FabSwingers.com forum: I'm not having steak

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And I'm not providing BJ's so what are you having for dinner?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Burgers on a Monday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish pie and peas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buggers on a Monday..."

I have played autocarrot for you Joe!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fish pie and peas!"

Fishy

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Burgers on a Monday..."

Ohhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salmon & watercress fish cakes - I'm trying to cut down on red meat so no steak today.

Sarah

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Fish pie and peas!"

That was last months offering

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Burgers on a Monday...

Ohhhh

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It's the one night of the week that is set and we don;t have to think about... Long established tradition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal.....only got 50p of emergency eleccy till tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken and vegatables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made everyone a fry up... I'm having poached eggs

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Burgers on a Monday...

Ohhhh

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It's the one night of the week that is set and we don;t have to think about... Long established tradition."

I love a good burger are they homemade?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Burgers on a Monday...

Ohhhh

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It's the one night of the week that is set and we don;t have to think about... Long established tradition.

I love a good burger are they homemade?

No but they're venison this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbq chicken pizza and chips. Kid dinner tonight.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Burgers on a Monday...

Ohhhh

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It's the one night of the week that is set and we don;t have to think about... Long established tradition.

I love a good burger are they homemade?

No but they're venison this time "

I had a venison steak the other day and I marinated it with chilli and lime it was lovely as long as I didn't think about bambi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to try doing a carbonara, can't be that difficult, I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

I've seen a few statuses with it on too! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time i've had sex without giving a BJ for a long time, also the best sex i've had for a long time.

I'm having cheese on toast later, cba to cook tonight.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

I've seen a few statuses with it on too! X"

*Apparently* (and anything that begins with the word 'apparently' is automatically suspect) but apparently it's BJ & steak day today.

Sounds like some made-up man thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having steak, but its a coincidence

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

I've seen a few statuses with it on too! X"
because it's exactly one month after Valentine's Day (which is for the girlies) it is officially steak and blowjob day, if you don't believe me ask Google

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Beef stew for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish chips and mushy peas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no-one licked my fanny out on valentines, i'm gonna ask for that next year.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

I've seen a few statuses with it on too! Xbecause it's exactly one month after Valentine's Day (which is for the girlies) it is officially steak and blowjob day, if you don't believe me ask Google "
Oh I see!

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burgers on a Monday..."

We had Amazing burgers on Friday stuffed with oak smoked cheddar and smoked bacon took first bite and flavour explosion was awesome!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"no-one licked my fanny out on valentines, i'm gonna ask for that next year."

You just have to lower the tone don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no-one licked my fanny out on valentines, i'm gonna ask for that next year.

You just have to lower the tone don't you?

meh, nothing lady like about BJs either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Spag bog

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carbonara for me tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

I wrote 3 and only 1 of them knows,

I knew I should of sent you one

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Pork chops..

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would of had food but forgot to take it out the freezer opps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

Charge your phone now then

and only use it for 5 minutes at hourly intervals....fab won't be much use if you are kidnapped in Rhyl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New potatoes, home made salt n pepper chicken strips and carrots

#tryingtobegood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only take part in these threads cos I know how it infuriates some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only take part in these threads cos I know how it infuriates some

Why does it?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I only take part in these threads cos I know how it infuriates some

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

Charge your phone now then

and only use it for 5 minutes at hourly intervals....fab won't be much use if you are kidnapped in Rhyl

I'll need to do something else with my hands in the mean time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a pork steak, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only take part in these threads cos I know how it infuriates some

Bastard! Yano im on list 4 now

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

Charge your phone now then

and only use it for 5 minutes at hourly intervals....fab won't be much use if you are kidnapped in Rhyl

I'll need to do something else with my hands in the mean time lol

Create electricity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's two infuriated already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spat Bol for me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Was roast chicken but I'm turning mine into curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

I wrote 3 and only 1 of them knows,

I knew I should of sent you one

Yes! You should!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

I wrote 3 and only 1 of them knows,

I knew I should of sent you one

Yes! You should!

I could of lied and said it was me,

But I can't even remember what I wrote to the other Women

I wonder if they are offering something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I am havin steak,,yipee

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm having a pork steak, does that count?"

Beats a pork dagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

Charge your phone now then

and only use it for 5 minutes at hourly intervals....fab won't be much use if you are kidnapped in Rhyl

I'll need to do something else with my hands in the mean time lol

Create electricity

Bet it goes off at 7

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Bacon & chorizo version of toad in hole....run out of sausages

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By *etleyBitterMan
over a year ago

wakefield

upside darn shepherds pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken pasta and I'm not giving blow jobs either.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"upside darn shepherds pie"

Never heard of that before

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

not sure it might be orange Beef and Chile stir fry with egg fried rice

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm having crumpets I've got no food but it's payday tomorrow

Me too I've just discovered that the premier shop at the top of the road is open till 1am but not sure I'm brave enoght for a midnight walk

I wouldn't....but that's just me

Yea I'm not keen on the idea but wot if the eleccy goes off n my phone dies n i can't get on fab!!!!!!!

Charge your phone now then

and only use it for 5 minutes at hourly intervals....fab won't be much use if you are kidnapped in Rhyl

I'll need to do something else with my hands in the mean time lol

Create electricity

Bet it goes off at 7

Do you want a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"upside darn shepherds pie

Never heard of that before

Mash Potato and throw the mince on top. Just the lazy, quick way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"upside darn shepherds pie

Never heard of that before

Shepherds pie. It was dropped is all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had no steak or bj, what is the bloody world coming too

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ive had no steak or bj, what is the bloody world coming too

Oh well shit happens and then you die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i must be the lucky one, I'm having thirty day dry aged sirlion cooked medium rare and a blowjob well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a veggie do no steak for him...happy to give him a bj though

Ive had a salad with mozzarella and avocado

Trying to lose my belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

I wrote 3 and only 1 of them knows,

I knew I should of sent you one

Yes! You should!

I could of lied and said it was me,

But I can't even remember what I wrote to the other Women

I wonder if they are offering something similar

Definitely worth messaging to ask I should think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no-one licked my fanny out on valentines, i'm gonna ask for that next year."

Me neither...im still waiting for LAST years card.

Might retract my previous willingness to give him a bj.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tad confused!

What's with all the references to steak and blow job's today?

So - do the men who wrote me the lovely Valentines poems on Dirty Girl 's Cupid thread come round for a blow job now?

Fair enough!

Show yourselves guys!

I wrote 3 and only 1 of them knows,

I knew I should of sent you one

Yes! You should!

I could of lied and said it was me,

But I can't even remember what I wrote to the other Women

I wonder if they are offering something similar

Definitely worth messaging to ask I should think!

I think the moment has passed now

But I wont be leaving you out next time

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