FabSwingers.com forum: What's in your handbag?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mines mostly receipts and bits of paper, my purse, a bottle of squash, my power bar battery thing, a few train/bus bits and bobs and some painkillers.

Just dug in my bag for a hair band and found a miniature whisk that I forgot was there

Anything weird and wonderful in your bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms, purse, hair brush, bobble, house keys n car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kindle, my phone, two chapsticks, my wallet, tissues, gum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of paperwork to do with my elderly incapacitated parents, my purse and a chapstick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condoms, purse, hair brush, bobble, house keys n car keys "

If I kept my hair brush in my bag I wouldn't be able to get anything else in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, umbrella, body spray, hairbrush/bands, sunglasses, fold out bag, chewing gum, pen, phone and floss.....it's a pretty big bag

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't have a handbag...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My kindle, my phone, two chapsticks, my wallet, tissues, gum."

Very sensible! I feel as though there should be an umbrella in there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God only knows. I can never find things I know I have put in there. Probably a tent, sandwiches and a small child from the weight of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the kitchen sink bit pretty much everything else

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't have a handbag..."

...I *do* have a bag.

This typically contains:-

* wallet

* glasses

* tissues

* something to read

* tobacco & supplies

* pens (inc. a Sharpie for graffiting)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap, crap and more crap.

Mostly receipts, lipstick, broken bits of kids toys, mints/gum, earphones and purse. I hate digging about in my own bag, it's a minefield

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Purse, umbrella, body spray, hairbrush/bands, sunglasses, fold out bag, chewing gum, pen, phone and floss.....it's a pretty big bag

Seems like a big bag!! Blimey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loads of paperwork to do with my elderly incapacitated parents, my purse and a chapstick. "

I have paperwork too, forgot about that.

Am I missing out on the Chapstick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a handbag..."

I've got one that would suit you. It's only small though so I hope you don't have a 9inch strap on that you carry around just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

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Plus a pen and most week days my laptop xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

Bloody hell how big is your bag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God only knows. I can never find things I know I have put in there. Probably a tent, sandwiches and a small child from the weight of it."

What about the kitchen sink? Can't go anywhere without that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not the kitchen sink bit pretty much everything else

My kitchen sink comment now seems silly after your post.. Should read more before I post!

I don't have much stuff. I don't even carry keys!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

It would probably be better to ask me, what's not in my bag. I like big bags!

Purse, keys, phone, tissues, make up bag, brush, deodorant, perfume, 2 carrier bags, umbrella, mints, lots of pens, notepad, lighter, mini sewing kit.

That's off the top of my head, bound to be more stuff hiding at the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have a handbag...

...I *do* have a bag.

This typically contains:-

* wallet

* glasses

* tissues

* something to read

* tobacco & supplies

* pens (inc. a Sharpie for graffiting)

That's a very sensible bag.

Tbf I don't actually have a handbag... It's one of them shoulder ones. But whatever xD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crap, crap and more crap.

Mostly receipts, lipstick, broken bits of kids toys, mints/gum, earphones and purse. I hate digging about in my own bag, it's a minefield

I have a small Spider-Man toy in my bag :-/ I don't have kids though so... No excuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

Plus a pen and most week days my laptop xx"

Ok that's a very big bag if you've got all that plus your laptop! Does it not need wheels?

And they say men are the stronger sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would probably be better to ask me, what's not in my bag. I like big bags!

Purse, keys, phone, tissues, make up bag, brush, deodorant, perfume, 2 carrier bags, umbrella, mints, lots of pens, notepad, lighter, mini sewing kit.

That's off the top of my head, bound to be more stuff hiding at the bottom."

Why the sewing kit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

Plus a pen and most week days my laptop xx

Ok that's a very big bag if you've got all that plus your laptop! Does it not need wheels?

And they say men are the stronger sex! "
haha its not massive. It is heavy

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't have a handbag..."

Me neither

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

Plus a pen and most week days my laptop xx

Ok that's a very big bag if you've got all that plus your laptop! Does it not need wheels?

And they say men are the stronger sex! haha its not massive. It is heavy

Sounds almost as bad as my old uni bag.. Laptop and textbooks and folders and stuff. I was gonna get one of those 'granny trolley' things

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

My day to day bag is quite small. I emptied all the receipts and rubbish out of it earlier, it was quite satisfying. So now in my bag is:

My purse

Umbrella

Store cards

Hair bobble

Mints

A star bar

Lottery tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone got haribos in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone got haribos in there?

Oddly enough there are two tiny bags of haribo lurking in the depths as they come in handy as a post gym sugar hit. Star burst though as Tangfastic are the work of Beelzebub.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I don't have a handbag...

...I *do* have a bag.

This typically contains:-

* wallet

* glasses

* tissues

* something to read

* tobacco & supplies

* pens (inc. a Sharpie for graffiting)

Oh yeah, and keys and probably phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What isnt?

Ok here we go: purse, perfume, tissues, chewing gum, breath spray, bottle of , chapstick, lipstick, keys, ecig, mobile charger, ecig charger, work id, lysine tablets and probably other bits

Plus a pen and most week days my laptop xx

Ok that's a very big bag if you've got all that plus your laptop! Does it not need wheels?

And they say men are the stronger sex! haha its not massive. It is heavy

Sounds almost as bad as my old uni bag.. Laptop and textbooks and folders and stuff. I was gonna get one of those 'granny trolley' things

Haha imagine what it was like when i was teaching then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bag weighs so much I swear It'd fail a weight allowance for easyjet lol. I could list everything that's in there now but it would be a loooong list lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone got haribos in there?

Oddly enough there are two tiny bags of haribo lurking in the depths as they come in handy as a post gym sugar hit. Star burst though as Tangfastic are the work of Beelzebub. "
That is good and you are right, they are good as a post workout thing too, yeah the tang ones with the cola bottles mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse

Phone

Make-up

Them fold up bags for shopping

Toy cars

Hand cleaner

Tissues

Pens

Lillets

Hair bobbles

Fold up brush

Chewing gum...that's just scraping the surface i have so much in my bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My day to day bag is quite small. I emptied all the receipts and rubbish out of it earlier, it was quite satisfying. So now in my bag is:

My purse

Umbrella

Store cards

Hair bobble

Mints

A star bar

Lottery tickets

Ooh I also have mints!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone got haribos in there?

I found a bag of Haribo in my rucksack a couple of weeks ago. I'd bought it and forgot about it!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Currently:

- Purse.

- Keys.

- Glasses.

- Tobacco, filter tips and papers.

- Pen.

- oyster card.

- Lip balm.

- nappies.

- Baby wipes.

- Rattle.

- Rescue blanket (my Son likes the crinkly sounds).

- A bottle of water.

- Tesco receipts.

- A cadbury's creme egg...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently:

- Purse.

- Keys.

- Glasses.

- Tobacco, filter tips and papers.

- Pen.

- oyster card.

- Lip balm.

- nappies.

- Baby wipes.

- Rattle.

- Rescue blanket (my Son likes the crinkly sounds).

- A bottle of water.

- Tesco receipts.

- A cadbury's creme egg...

- Amy. x"

You have Amy in your bag?!

I've got about 300 filters in my bag too.. The box got wet though so half of them are loose in the back with the bobbles and the whisk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse

Make up bag

Bottled water

Various hair clips & ties

Paperwork

Phone

Tablet

Handcream / nail file

Tissues

Vouchers

Fem Fresh Handy Pack

4 Finger Kit Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone got haribos in there?

I found a bag of Haribo in my rucksack a couple of weeks ago. I'd bought it and forgot about it! "
Nice one and fun to find it again few weeks after too, something to snack on x.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I have EVERYTHING in my bag and more besides! Most random is probably the fact I have FOUR different nailvarnishes in there despite only having one colour on my nails?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Currently:

- Purse.

- Keys.

- Glasses.

- Tobacco, filter tips and papers.

- Pen.

- oyster card.

- Lip balm.

- nappies.

- Baby wipes.

- Rattle.

- Rescue blanket (my Son likes the crinkly sounds).

- A bottle of water.

- Tesco receipts.

- A cadbury's creme egg...

- Amy. x

You have Amy in your bag?!

I've got about 300 filters in my bag too.. The box got wet though so half of them are loose in the back with the bobbles and the whisk "

I wish I could get carried around!

Same, I've not long cleaned my handbag out.

Hundreds of filter tips had escaped but they were damp and unusable

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a blindfold from the weekend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope, chloroform and duct tape.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Don't ask. Seriously. You wouldn't believe me.

My handbag weighs a tonne.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I stopped using a big bag simply because I had so much crap in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

packet of tissues - glasses in their case - purse - lipstick - im a tidy cow so i am

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"It would probably be better to ask me, what's not in my bag. I like big bags!

Purse, keys, phone, tissues, make up bag, brush, deodorant, perfume, 2 carrier bags, umbrella, mints, lots of pens, notepad, lighter, mini sewing kit.

That's off the top of my head, bound to be more stuff hiding at the bottom.

Why the sewing kit?

After having to spend half a day holding on to my trousers at work after the button fell off. I now carry a mini sewing kit and spare buttons & safety pins, just in case.

I haven't needed them since but I know what will happen if I take it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checked in my rucksack

currently I have work keys, lift door key, gas meter key, iPad, kindle, old phone, various chargers and leads, electrical tester, laser distance measure, box of matches, couple of pens, resuscitation face shield, wet ones, old receipts and train tickets, scarf and gloves, deodorant, chewing gum, bottle opener, pain killers, a damp test meter, a few rawl plugs floating around at the bottom, a clean pair of socks and a spoon, might have a bit of a clear out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make up bag

Work pass

Purse and house keys

Brush

Perfume

Car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a great deal to be honest i clear it out often, just purse, phone, keys, work ID and perfume thats it

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By *rBBMrsLDCouple
over a year ago

Seaford

Tissues, keys , pens ( multiples of) rubber pencil, calculator, purse, berocca, paracetamol, hair band, deodorant, socks, hair brush, hand cream, Vaseline, notebook, scissors. Numerous wage slips that I haven't taken out a piece of mouldy fruit (often) and if you tipped the lot out there would be some change covered in crumbs!

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Purfume lip balm keys receipt deodorant purse cards comb bag of cough sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfume, pen, endless receipts, three fag packets (two half full, on rations these days), love letter from ads, train wallets, letters to send off, keys and I have no idea on the other shit in their!! I had some knives in there yesterday!! Ooooo scarf!!

G x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Purse

Hair slides

Hair band

Inhalers - brown&blue

Chewing gum

Lip balm

Pack of tissues

Joke squeezy willy

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've not actually checked, but probably...

Purse, body spray, lip balm, make up, hair brush, earring aid box, batteries, tissues, 2 mobile phones, pen, iPod, menstrual cup, pain killers (usually needed by work mates not me), anti-dizzy pills, random bits of paper and receipts.

It'll also have my lunch in tomorrow morning

Nita

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Oh I forgot... I also have my work ID and hair bands.

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