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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Haha there are some real pussy's on here

All talk I'm gunna do this and gunna do that to you blah blah send dick pix

Gagging to meet

Then boom they fall off the face of the earth n not show up haha

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Come back on Thursday?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's because they all gyre and gimble in the wabe.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come back on Thursday? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life can be tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come back on Thursday? "

Didn't you know, Tuesday is the new Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wank they were having probably finished

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. I know exactly what you mean. Happened to me yesterday. Pussyole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets"

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely..

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely.."

That's the bloody piss take... I'm very piccy who I give my time to that's why it's more laughable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Men are pussies are the Women dicks

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets"

Whoosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't indulge anyone till you've actually met them in the flesh. Guys ask me what I'm into and my standard reply is "this and that" A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely..

That's the bloody piss take... I'm very piccy who I give my time to that's why it's more laughable "

Errrr....it's no taking the piss, its offering advice as in changing the way you meet then.

You started a thread about being stood up 3 times not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup. I know exactly what you mean. Happened to me yesterday. Pussyole!"

Surly no one left you waiting... wrong so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely..

That's the bloody piss take... I'm very piccy who I give my time to that's why it's more laughable

Errrr....it's no taking the piss, its offering advice as in changing the way you meet then.

You started a thread about being stood up 3 times not me.

"

I might be wrong but, "That's the bloody piss take" Was aimed at the Men who let her down

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Don't indulge anyone till you've actually met them in the flesh. Guys ask me what I'm into and my standard reply is "this and that" A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. "

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely..

That's the bloody piss take... I'm very piccy who I give my time to that's why it's more laughable

Errrr....it's no taking the piss, its offering advice as in changing the way you meet then.

You started a thread about being stood up 3 times not me.

I might be wrong but, "That's the bloody piss take" Was aimed at the Men who let her down "

Some people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting their rocks off like a chat line ! More than likely in a relationship and you were their fantasy !

its going to happen , I'm afraid , just don't give to much hot talk before the meet and talk on the phone before meet can help winkle out pussies xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*arrives on a palanquin and has the slaves set up a deckchair and pop the popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha I'm not talking bout today just or my meet up for Thursday silly moo's I'm talking bout the last 3 arranged meets

Maybe you need to choose your pussies more wisely..

That's the bloody piss take... I'm very piccy who I give my time to that's why it's more laughable

Errrr....it's no taking the piss, its offering advice as in changing the way you meet then.

You started a thread about being stood up 3 times not me.

I might be wrong but, "That's the bloody piss take" Was aimed at the Men who let her down

Some people lol

"

Ah okay, I stand corrected!!

Slap on the wrist for misreading ~ carry on as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess some men are to scared to meet an amazing women XD

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"*arrives on a palanquin and has the slaves set up a deckchair and pop the popcorn*

"

Send some my way thank you please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don't indulge anyone till you've actually met them in the flesh. Guys ask me what I'm into and my standard reply is "this and that" A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush. "

It's not Opal Fruits is it perchance

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"*arrives on a palanquin and has the slaves set up a deckchair and pop the popcorn*

Send some my way thank you please"

*sends some slaves bearing a hamper of popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha there are some real pussy's on here

All talk I'm gunna do this and gunna do that to you blah blah send dick pix

Gagging to meet

Then boom they fall off the face of the earth n not show up haha

"

That's a bloomin shame. I dying to lick some pussy, but no one actually meets!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Don't indulge anyone till you've actually met them in the flesh. Guys ask me what I'm into and my standard reply is "this and that" A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

It's not Opal Fruits is it perchance "

dont like the orange ones

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"It's because they all gyre and gimble in the wabe. "

Well they are probably mimsy, and their mome raths outgrabe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don't indulge anyone till you've actually met them in the flesh. Guys ask me what I'm into and my standard reply is "this and that" A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

It's not Opal Fruits is it perchance dont like the orange ones"

Ffs, there's no pleasing some people

I'm not sure they do cot flavoured ones

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Blimey I'm having trouble getting replies to my messages let alone meets I wouldn't let it bother you, I think you learn to take it on the chin here sometimes (no pun intended!). You just have to dust yourself down and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex. "

I try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex. "

I specialise in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cock and no balls.....

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Blimey I'm having trouble getting replies to my messages let alone meets I wouldn't let it bother you, I think you learn to take it on the chin here sometimes (no pun intended!). You just have to dust yourself down and move on "

Doesn't bother me per se

Just these blokes can be funny sometime... esp when so many complain they can't get a meet lol

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By *aramelMINX OP   Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex.

I specialise in that "

Could start a new business 'Shit Shags 'R' Us'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't."

Best to keep expectations low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't."

I don't like to blow my own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low "

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"it's worse when they do turn up and give you shit sex.

I specialise in that

Could start a new business 'Shit Shags 'R' Us' "

Depends if they like anal I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though."

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

I don't like to blow my own trumpet "

yes don't do that. honestly bad sex can be expected sometimes but if i''ve been promised good sex i am gullible and believe it will happen.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

I don't like to blow my own trumpet "

pic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling "

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

I don't like to blow my own trumpet pic please"

Darn it I deleted my trumpet picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really."

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio "

i had to google what that meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant. "

Oh you didn't Google it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant.

Oh you didn't Google it? "

yeah i did. my dad was a builder but i'd never heard the term before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant.

Oh you didn't Google it?

yeah i did. my dad was a builder but i'd never heard the term before."

The Urban dictionary has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these posts by women that can't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant.

Oh you didn't Google it?

yeah i did. my dad was a builder but i'd never heard the term before.

The Urban dictionary has a lot to answer for "

yeah that was the first thing to pop up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant.

Oh you didn't Google it?

yeah i did. my dad was a builder but i'd never heard the term before.

The Urban dictionary has a lot to answer for

yeah that was the first thing to pop up!"

What a shame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol, i meant the guys that talk about how great the sex will be and then it isn't.

Best to keep expectations low

it's ok, i figured out if i just don't meet these guys i'm fine. plus i like to take the lead sexually so i'm sorted. would be nice to lie back and enjoy it sometimes though.

Nah you'd only notice the ceiling needs painting and that crack needs filling

i actually did noticed a crack in my ceiling yesterday (even mentioned artexing it to the guy) but the sex was great, really.

Artexing. Last time that happened I ended up looking like a plasterers radio

i had to google what that meant.

Oh you didn't Google it?

yeah i did. my dad was a builder but i'd never heard the term before.

The Urban dictionary has a lot to answer for

yeah that was the first thing to pop up!

What a shame! "

yes. and that's enough internet for me today. goodnight.

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