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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... is such a killer!

Anyone else got this dreaded life threatening bug that cripples the nostrils and makes you sneeze 50 times a day?

The pain is worse than going to the dentist ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a lil bottle of that 'manflu', soon sort you out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have gone through more bottles of so called remedies in the last week to stock a bloody chemist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man flu on canvey island lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"man flu on canvey island lol "

Watch out, it spreads rapidly up the country... already past luton and heading north!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a womb, it can handle man flu. i probably won't even notice if i catch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where did man flu come from, it was about when i was a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a womb, it can handle man flu. i probably won't even notice if i catch it."

This is worse... I can guarantee it!

Feel like I am on fire one min, and then ice cold the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya big jessy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... is such a killer!

Anyone else got this dreaded life threatening bug that cripples the nostrils and makes you sneeze 50 times a day?

The pain is worse than going to the dentist ffs!!!"

Eh hum, would you like me to fetch your bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a womb, it can handle man flu. i probably won't even notice if i catch it.

This is worse... I can guarantee it!

Feel like I am on fire one min, and then ice cold the next.

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i was jk, i've had flu.

can't even move with it and slept for days on end. woke up a for wee occasionally. my ex and none of the kids came to check up on me once, i felt sad. but at least they didn't moither for stuff and left me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have gone through more bottles of so called remedies in the last week to stock a bloody chemist! "

I always use contact and honey with a dash of honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... is such a killer!

Anyone else got this dreaded life threatening bug that cripples the nostrils and makes you sneeze 50 times a day?

The pain is worse than going to the dentist ffs!!!"

No, I have ebola mutated with bird and swine flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tried contac and they don't seem to do anything

Can't sleep for a week, im booked in to work tomorrow and can't get a relief driver to cover me, typical as im always covering others!

As for my bollocks, if found please return to owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually they might have checked up on me coz i was asleep so wouldn't have noticed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby had it...3 weeks of that 'little poorly voice' & the inability to move...I have it & just getting on with working full time, cooking, running a home...jeez, makes me bat crap crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

AAAAACHHHHHOOOOOO!!

Night all, need my bed, night nurse will be here soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a common cold... but it really hurts my head/chest when i cough.

Had 2 really bad coughing fits earlier and threw up after each of them

Im just a right mardy arse when poorly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes get some sleep, we all probably caught your man flu now.

it can spread over the internet.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Try having a severe sinus infection, ear infection and laryngitis and let me know how ya feel

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone


"I have gone through more bottles of so called remedies in the last week to stock a bloody chemist! "

Have you tried Boots Cold and flu defence nasal spray?. I got a really bad bout of flu last year and have been using it at the first sign of a cold or sore throat. It seems to work for me as long as i use it as soon as i get the first symptoms.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Hubby had it...3 weeks of that 'little poorly voice' & the inability to move...I have it & just getting on with working full time, cooking, running a home...jeez, makes me bat crap crazy "

*applauds you*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well im much better after a good night's sleep! A dose of tablets from docs and the stuff im taking already seems to have kicked this man death bug into shape!

Back to my usual ways by the weekend

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