FabSwingers.com forum: My To Do List

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love this stuff please feel free to add to the list.

25 Funniest Things to Do

1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.

2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!

3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.

4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".

5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"

6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".

7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.

8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away

9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!

10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.

11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".

12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.

13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.

14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.

15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.

16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.

17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"

18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.

19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.

20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before

21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.

22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."

23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.

24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"

25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"

hugs Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the 22nd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#7..... tick....

#13 .....tick....

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

In the building game so often ask newbies to go and ask so and so for a 'long wait'. Not very original but raises a giggle.

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I do the Starbucks one all the time- saying silly names!

Putting stuff in people's trollies is my favourite game at asda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do the Starbucks one all the time- saying silly names!

Putting stuff in people's trollies is my favourite game at asda

Fancy a coffee and some shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the building game so often ask newbies to go and ask so and so for a 'long wait'. Not very original but raises a giggle."

Or a glass hammer

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Instead of talking with colleagues in your normal voice, only sing lyrics. Or use the words you want to say but singing all the while.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I vowed I would leave the house today so I'm putting some of these on my to do list LOL

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By *aturelover2016Man
over a year ago

London

"In the building game so often ask newbies to go and ask so and so for a 'long wait'. Not very original but raises a giggle.

Or a glass hammer

- or sky hooks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I vowed I would leave the house today so I'm putting some of these on my to do list LOL"

Number 24

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I vowed I would leave the house today so I'm putting some of these on my to do list LOL

Number 24

Don't think there'll be any elevators but could certainly try some variation of it LOL

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Run up a descending escalator to the top(always wanted to do this)and when you get to the top sit on the first step and sit on it all the way to the bottom.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Go into a hardware store and ask if they have left handed hammers. Make a fuss about discrimination against lefties when they can't help.

Get a dog lead and collar . Take your imaginary dog into the park and sit on a bench. When someone sits down , after a while hand them the lead and ask them if they will hold your dog while you go for a pee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run up a descending escalator to the top(always wanted to do this)and when you get to the top sit on the first step and sit on it all the way to the bottom."

Do it haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go into a hardware store and ask if they have left handed hammers. Make a fuss about discrimination against lefties when they can't help.

Pmsl

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Run up a descending escalator to the top(always wanted to do this)and when you get to the top sit on the first step and sit on it all the way to the bottom."

Used to do this a lot ( in my youth ) it's fucking knackering.

Mind you I did recently see a family trying to carry suitcases down an up escalator in a railway station recently. ( this wasn't a prank!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

In my teens I worked at McDonalds (great social life!!) - we used to send newbies to the store room for a left handed spatula

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

Knitter they are brillant. Would love to watch the reaction to some of those. I would be game to meet and see how many we could tick off in an afternoon.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Get a 10 meter long tape measure. Put on a hi- Vis waistcoat . Carry a clipboard .

Go into town to a street corner. Hold the tape measure up to a point on the wall. Ask a passer by if they will hold the tape measure while you go round the corner to measure a point there. Hold the other end of the tape against the wall, around the corner, ask another passer by if they will hold that end while you make some notes round the corner . Slip away, take off the jacket, cross the road, and watch to see how long they will hold it before they realise. An assistant to distract them while you get away helps.

Usually at least 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a 10 meter long tape measure. Put on a hi- Vis waistcoat . Carry a clipboard .

Usually at least 5 minutes."

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I vowed I would leave the house today so I'm putting some of these on my to do list LOL

Number 24

Don't think there'll be any elevators but could certainly try some variation of it LOL"

I failed

But in my defence my phone wouldn't stop flipping ringing and I was totally outdone in a charity shop with an old dear asking for used tights. What was funnier was the shop assistant thought she'd asked for the toilet and have her directions to the public cubicle down the road and the old woman said "really?! They have used tights in there?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl love it thanks knitter

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I liked number 6

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I done no 7 but asked for diet soda water. The bar lady looked at me like I was from Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When parking your car in a busy highstreet in summer, while you have your sunglasses on, get out if the car, take a white stick out if the car, and tap your way to the shop you were going to

In a long journey, if your passenger falls asleep, put your chin down to your chest a little, close your left eye and make a loud enough snoring noise to wake them, and wait for the panic to set in

At the end of a night time journey, when your passengers are asleep, pull up to a wall, put main beam lights on, and rev the engine while screaming, the soon wake up

Fill a clean nappy with nuttela and declare your new diet as "surprisingly good" (korma sauce works better if you have a newborn)

Build a snow man in your back garden but move it every night till its looking at your neighbours upstairs window in a sinister way

I like to put in a blond wig, and run out if tanning salons, screaming " you'll be hearing from my solicitors, LOOK AT MEEEE!

After shaving my head, I like to go to the chemists, and ask which shampoo is best for fine hair

Ladies, ask advice on sanitary products in a chemists, and when asked "what's your flow like" give them a sample if your free style rapping

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

Kim Wilde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today so far I've done

8, 10, 19 and 24

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You're hilarious... How about shouting ...how did you get in there son into a pillar box

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Or ask prices of everything in a pound shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or ask prices of everything in a pound shop"

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're hilarious... How about shouting ...how did you get in there son into a pillar box"

I love all these. Nice one OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're hilarious... How about shouting ...how did you get in there son into a pillar box"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuckle Knitter you do make this Welsh chap smile

Brilliant list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chuckle Knitter you do make this Welsh chap smile

Brilliant list

Glad you liked it my handsome Welsh friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these are the sort of things i get dared to do -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"these are the sort of things i get dared to do -

Me too this was given to me by my friend.

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Thats magnificent

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