FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your talent?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

NOoooooo not that sort... :D

Other than sex... what is your talent..

Mine I like to think is my musical ability, I love to write music, play it and play something stupid like 23 instruments to a decent level. My fav is my French horn though, and I was once going to audition for a very big orchestra but had my son and that put paid to that.

My Mother would make me say I can sing.. but after years of telling kids off I beg to differ.. lol

I am also good with sugarcraft...

So whats yours?

Katie. x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"NOoooooo not that sort... :D

Other than sex... what is your talent..

My Mother would make me say I can sing.. but after years of telling kids off I beg to differ.. lol

I am also good with sugarcraft...

So whats yours?

Katie. x"
Cooking

Sugarcraft, Play Piano, Paint, Good at retaining useless information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recalling Playing cards, my record is 41

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recalling Playing cards, my record is 41"

oh actually funny you should say cards.. I have an uncanny ability to guess the suit and colour of a deck of cards without seeing them.. I can do about 38 out of a deck in a row correctly.. and on average get 85% correct.. cant count cards though.. Shame or vegas here I come.

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recalling Playing cards, my record is 41"

baking

cleaning

oh....and I am a whizz at researching the obits

used to write a lot of poetry but gave that up after someone found it and read it...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can put lipstick on perfectly whilst the lippy is in my clevage

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My best talent is spending money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Recalling Playing cards, my record is 41

baking

cleaning

oh....and I am a whizz at researching the obits

used to write a lot of poetry but gave that up after someone found it and read it...lol"

I write novels.. and I write one person poems.. :D

and I am terrible at housework.. lol so want to come clean for me??

Katie.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

singing.. love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piano

Clarinet

Violin

Cordon Bleu Cuisine

Dressmaking

Dog Grooming

Card Craft

Gardening

Theatre

Drama

Singing

Ice Skating

Roller Blading

BMX biking

White water rafting

Abseiling

Canoing

Internet communications and

Lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can juggle with 3 balls...honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can juggle with 3 balls...honestly

Ive heard of a third nipple , but a third ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot one of mine..

Driving..Track days. etc.. I have found according to my instructors that I have a natural gift for it.. I just feel the car well.. I love it..

and Kim your list made me remember that.. I will list mine

Violin,(which I am teaching two of my kids to play) Grade 8 obtained.

Clarinet

flute

oboe,

piano

viola, Grade 8 obtained

Cello

French horn,Grade 8 obtained

trumpet,Grade 7. As gave up. wanted to play jazz trumpet and my parents objected lol

Cornet

E Flat horn,

bugle ( not sure that counts)

Recorders ( all of them.. descant, soprano etc)

Learning guitar( my new thing to do when not on here)

Saxophone,

Drama ( I was very good in my youth, did lots of pantos and was once in pink windmill)

Burlesque performance.

Singing (according to my late mother)

Writing my own music I love.

Writing stories and poems( but poems only for Master)

best talent

pissing people off and talking to them at the same time..

Katie.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can juggle with 3 balls...honestly

Ive heard of a third nipple , but a third ball

I've got one of those.well a huge cyst..having the op tomorrow! not looking forward to it,wish me luck

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

cake decorating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can juggle with 3 balls...honestly

Ive heard of a third nipple , but a third ball

I've got one of those.well a huge cyst..having the op tomorrow! not looking forward to it,wish me luck"

Good luck hope alls well

as for talents i do play several instruments , various brass from school days , e flat tenor horn , b flat cornet and soprano , played drums in a few bands and now play guitar and known to sing (questionably lol) pretty good driver (track days not race standard though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue.....does that count...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Trampolining and walking on my hands are a couple of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can do over 1000 keep ups with a football.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I can identify all 47 native coccinellids without a field guide.

Your impressed.. I can tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can identify all 47 native coccinellids without a field guide.

Your impressed.. I can tell.

oh I am always impressed with your talents..

Katie.x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Writing,

designing craft projects out of 3 yoghurt pots and a roll of tin foil(i should have been on blue peter

)

And friends say i am a good listener.

now,im not good at this self love thing unless it involves toys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can peel a satsuma with one hand,leaving the peel in one piece.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in alot of things i am better than average but i am never great lol

i am more so "Mr better than average"

so i cant really think of something to specific

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm a good drawrer and have awesome ball control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a ballroom and latin dancer x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I can do amazing things with a few pipe cleaners, an egg box and some googly eyes.

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

Languages - I can speak and read 5 European, 3 African, simplified Chinese and basic Japanese. Never got my head around Geordie though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cooking i love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im a ballroom and latin dancer x"

You look English to me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would probably say my ability to do most things I set my mind to however biggest would be my freelance design and marketing and also restoring my old classic car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get 6 marshmellows in me gob at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m talented at getting people to either completely ignore me or suck them into making predictable remarks disparaging my ability to do so!!!!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I’m talented at getting people to either completely ignore me or suck them into making predictable remarks disparaging my ability to do so!!!!!

......................no................I'm..............not......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

You do remember what you're supposed to do with them don't you?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

You do remember what you're supposed to do with them don't you?

Yeah, you put it on then wait til she shuts her eyes during sex, whip it off & tell her it must have broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recognising the true from the false .....and working with my hands..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

You do remember what you're supposed to do with them don't you?

Yeah, you put it on then wait til she shuts her eyes during sex, whip it off & tell her it must have broken.

Who closes their eyes during sex?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

You do remember what you're supposed to do with them don't you?

Yeah, you put it on then wait til she shuts her eyes during sex, whip it off & tell her it must have broken.

Who closes their eyes during sex?

Girls who don't have the dead, soul-less eyes of a shark.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can snort a condom up my nose and pull it out through my mouth.

You do remember what you're supposed to do with them don't you?

Yeah, you put it on then wait til she shuts her eyes during sex, whip it off & tell her it must have broken.

Who closes their eyes during sex?

Girls who don't have the dead, soul-less eyes of a shark.

You really need to re-evaluate your women friends you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get 6 marshmellows in me gob at once

you know I now have the urge to go buy a packet and see how many I can get in... lol

Katie. x

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I can get 6 marshmellows in me gob at once

you know I now have the urge to go buy a packet and see how many I can get in... lol

Katie. x"

I always have that urge with my fingers...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

...and I don't mean gobs!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Playing the drums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being extremely bossy count?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Does being extremely bossy count?

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Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does being extremely bossy count?

If you say so boss

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anything arty really.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i can do thousands on the pogo stick. eat stinging nettles. crack my fingers, neck, elbows, toes, wrists, knees and ribs. i can also spell backwards. see look. . . sdrawkcab!! x (thats spelling bit took me fucking ages lol) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a champion farter .... does that count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can wiggle my ears..........lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i can do thousands on the pogo stick. eat stinging nettles. crack my fingers, neck, elbows, toes, wrists, knees and ribs. i can also spell backwards. see look. . . sdrawkcab!! x (thats spelling bit took me fucking ages lol) x"
argggghhhhhhhhhh pogo sticks........i can only do a few bounces

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Erm........

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can also walk on stilts

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Oh blimey, I kinda thought there would be a huge list, but here goes....

I can jump a motorbike over things

I can hit pretty much any target with a rifle (or pistol for close range)

I can live of the land, make fire, shelter, etc.

Not much of a list

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"i can do thousands on the pogo stick. eat stinging nettles. crack my fingers, neck, elbows, toes, wrists, knees and ribs. i can also spell backwards. see look. . . sdrawkcab!! x (thats spelling bit took me fucking ages lol) xargggghhhhhhhhhh pogo sticks........i can only do a few bounces

lol i use to be on the twat for hours as a kid. tried a world record with my mates (or so i thought i would try lol)but mum called me in for tea after 3 thousand lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i can do thousands on the pogo stick. eat stinging nettles. crack my fingers, neck, elbows, toes, wrists, knees and ribs. i can also spell backwards. see look. . . sdrawkcab!! x (thats spelling bit took me fucking ages lol) xargggghhhhhhhhhh pogo sticks........i can only do a few bounces

lol i use to be on the twat for hours as a kid. tried a world record with my mates (or so i thought i would try lol)but mum called me in for tea after 3 thousand lol x"
show off

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

oh and those slidy games you get with squares in and one is missing and you slide thrm around to make a picture. i use to be able to do one i had in about 10 seconds regardless who mixed it up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at 'footbrush'. You balance a broom on your foot by the handle with no hands and see how long you can balance it for????? Don't ask I was bored one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pocket billiards with either hand or even both at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I am not bad as a cook!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can also walk on stilts

Oooooooooooh I can do that too!!

And roller skate, and go a pogo stick... and I can get the hiccups on purpose!

Other than that, I make stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a jack of all trades, I can't think of one talent!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I have made prize winning Chocolate Slabs and Ingots.....

And I can skip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pretty good masseuse and a decent cook.

Absolutely rubbish at catching or anything involving a pogo stick!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and i can join in when watching university challenge

I do...i do...i answer the questions and sometimes get them right too

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm good at catching things with my Rod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can eat um yaself

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Well you can eat um yaself

Okay! Lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good at 'footbrush'. You balance a broom on your foot by the handle with no hands and see how long you can balance it for????? Don't ask I was bored one day."

THANK YOU...I have done this for years and never even imagined it had a title....mmmmm foooootbruuuuussssshhhh (a la Homer)

My oldest boy (8) always gets me to do it for him with various items.

Over the years I have done it with anything which falls easily to hand, depending on who is there at the time of course, snooker cues, fishing rods, the kids toy rifle the list is endless if I really gave it some thought. Wanna hang out this evening and `footbrush` I`ve got a great new broom???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I can wheelie my motorbike at over a ton for a long way. Yeah I know its dangerous, irresponsible, wreckless etc.

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"I'm good at 'footbrush'. You balance a broom on your foot by the handle with no hands and see how long you can balance it for????? Don't ask I was bored one day.

THANK YOU...I have done this for years and never even imagined it had a title....mmmmm foooootbruuuuussssshhhh (a la Homer)

My oldest boy (8) always gets me to do it for him with various items.

now thats a fun night in lol. can i bring my own broom? lol x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"i can wiggle my ears..........lol"

OMG, i have never met anyone but kev who can do that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can talk like donald duck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can ride a unicycle. Never done a wheelie on it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook and I sing - sometimes both at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a pint down in one go (dont like beer either funnily enough.

I can also put my legs behind my head.

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