FabSwingers.com forum: Blumpkin Pie?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've learnt something new today.

One of my lovely friends introduced me to this term earlier today and I had to go off and Google it.

Not really the tasty treat I'd quite expected

What other sexual terms or phrases would you recommend that we *really* DON'T go off and Google if we know what's good for us and if we want to remain naive & innocent?

Keep it legal, if not decent, please

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was proofing something my boss was going to put out and I found the word 'felching' in the middle of it.

Uh, I don't think you meant felching?

"Why what's that?"

Um. If you go to Urban Dictionary...

Cue some frantic Googling followed by some sharp intakes of breath and some giggling in the office.

"Yeah, we might have to change that..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was proofing something my boss was going to put out and I found the word 'felching' in the middle of it.

Uh, I don't think you meant felching?

"Why what's that?"

Um. If you go to Urban Dictionary...

Cue some frantic Googling followed by some sharp intakes of breath and some giggling in the office.

"Yeah, we might have to change that...""

says more about their typing / browsing history if autocorrect didn't change that word I reckon

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You can actually buy blumpkin pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can actually buy blumpkin pie

Not the one in the Urban Dictionary you can't

Well not unless you go to a VERY specialist retailer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Go to google images

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*exits stage left*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no and no! What is this interest in shit and connecting with sex! Ewww yuk

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

Space docking x

Never tried, never will btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im naive and innocent i dont know what any of these thing are

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect most of these have been made up by bored teenagers in lieu of actually having a sex life and never actually put into practice.

See also "Wolfbagging".

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Doing the spiderman. Dredging. Munting. All

(although the first one less so). All funny as fuck. As if any of them are real practices. The inventiveness of the shocking amuses me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mentioned in the chatrooms that I had made cupcakes for my daughters class with Monkey Faces on them.

They definitely weren't the Urban Dictionary's definition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cincinnati Bow Tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rusty Trombone

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Rusty Trombone

Dirty Sanchez

I really thought it was a character in the TV program.

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