died in his sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't have enough butter for my toast this morning and got a bit narky."

Go and buy some. Along the way you're sure to find something to have a proper rant about.

Approved, box yet to be ticked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!"

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually rant but...

I've been in a bit of a mood for the last few weeks and I can't shake it. I know what's causing it, but there's nothing I can do about it and attempts to snap out of it have been futile. So I'm ranting about being moody and glum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx"

You can't beat a snuggly blankie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't usually rant but...

I've been in a bit of a mood for the last few weeks and I can't shake it. I know what's causing it, but there's nothing I can do about it and attempts to snap out of it have been futile. So I'm ranting about being moody and glum. "

Wow, this is a special day.

Read Desiderata, it always makes me smile and lifts my mood.

It's a beautiful day today, get some fresh air and sun on your face.

Rant approved.

Box ticked.

Hug sent.

Apple offered.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please tell my other half on here ,if wants to re meet a lady he met solo ,not from fab to just go ahead and do it .says he doesn't but then why tell everyone we meet about it ? Plus I'm sick to death of the symthony looks I get from people we meet while he's telling them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't usually rant but...

I've been in a bit of a mood for the last few weeks and I can't shake it. I know what's causing it, but there's nothing I can do about it and attempts to snap out of it have been futile. So I'm ranting about being moody and glum. "

This

Plus I am irritated at the fact I have to clean the walls AGAIN because the Mastiff keeps shaking his drooling face after a drink and sends Ugghh all over the place

(I love him really)

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went into the pharmacy this morning to pick up our repeat prescriptions 28 days after the previous one as always. The assistant tells me it hasn't been made up and won't be ready until tomorrow. I asked her why it wasn't ready as it is 28 days since the last one. She replied, well it's not ready until 18th, 28 days. So I said but, that's 29 days on 29th, it's a Friday and it is always ready on a Thursday. She replies maybe it's because it's a leap year. A fucking leap year 28 days is still 28 days and I had a wasted fucking journey and have to go back and try and find a fucking parking space tomorrow.

Rant over

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ah. I'd take you out dear if you didn't live so stupidly far away.

Take your blanket with you and curl up in those big ol cinema seats.

With a hip flask. For medicinal reasons..


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx"

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I had a tooth extracted last week and I'm really pissed off at still having to chew everything on the other side of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks !

I want to rant about socks !

Why is it you put washing on and when you go back through the house there is an escaped sock? Just the one....all alone !!

And it should be in a darks wash ....which you have just put on and it was the last of the darks..so now it's going to have to wait

And you will have odd socks

Why oh why

Happy Birthday

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over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx

You can't beat a snuggly blankie.

"

An adult using words like "snuggly blankie" to another adult makes me and

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Manflu just why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that say they are going to do something but don't make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone please tell my other half on here ,if wants to re meet a lady he met solo ,not from fab to just go ahead and do it .says he doesn't but then why tell everyone we meet about it ? Plus I'm sick to death of the symthony looks I get from people we meet while he's telling them ."

have ahug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can someone please tell my other half on here ,if wants to re meet a lady he met solo ,not from fab to just go ahead and do it .says he doesn't but then why tell everyone we meet about it ? Plus I'm sick to death of the symthony looks I get from people we meet while he's telling them .

have ahug "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't usually rant but...

I've been in a bit of a mood for the last few weeks and I can't shake it. I know what's causing it, but there's nothing I can do about it and attempts to snap out of it have been futile. So I'm ranting about being moody and glum.

This

Plus I am irritated at the fact I have to clean the walls AGAIN because the Mastiff keeps shaking his drooling face after a drink and sends Ugghh all over the place

(I love him really)

A x"

Although I'm not a huge fan of dogs, I'll approve your rant cos I'm happy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went into the pharmacy this morning to pick up our repeat prescriptions 28 days after the previous one as always. The assistant tells me it hasn't been made up and won't be ready until tomorrow. I asked her why it wasn't ready as it is 28 days since the last one. She replied, well it's not ready until 18th, 28 days. So I said but, that's 29 days on 29th, it's a Friday and it is always ready on a Thursday. She replies maybe it's because it's a leap year. A fucking leap year 28 days is still 28 days and I had a wasted fucking journey and have to go back and try and find a fucking parking space tomorrow.

Rant over "

Petty burocrats. Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a tooth extracted last week and I'm really pissed off at still having to chew everything on the other side of my mouth "

Been there.

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Socks !

I want to rant about socks !

Why is it you put washing on and when you go back through the house there is an escaped sock? Just the one....all alone !!

And it should be in a darks wash ....which you have just put on and it was the last of the darks..so now it's going to have to wait

And you will have odd socks

Why oh why

Happy Birthday "

Been there too.

It's a fecking mystery, and for that reason, rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Manflu just why ? "

Indeed. Mine lasted for a month.

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People that say they are going to do something but don't make me cringe "

Commitment, doing the thing you said you were going to do, long after the mood you said it in has left you.

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to rant that I have no cake in the house and I can't be arsed to go and bake one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx

You can't beat a snuggly blankie.

An adult using words like "snuggly blankie" to another adult makes me and "

Pfffffft. And meh.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to rant that I have no cake in the house and I can't be arsed to go and bake one "

I have birthday cake. Here, have a slice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx

You can't beat a snuggly blankie.

An adult using words like "snuggly blankie" to another adult makes me and "

My rant is approved by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to rant that I have no cake in the house and I can't be arsed to go and bake one

I have birthday cake. Here, have a slice....."

Aww thanks, happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed to have two mini rants in lieu of a bigger rant? Xx

Of course you are lovely, have as many as you need. That's the idea.

Ok!

Rant one - I'm on my period and it huuuuuuuuuurts!

Rant two - had a social lined up tonight. (my only child-free night this week!) Really want to see London is Falling - but the guy who was taking me has disappeared - and every one else who's offered so far looks a bit like Benny Hill!

Looks like its popcorn for one!

*puts hot water bottle on tummy and makes tea.

Would you settle for Harry Hill?

Rant approved.

Ticks box.

Hope you feel better soon lovely. Mwah.

*Thinks...... we need a thumbs up and a kissy face emoji.

Admiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Harry Hill! Now THAT'S the name I couldn't think of! Some looked like him too!!

Thanks lovely - already got a hot water bottle and a blanket! Mwah! Xx

You can't beat a snuggly blankie.

An adult using words like "snuggly blankie" to another adult makes me and

My rant is approved by me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to rant that I have no cake in the house and I can't be arsed to go and bake one

I have birthday cake. Here, have a slice.....

Aww thanks, happy birthday "

My pleasure, and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, this is a bit random but...

Why are the HD channels on Sky so randomly numbered?! BBC1 on 141, ITV on 178, Channel 4 on 227 ffs! . It's just so ridiculously random. It plays havoc with my OCD tendencies! "

Add all the hd channels to your favourites, boom all in one place. Cant help with the numbering though im afraid xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have flu. Have been laid up in bed for three days puking and shivering and sweating. Less of a rant, more of a 'woe is me'...

You're lucky! I have an ebola/bird flu/swine flu mutation

I have horrific period pain "

Sorry to hear that, dont tell osbourne, he will tax you on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to contribute my day has been truly awesome

43 minutes into rant day, of course you've nothing to rant about, you're day hadn't started.

I'm sure something will come along to fuck it up for you."

Sorry OP 14 hrs and 30 mins in and everything is still Disney in my world

The sun is shining the birds are singing. My lunch was delicious and someone else paid for it.

My world rocks today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally get to rant.

After a rare and very special weekend away, this week has been shit all round. Whole household is poorly and sleepless nights. And work wise my week has been a total flop!

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have nothing to contribute my day has been truly awesome

43 minutes into rant day, of course you've nothing to rant about, you're day hadn't started.

I'm sure something will come along to fuck it up for you.

Sorry OP 14 hrs and 30 mins in and everything is still Disney in my world

The sun is shining the birds are singing. My lunch was delicious and someone else paid for it.

My world rocks today "

So far so good...... I hope it keeps up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally get to rant.

After a rare and very special weekend away, this week has been shit all round. Whole household is poorly and sleepless nights. And work wise my week has been a total flop!

Mr"

I get weeks like that, rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, why, why when I have a yoghurt the lid falls face down on the floor need to get steamer out again x

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Brill day so far X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end. "

..

I'll approve my own rant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

..

I'll approve my own rant "

Oops, did I miss one?

Sorry, have some birthday cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why, why, why when I have a yoghurt the lid falls face down on the floor need to get steamer out again x"

Simple to fix, open it upside down......

This rant also applies to toast, therefore.......

Rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile says "Please don't send a cock pic with your message"

So guess what? 9 times out of 10 I get a cock pic sent. Are men that bloody stupid on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headache that won't go today. It's not because I don't want sex with Mr G because I definitely do, but it just won't shift! Grrrrrr !

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile says "Please don't send a cock pic with your message"

So guess what? 9 times out of 10 I get a cock pic sent. Are men that bloody stupid on here? "

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to rant at myself for the things that I think are funny...which result in being blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile seems to be some kind of puff magnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to rant at myself for the things that I think are funny...which result in being blocked "

Iv been blocked a few times on here for having an opinion that differs from theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to rant at myself for the things that I think are funny...which result in being blocked "

You're lucky I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that I'm very lucky to have you like me

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Sorry nothing to rant about as my mum is here this week. Although she has curtailed my extra curricular activities lol xx

Quality time with the parent's is a gift beyond value. "

This is very true and I am valuing every moment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile seems to be some kind of puff magnet "

The last 10 people who have looked at me 6 are tv/ts? Need to check my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to rant at myself for the things that I think are funny...which result in being blocked

Iv been blocked a few times on here for having an opinion that differs from theirs "

I think my opinions differ from most but that's not the general issue. It's more my opinion of what's funny - I have no internal monologue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile seems to be some kind of puff magnet

The last 10 people who have looked at me 6 are tv/ts? Need to check my profile "

That have looked and are not in stealth mode you mean

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That have looked and are not in stealth mode you mean "

Yes but there's absolutely no point in worrying about the ninjas you'll just make yourself ill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile says "Please don't send a cock pic with your message"

So guess what? 9 times out of 10 I get a cock pic sent. Are men that bloody stupid on here? "

9 out of 10 are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only the one rant... forum users yes users.. Not just the one person.. . The ones that dive on people's threads.. moaning about and questioning people's preferences..shouting from the roof tops that everyone is entitled to preferences... QUESTIONING MY PREFRENCES.. . No you may not ask me why.. Stop it

The end.

..

I'll approve my own rant

Oops, did I miss one?

Sorry, have some birthday cake. "

..

Happy birthday xx

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"For the benefit of all contibutors, if you have no sense of humour, have left it at home or have had a sense of humour by-pass, rant day probably isn't for you.

If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.

If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?

If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.

To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin....."

Let down for a coffee meet today. Sure I'm not the only one, but no less frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to rant about the fact it's rant day Thursday and I've nothing to fuckin well rant about!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to rant about the fact it's rant day Thursday and I've nothing to fuckin well rant about!!!!!"

Well I was going to pop over and spank that lovely bottom of yours, but I didn't.

So you can rant about me being a no show

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Six new guys on here today have asked to meet me. No hello or anything...fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Despite a shite day I will not rant .Wine has taken over (yeah I know it's early but I've had a shite day!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a headache that won't go today. It's not because I don't want sex with Mr G because I definitely do, but it just won't shift! Grrrrrr !

Sarah

"

Drink water. Fix head. Have sexy times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to rant at myself for the things that I think are funny...which result in being blocked "

That's a funny rant.

Ticks box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who rant about others doing something that they do on every thread

People who only post 1 nice thing in 50 posts. If they hate it here so much fuck off we dont need educating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed "

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who rant about others doing something that they do on every thread

People who only post 1 nice thing in 50 posts. If they hate it here so much fuck off we dont need educating "

it's the only way some people can feel they have value...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......"

Here fucking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......"

Rant most definitely approved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to rant about the fact it's rant day Thursday and I've nothing to fuckin well rant about!!!!!

Well I was going to pop over and spank that lovely bottom of yours, but I didn't.

So you can rant about me being a no show "

Grrrrrr bloody single males!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed "

You don't have to play,it's not compulsory to join in. You can rant any time you want and you don't need anyone's approval.

Meanwhile,we'll join in the fun on here. By we,I mean the people who are taking it as a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Here fucking here "

I think she fancies him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Rant most definitely approved!"

Are you looking for a job? I could do with some help some days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Rant most definitely approved!

Are you looking for a job? I could do with some help some days.... "

You need some rant monitors to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Here fucking here

I think she fancies him "

Yeah im pretty sure your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm declaring every day other than Thursday my official rant day.

This moderated and approved rants is bollocks.

Rant monitors indeed

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Rant most definitely approved!

Are you looking for a job? I could do with some help some days.... "

Would I still be allowed to rant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That’s three consecutive Thursday's you’ve posted a whiny bitchy argumentative comment on the thread.

I belive the general advice is if you don't like the OP,or the thread subject, or the direction the thread is taking, and it upsets you so much, don't participate. 

Three times in a row feels a bit stalkerish......

Here fucking here

I think she fancies him "

Really? I'm a bloke so don't really pick up on subtlety.

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