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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

suck ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apply semen to the affected areas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apply semen to the affected areas. "

Is that an offer?

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

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strepsol antiseptic sweets

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Apply semen to the affected areas.

Is that an offer?"

Applying semen could hurt and chaff I suggest a semen gargle - I'd say 3 big loads should assist...

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

strepsol antiseptic sweets"

Strepsols... up yer bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apply semen to the affected areas.

Is that an offer?"

There must be a nice local fella on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apply semen to the affected areas.

Is that an offer?

There must be a nice local fella on here

Actually he has a point gargling salt water. It will sting but speed up healing xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Salt water gargle .. Or maybe Listerine

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

tyrozets numb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apply semen to the affected areas.

Is that an offer?

There must be a nice local fella on here

Are you turning ME down? You should be grateful that I even considered your offer. Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar.

Put some on your tongue and let it slowly dissolve.

As a chef, I used to do it quite often

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not safe with hot food yet.

Noted

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.

I laughed. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar.

Put some on your tongue and let it slowly dissolve.

As a chef, I used to do it quite often

A x"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Sugar.

Put some on your tongue and let it slowly dissolve.

As a chef, I used to do it quite often

A x"
this is an interesting tip .. Hope I remember to try it

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

Eat ice cream to sooth the throat.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

Eat ice cream to sooth the throat.

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how about jelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucking ice cubes/lollies and sipping cold drinks is the only thing that's gonna help. Salt water, hot fluids, etc. will hurt like hell and do nothing to speed up the healing process. Soft and mushy food for a couple of days too will help and not aggrevate the sore soft tissues. Hope you feel better soon x

Ps - I work in dentistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat ice cream to sooth the throat.

how about jelly?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.

I laughed. Sorry. "

You're not sorry at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not safe with hot food yet.

Noted

Don't worry, I'm being wrapped in cotton wool as we speak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eskimo spunk

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.

I laughed. Sorry.

You're not sorry at all

I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.

How on earth did you do that?

I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.

I laughed. Sorry.

You're not sorry at all

I know

Colouring you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucking ice cubes/lollies and sipping cold drinks is the only thing that's gonna help. Salt water, hot fluids, etc. will hurt like hell and do nothing to speed up the healing process. Soft and mushy food for a couple of days too will help and not aggrevate the sore soft tissues. Hope you feel better soon x

Ps - I work in dentistry

Evil woman alert! ANYONE who works in dentistry must be sadistic!

Only cos I hate the dentist though

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

I've got something that would make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

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. YES

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

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Not intended for your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps - I work in dentistry

Evil woman alert! ANYONE who works in dentistry must be sadistic!

Only cos I hate the dentist though

Are you surmising or do you secretly want me to be sadistic?

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago

eat chilled yoghurt very slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza always burns my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

Not intended for your mouth

Don't I get a kiss?

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

Not intended for your mouth

Don't I get a kiss?

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. Of course xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

Not intended for your mouth

Don't I get a kiss?

. Of course xxxx

Good. So what's intended for where?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You should take 'Horace Fletcher's' advice and masticate 32 times.

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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago

shefiield

"I've got something that would make you feel better

Oh really?

. YES

Well my lips are a bit tender too

Not intended for your mouth

Don't I get a kiss?

. Of course xxxx

Good. So what's intended for where?

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. Hehe you will have to wait and see, can feel a trip to the coast is in order

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