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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

You can buy a sky remote from Argos as a measuring device.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

Buy yourself some Lynx Africa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow your mother's remote

Just remember to wipe it down afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

You can buy a sky remote from Argos as a measuring device.

I can provide you with a half scale model of one or if your really large I have one that's suitable for a dolls house

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I see lots of pics of guys standing over toilets so that may be an option?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

You can buy a sky remote from Argos as a measuring device.

I can provide you with a half scale model of one or if your really large I have one that's suitable for a dolls house "

Did you get sky for Barbie and Ken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't virgin remotes smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't virgin remotes smaller

No, just scarce in Liverpool, where the op is from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't have Virgin TV either. It's all Netflix and iPlayer round here. Luckily for me, the Xbox One media remote is *tiny*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often use a thimble to measure mine in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

Just tell.people,after all,who would say that that wasn't true ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

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why do you feel the need to share this obviously vital information with us and a tape measure would be most accurate

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin or lynx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glade air freshener ? I've seen that used.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slide rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

two words..... fosters can!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol"

You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol

You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...

We've big thimbles in our house lmao!!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol

You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...

We've big thimbles in our house lmao!!"

I had all these mental images of you with a cute little button.....I think I have been swindled

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sky remotes aren't just for boys you know...

I wouldn't worry OP I'm sure there's enough of them on here as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often use a thimble to measure mine in

Awwwwww that sounds so cute

Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol

It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy

Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol

You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...

We've big thimbles in our house lmao!!

I had all these mental images of you with a cute little button.....I think I have been swindled

Imagine how Mrs time felt after I'd told her I last for hours, and the first time we did it in having a fag after 5 minutes!!!!

That's a lie by the way..... I don't smoke

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By *angtidy10Couple
over a year ago

wolves

Try a can of Stella

Turns me on no end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat a can of wife beater lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sky remotes aren't just for boys you know...

I wouldn't worry OP I'm sure there's enough of them on here as it is

Pretty sure I couldn't match the quality of your remote pic, Wyldstyle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get your next meet to verify that fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it

Do they make those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it

Do they make those

Yes. I get mine from asda. 3 for £3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it

Do they make those

Yes. I get mine from asda. 3 for £3

Thats one big hand you have there fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it

Do they make those

Yes. I get mine from asda. 3 for £3

I'll need to get some of those....will make my cock look even bigger than it does in my current pic next to an XL non travel size Lynx can!.....cough cough

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sizeist are we

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol "

If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it

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By *heclitmaster84Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol

If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it

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whys that a lot of guys can wank with two hands lol x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol

If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it

whys that a lot of guys can wank with two hands lol x

Oh I could wank you and maybe suck you but it isn't going inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol

If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it

Lol wimp!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol

If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it

Lol wimp!

Try me

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

Take a picture doing a handsfree push-up

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

Take a picture doing a handsfree push-up "

Now that I would like to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?

Get a ladder. Climb up next to next doors dish. Get percy out and let's see what this tells us.

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