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"You try and smash a chucky eggs face right in then you end up having to use a knife and the fucker still won't give you a clean cut " Pisses me off to lol | |||
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"Shop assistants bug you. Seriously, I had to leave three shops on Saturday because of hoverage." Pet hate of mine x if I need you I'll find you | |||
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"You run out of milk. " Nooooo x gotta have milk | |||
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"The free air at a petrol station isn't free!" Robbing bastards | |||
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"People cant take a hint " Is that for me lol | |||
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"....when people don't " Better than when people do lol | |||
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"Fill in the gap at the end lets get things off our chest " when you see some guy that you think oh yes please then realise that hes miles away grrr | |||
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"When you go to get a biscuit out of the packet in the cupboard and the packet is empty but whoever took the last one put the empty packet back in the cupboard " Worth smacking somone over that lol | |||
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"Fill in the gap at the end lets get things off our chest when you see some guy that you think oh yes please then realise that hes miles away grrr" I never think of guys that way x | |||
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"You go for a wee and the phone rings Mrs cmy " And you answer as face time x noooooo | |||
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"Shop assistants bug you. Seriously, I had to leave three shops on Saturday because of hoverage. Pet hate of mine x if I need you I'll find you " That's when you can't find one anywhere. | |||
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"Fill in the gap at the end lets get things off our chest when you see some guy that you think oh yes please then realise that hes miles away grrr I never think of guys that way x " thats good to know x | |||
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"Peter Andre tells us how much he loves his kids Pretty much standard for 99% of parents pete" | |||
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"ANOTHER ONE! Your off at the weekends but your God damn body clock decides on a Saturday AND Sunday that instead of waking you up at 6 you'll have 10 less minutes and you'll be up wide eyed and ready to jump out of bed at 5.50am that your body just having lols. " I don't have this problem | |||
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"You go for a wee and the phone rings Mrs cmy " that doesn't actually bother me weirdly enough | |||
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"Shop assistants bug you. Seriously, I had to leave three shops on Saturday because of hoverage. Pet hate of mine x if I need you I'll find you That's when you can't find one anywhere." Lol that's true | |||
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"People cant take a hint Is that for me lol No op lol " Lol that's good then lol x | |||
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"Fill in the gap at the end lets get things off our chest when you see some guy that you think oh yes please then realise that hes miles away grrr I never think of guys that way x thats good to know x" | |||
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"Peter Andre tells us how much he loves his kids Pretty much standard for 99% of parents pete" I know the six pack Aussie/Greek numpty lol | |||
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"...your son eats most of the chees but your bread is small anyway so it's fine, there's just enough cheese for your toast, but then you drop your toast on the floor. gutted. " Noooo then your dog eats it before the three second rule | |||
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"ANOTHER ONE! Your off at the weekends but your God damn body clock decides on a Saturday AND Sunday that instead of waking you up at 6 you'll have 10 less minutes and you'll be up wide eyed and ready to jump out of bed at 5.50am that your body just having lols. " Damn early body clocks | |||
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"People who own a car drive their cars. They should just walk and leave the roads open to me! Haha " hate people that need to get places at certain times that live miles away , move nearer lol | |||
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"The wine you opened 1 day ago, goes off! & You don't have enough wine to drink!! (Now that is worse.)" We have a winner ..... Anything with alcohol wins every day lol | |||
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"Shop assistants bug you. Seriously, I had to leave three shops on Saturday because of hoverage." It must have been the oversized coat with multiple pockets that you were wearing | |||
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"...your son eats most of the chees but your bread is small anyway so it's fine, there's just enough cheese for your toast, but then you drop your toast on the floor. gutted. Noooo then your dog eats it before the three second rule" Not got a dog but have been thinking about getting one. | |||
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"Your most comfortable bra decided it it didn't like you any more and digs a wire into your chest.. Then draws blood. Ouchie" At last! A proper gripe! | |||
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"You are having a perfectly civil conversation then its taken as written that you want to meet and have sex...hang about we got talking about washing powder? " bit of a wash out then | |||
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"You are having a perfectly civil conversation then its taken as written that you want to meet and have sex...hang about we got talking about washing powder? bit of a wash out then " | |||
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"Your most comfortable bra decided it it didn't like you any more and digs a wire into your chest.. Then draws blood. Ouchie" Not good x want me to come and kiss them better | |||
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"You phone changes text at a crucial point in a message and you only notice just as you hit send " Oh I know x when you ask a woman to sock you cook !!!!!! | |||
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"Fill in the gap at the end lets get things off our chest when you see some guy that you think oh yes please then realise that hes miles away grrr" sorry about that | |||
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"You are having a perfectly civil conversation then its taken as written that you want to meet and have sex...hang about we got talking about washing powder? " percil | |||
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"When the staff at mc donalds act like the ketchup comes out of their wages, just put 7 satchets in the bag and behave like a good girl" Yeah I know x one sachet x that's one dip of the fry , and they don't do mayo | |||
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"You see Newcastle United's team sheet and see they've picked, Stephen Taylor again " I am like that with fellani | |||
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"When you fancy a playmate and the little man decides it doesn't want to work " Not happened yet | |||
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"You see Newcastle United's team sheet and see they've picked, Stephen Taylor again I am like that with fellani " The Afro headed numpty | |||
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"When you go to work on a early and sent home to do a late . " Every day for me that one | |||
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"When you go to work on a early and sent home to do a late . Every day for me that one " I have just done it this morning got up at 6am .could of had a nice lie in . | |||
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"When you go to work on a early and sent home to do a late . Every day for me that one I have just done it this morning got up at 6am .could of had a nice lie in . " Never get lie ins x even at weekends x as a previous message on here says x your body clock still wakes you at early hours x | |||
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"Your works number comes up on your phone on your day off x" That's why there is the red button that cancels the call and it feels so good using it when it is work related at weekends | |||
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"Your fuck bud texts you in the morning to say she got migraine and crap and if its okay to skip our meet up !! So bloody horny looking forward to it!" Oh dear hope she don't read this !!!! | |||
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"Manchester Utd win a game and all there fans start believing again " They are going to win everything ain't they !!!!! | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust " Yeah that would suck.. Human fire ball... Lol | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust Yeah that would suck.. Human fire ball... Lol" Yup! Fire extinguisher in my bag for the next 3 weeks! | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust Yeah that would suck.. Human fire ball... Lol Yup! Fire extinguisher in my bag for the next 3 weeks! " Good work. | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust " I've gotta wait till June for one of mine xc aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust I've gotta wait till June for one of mine xc aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh" WHAT!!! I'll drop my fire extinguisher off , you poor soul! Your need is greater than mine | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust " Try being bloody me !!!! | |||
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"Tilly; that one really sucks. I got a phone app for that now lol, try to avoid it whenever possible. My contribution; when you have to quickly pop outside for a mo and don't bother with shoes...then stand right on a slug, straight in-between your toes and everything " It really does.. phone app sounds great for those that are regular.. alas I'm not. | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust Try being bloody me !!!! " No ta, you've permanently got your tallywhacker out! | |||
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"........A meet is 3 long weeks away, and the tension and lust is building so much, you may just spontaneously self combust Try being bloody me !!!! No ta, you've permanently got your tallywhacker out! " What can I say Dave likes the attention | |||
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"Even worse if no date been set yet " So sort it!! | |||
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"You fancy a bag of crisps and there's only ready bloody salted left" There's always ready salted left !!!! | |||
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"When you wake up and a bird is disguising her face with make up she looked liked angiela jolee last nite ! But now she looks like shreks brother waiting for her taxi that awkward moment when you ask for number knowing well theres no chance your calling them again ! " Why would you ask for her number if you don't find her attractive? Or go to bed with her in the first place? | |||
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"When you wake up and a bird is disguising her face with make up she looked liked angiela jolee last nite ! But now she looks like shreks brother waiting for her taxi that awkward moment when you ask for number knowing well theres no chance your calling them again ! Why would you ask for her number if you don't find her attractive? Or go to bed with her in the first place? " Being d*unk probably played a part | |||
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"You are drawn to fab when you should be doing other things." Like going to bed as you have to be up a 5am | |||
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"When you wake up and a bird is disguising her face with make up she looked liked angiela jolee last nite ! But now she looks like shreks brother waiting for her taxi that awkward moment when you ask for number knowing well theres no chance your calling them again ! " Lol whoops | |||
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"You are drawn to fab when you should be doing other things." Happens every day | |||
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"When you're only going to be back in the UK for two weeks and want to meet a few lovely people you've been chatting to for weeks on here. Meet B says can you meet tomorrow? Oh sorry I can't I've got something on (Meet A). Then you go to the planned rendezvous with Meet A and he doesn't turn up!! Grrrrrrr" Sounds like you've written that through recent experience xxxx | |||
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"Your best friend texts to say she met a hot guy last night, and is inviting me to come meet his friends and play with them in her hot tub... and I can't go! " Bugger , I'd be pissed off too x | |||
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"Your best friend texts to say she met a hot guy last night, and is inviting me to come meet his friends and play with them in her hot tub... and I can't go! " When you get that offer again ill come and join you | |||
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"Shop assistants bug you. Seriously, I had to leave three shops on Saturday because of hoverage." | |||
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"you start to chat with someone single or couple and they stop chatting or block you with no reasoning or explanation." Yeah I hate that too , fair enough if there is a reason, but nice to know what that reason is | |||
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"daughter sits quietish all day then starts to natter as im trying to listen the one programme i want to watch today" Yeah they know when to start lol | |||
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"daughter sits quietish all day then starts to natter as im trying to listen the one programme i want to watch today Yeah they know when to start lol" shes 22 should know better | |||
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"daughter sits quietish all day then starts to natter as im trying to listen the one programme i want to watch today Yeah they know when to start lol shes 22 should know better " Yeah she should I was expecting you to say she was a teenager or something lol | |||
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