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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you work on building sites which other trade do you hate the most. For me it's joiners, yet to meet one who can build a straight wall. Useless fuckers!!

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

Scaffolders are all completely mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah but I never deal with them so think they're OK lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taught at college if you're on site and the scaffolders turn up, you're best of getting out of the way or off site.

Heard one too many horror stories where scaffold is concerned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumbers who surface mount pipework. .

I'm always being asked to box in some eyesore they've left the poor customer with!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Plasterers, the messy fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not the law that every trade that makes what ever your trade fixes to are hopeless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wall tilers and kitchen fitters , being a plumber always need to drop everything for semi skilled workers hahaha

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Electricians who leave half a mile of cable hanging out the wall just to fit a socket. Really no need for it, pain in the ass when you are trying to plaster the wall and a trip hazard if it is left dangling down the wall and trailing on the floor.

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London


"I was taught at college if you're on site and the scaffolders turn up, you're best of getting out of the way or off site.

Heard one too many horror stories where scaffold is concerned. "

Good fun for a night out though, as long as your not to worried about where you wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as they use the entrance at the back trades people don't really bother me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wall tilers and kitchen fitters , being a plumber always need to drop everything for semi skilled workers hahaha"

Haw cunt, I'm a tiler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electricians who leave half a mile of cable hanging out the wall just to fit a socket. Really no need for it, pain in the ass when you are trying to plaster the wall and a trip hazard if it is left dangling down the wall and trailing on the floor. "

I set a flue test smoke bomb off in a room where the fuse box was that a sparky had been working on

Poor guy shit himself

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

To be honest they all save my skin, give me a heart attack, drive me crazy and surprise me on a daily basis!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Subbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wall tilers and kitchen fitters , being a plumber always need to drop everything for semi skilled workers hahaha

Haw cunt, I'm a tiler lol"

Haha nothing worse than taking out a bathroom suite for a tiler lol if u get ur shower tails at the right size I might let u off haa

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you done it right first time round there be no need to strip it out lol

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Electricians who leave half a mile of cable hanging out the wall just to fit a socket. Really no need for it, pain in the ass when you are trying to plaster the wall and a trip hazard if it is left dangling down the wall and trailing on the floor. "

Plasterers who skin completely over back boxes.

Got to admit that I've always enjoyed their company at brew times. Brickies for done reason are up themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the proper tradesmen are up the grave yard these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any trade that can't be arsed to think for themselves to overcome the everyday problems you get on site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkys have always been up themselves, think they are the most important trade onsite, turn up spread tools everywhere and get in other trade's way.

And mostly don't clear up their own mess, followed closely by, plumbers and gas engineer's.

Plasterers are messy fuckers but it's a messy trade and tend to be on their own when plastering happens anyway.

Painters are usually the easiest to get along with and a decent decorator is worth their weight in gold as get other trade's out of the shit with clever use of filler

Chippys are the most adaptable and always tend to be on the job right at the start and end and usually work with the most trade's and need to most knowledge.

Bricklayers are just knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparks because they've never heard of a brush or a bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a qualified Sparkie.

Also qualified plumber.

I plaster, tile and butcher wood.

I hope I don't piss too many off on site. I clean up after myself.

Deep throating my lunchtime banana always goes down a storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparks were the top of the trades in my day, sadly the one's coming through now having done a 6 month course in tech are fecking rubbish. Mind you so are most of the trades nowadays....

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I do just about all the trades and have worked with most trades people on sites

I do the plumbing I also do the joinery work as well

if I damage the wall I plaster it

worst ones ive come across has been the ones so far up themselves due to qualifications that they hold, namely the newbies to the job not the time served ones

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

i don't have a problem with any particular trade onsite but i don't like the small number of tradesmen who nick stuff from other tradesmen ... a rare occurance but it does happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always make it known that if I catch anyone nicking my tools, that I will introduce their bollocks to my Estwing axe!!!

Not had anything taken for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've painted all of my tools pink. No one nicks mine and no threats needed

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over a year ago

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