FabSwingers.com forum: A load of old shite

By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. Complete bollocks just like valentines day. Why should anyone need a special day to show that they love their partner. Seems to me that a lot of people should oil their door hinges and force it open, there is a world out there you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not a real princess are you

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not sure how a BJ is supposed to demonstrate love anyway.

Ive given BJs to far more men I don't love than to those I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly finishes chewing steak, places cutlery calmly down and shuts door on way out.

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By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

"I'm not sure how a BJ is supposed to demonstrate love anyway.

Ive given BJs to far more men I don't love than to those I did."

^ this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Slowly finishes chewing steak, places cutlery calmly down and shuts door on way out.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It started as a web joke, like Talk Like a Pirate Day. Just a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. "

Pretty sure it was a woman

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"I'm not sure how a BJ is supposed to demonstrate love anyway.

Ive given BJs to far more men I don't love than to those I did."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about this one myself earlier..

Where did this idea start off??

First I heard of it was on a adult trade magazine year planner along with a load of other what looks like made up special days.

Hard to imagine who could have originated the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Slowly finishes chewing steak, places cutlery calmly down and shuts door on way out.

Oh what a shame,I was just about to offer him a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Slowly finishes chewing steak, places cutlery calmly down and shuts door on way out.

You left a bit of your steak

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By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?"

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other."

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something..."

The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other."

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By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something..."

Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I AM OUTRAGED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a tongue in cheek response from men in reaction to some people's expectations of Valentine's Day.

"Boo hoo, stop having fun in ways you enjoy but I don't"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes."

I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes.

I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away

Please report back about the abject fear on his face.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life."

Ah well,on your knees then,that's after you've dished the steak out of course. However,not knowing who has posted ignore that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sure one of the Sheilas started cake & cunnilingus day a few years back as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if you're both vegetarian?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

Yes you are, research it and you will see it was invented as a kind of pay back to valentines day when a man is supposed to show his love for a woman in (or not in) his life."

I think you're taking it a bit seriously. It's only meant to be a lighthearted thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's just a bit of a piss take day by the men who where feeling a bit hard done by and it stuck.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Who's written that just out of interest,man or woman?

A couple who don't need a certain day to show there love for each other.

It's about steak and a bj,not blinking love! Unless I'm missing something...

The day I need to tell a bloke I love him to get to give him a BJ is the day I hang up my swinging shoes.

I may try it,I'm thinking he may a mile though or make his erection shrivel away

Please report back about the abject fear on his face.

Run a mile that should have said and yes I will indeed. Thinking about it I should really tie him to something first so he can't leg it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dismayed daily on here by the lack of ability to see the light hearted humour in life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dismayed daily on here by the lack of ability to see the light hearted humour in life..

Yeah well that's obviously your lack of humour in appreciating other people's lack of humour obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dismayed daily on here by the lack of ability to see the light hearted humour in life..

Yeah well that's obviously your lack of humour in appreciating other people's lack of humour obviously

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media "

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We never bow down to any Hallmark holiday, load of old bollocks all of it.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

What does beans on toast get me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

First time I've heard of such a thing! The stuff people come up with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does beans on toast get me

The washing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol"

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Someone else never got their steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does beans on toast get me

A possible attack of bottom burps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"What does beans on toast get me

The washing up!

Yeah thats about right haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

I bet you can if you looked online for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious

Hmm.. Dragons den moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interweb is filled with sites selling cards for this day, just checked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious

Hmm.. Dragons den moment

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

I bet you can if you looked online for it."

You can yes.. I'm just having a giggle..

The favourite card verse... Make his steak rare.. And his BJ well done

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Someone else never got their steak

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By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/steak-and-bj-day/

Point proven a load of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

I bet you can if you looked online for it.

You can yes.. I'm just having a giggle..

The favourite card verse... Make his steak rare.. And his BJ well done

Haha brilliant

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

For anyone who's interested all the butchers had steak on special offer at the weekend, I was treated to some excellent Aberdeen Angus sirloin.

I may be occupied for a short time, please carry on without me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its kinda the opposite of valentines isnt it? As in 'fuck that lovey dovey shite and give me what i want'.

None of my vanilla friends have heard of it. I only heard of it on here...hard one for me to explain that

It's all over social media

Im always on here but thats what i said oh saw it on twitter lol

I wonder how long it takes before the shops cash in on it

Omg can you imagine that will be hilarious

Hmm.. Dragons den moment

Im in

Pussy shaped steak..,. Puts a whole new take on 'eating pussy' (hate that saying BTW)

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By *rincesscaracouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Saltburn

Got to say this is funny though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOeC0fxaihg

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.dailydot.com/lol/steak-and-bj-day/

Point proven a load of shite."

Oh lighten up.. it's a bit of tongue in cheek fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?

FFS

this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?

FFS

this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!"

I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

" Slowly finishes chewing steak, places cutlery calmly down and shuts door on way out.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

Do you really need to be so crude?

That's what us men are here for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?

FFS

this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!

I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them

My causin bought greeting cards as if sent from their dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen the cards you can get from your pet?

FFS

this is just wrong. ..I cant watch Turner and Hooch again!

I know lol laughed my arse off i can think of loads who will buy them

My causin bought greeting cards as if sent from their dog

Yes i darent tell my aunt she will buy them out

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

Do you really need to be so crude?

That's what us men are here for

It's not me,it's a card you can buy

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

Do you really need to be so crude?

That's what us men are here for

It's not me,it's a card you can buy

When you put it like that I would be delighted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It started as a web joke, like Talk Like a Pirate Day. Just a bit of fun."

That one makes more sense.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can you give head while talking like a pirate?

I'm impressed if you can

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"'Happy steak and put your penis in my mouth day' card. This is a whole new world to me,I need a man to love

Do you really need to be so crude?

That's what us men are here for

It's not me,it's a card you can buy

When you put it like that I would be delighted

Cards in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"http://www.dailydot.com/lol/steak-and-bj-day/

Point proven a load of shite.

Oh lighten up.. it's a bit of tongue in cheek fun "

Seems a bit serious to believe...

Op...is this mock annoyance? Nobody can be annoyed over such a tongue in cheek light hearted thing surely?

If you are...get out more! Really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who in gods name invented steak and bj day. Complete bollocks just like valentines day. Why should anyone need a special day to show that they love their partner. Seems to me that a lot of people should oil their door hinges and force it open, there is a world out there you know."
kind of agree with this if you love your partner you treat them special everyday ,every week ,every month ,every year these events are commercial enterprises that have us captured by convention

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I get to eat steak, I like this day

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