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"i woke up at 5 today and really wanted a cold beer feel like i was doing something wrong lol" Nope nothing wrong with the odd one, well as long as your not driving trains or aeroplanes. Tend to wait till my shredded wheat has settled mind. | |||
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"i woke up at 5 today and really wanted a cold beer feel like i was doing something wrong lol Nope nothing wrong with the odd one, well as long as your not driving trains or aeroplanes. Tend to wait till my shredded wheat has settled mind." yep sound advice there from the fredster ...always after shreddies | |||
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"on my way mrs hawk wants me to decorate front room today lol im thincking of the pub now lol " If she is out do the following. Ladder on floor as fallen over. Walpaper scattered. Scattered brushes. Then tell her when she gets back you had a fall and needed a drink for the pain | |||
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting " As they down where I come from (London): 'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. | |||
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting As they down where I come from (London): 'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. " *Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm Are you a Nigerian? | |||
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting As they down where I come from (London): 'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. *Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm Are you a Nigerian? " It translates as follws me ole mucka: Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve. Simples, see! | |||
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting As they down where I come from (London): 'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. *Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm Are you a Nigerian? It translates as follws me ole mucka: Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve. Simples, see! " So its what whayeye man now? Think i'll stick to whippets and ferrits and the like. So how many knots do you know and was you in the navy? We had a bloke in Kuwait who had a thing about ropes, amazing what he could do with them. | |||
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