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Banned from the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We've got a wedding in a couple of weeks time and the Mrs has already told me I'm not allowed on the dance floor, mainly for fear of lives being lost, I go a bit like Simon Callow from four weddings, can't help myself the music just takes over, but anyone looking on will say "he looks a right twat"

Anyone else guilty of just letting yourself go and not caring what others think when ya favourite song comes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do Dad dancing?

Surely you can still do smooching (that's a word I've not used in ages)?

Sarah

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Erm, erm... Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got a wedding in a couple of weeks time and the Mrs has already told me I'm not allowed on the dance floor, mainly for fear of lives being lost, I go a bit like Simon Callow from four weddings, can't help myself the music just takes over, but anyone looking on will say "he looks a right twat"

Anyone else guilty of just letting yourself go and not caring what others think when ya favourite song comes on."

I'd challenge you to a dance off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you do Dad dancing?

Surely you can still do smooching (that's a word I've not used in ages)?

Sarah "

Dad dancing is what I do best

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm not allowed on the pole anymore

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I really can't dance & have no rhythm at all so I avoid dance floors as much as possible. Unless I'm seriously pissed & with a bunch of girlie friends

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

Me!

Love to dance sober or d*unk. So much so that at a recent engagement party I was throwing shapes to the time warp,superman,Macarena,Saturday night (and any other song with "routines") people thought I was d*unk.......stone cold sober

Dance like no one is watching us my motto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like I'm at a rave whenever I dance - this doesn't go down so well at rock city....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

EVERY time!

Snake ips over here.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've banned from wearing my white suit at certain weddings for fear of upstaging the bride. Apparently it's not done.

*huffs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've got a wedding in a couple of weeks time and the Mrs has already told me I'm not allowed on the dance floor, mainly for fear of lives being lost, I go a bit like Simon Callow from four weddings, can't help myself the music just takes over, but anyone looking on will say "he looks a right twat"

Anyone else guilty of just letting yourself go and not caring what others think when ya favourite song comes on."

They call my hubs snake hips

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I look like I'm at a rave whenever I dance - this doesn't go down so well at rock city...."

It's a while since I've been headbanging at Rock City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so guilty of this but in my mind I'm like the big bad wolf from the advert, in reality I look like a chicken with a wounded leg!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I look like I'm at a rave whenever I dance - this doesn't go down so well at rock city....

It's a while since I've been headbanging at Rock City "

Let's go! I can dance real good! Err in my head.

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

My ex wife wanted me so breakdancin at our wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka tells me I'm a world class dancer.................................video tells me vodka lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dancing and just pretend nobody is watching lol

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

Uncle knobhead dance does it for me

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

I love dancing and I'm really good at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try practicing the dance that black guy on the advert .. Dances to big bad wolf tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka tells me I'm a world class dancer.................................video tells me vodka lies"

Story of every night out. I don't care! I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try practicing the dance that black guy on the advert .. Dances to big bad wolf tune "

Easy - pocket tazer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not allowed on the pole anymore "

Yeah I banned myself after the last club visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dance like nobody's watchin op

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By *irty130Couple
over a year ago

Bristol Area

I ban myself from dancing at weddings until everyone else is really d*unk. I love love love dancing, but I don't know how to dance like a "normal person", I have a sexy dance style and I'm quite confident so I tend to take up the whole dance floor. Brides don't take well to someone else taking all the attention!

I dance like EVERYBODY is watching!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ban myself from dancing at weddings until everyone else is really d*unk. I love love love dancing, but I don't know how to dance like a "normal person", I have a sexy dance style and I'm quite confident so I tend to take up the whole dance floor. Brides don't take well to someone else taking all the attention!

I dance like EVERYBODY is watching!"

Good for you

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I look like I'm at a rave whenever I dance - this doesn't go down so well at rock city....

It's a while since I've been headbanging at Rock City "

That brings back memories.....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine absolutely loses his shit when 5ive come on.

Full on throwing shapes! It's awesome to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always one of the first on the dancefloor and the last one standing.. If I'm d*unk enough I'll even dance completely on my own and my so called friends are kind enough to take pictures and plaster them all over Facebook

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when i was younger i loved dancing but now it could measure 10.5 on the richtar scale lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ban myself from dancing at weddings until everyone else is really d*unk. I love love love dancing, but I don't know how to dance like a "normal person", I have a sexy dance style and I'm quite confident so I tend to take up the whole dance floor. Brides don't take well to someone else taking all the attention!

I dance like EVERYBODY is watching!"

Top tip. If everyone else is d*unk they will think you're amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what I would do if I got banned from the dance floor... I normally hit my limit of booze then off I go and everyone will know where to find me. It's a like the music is calling me. Have been known to pull faces when the band or DJ plays a belter.

OP - I feel for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get into the David Brent groove, and let it rip. You will be immortal.

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