Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Back to forum list |
Back to The Lounge |
Jump to newest |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Richard Gere’s middle name is Tiffany" Are you pulling my plonker joe? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Richard Gere’s middle name is Tiffany Are you pulling my plonker joe?" Nope... Google it | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Richard Gere’s middle name is Tiffany Are you pulling my plonker joe?" My apologies sir you are correct iv just googled it | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The name wendy was made up for the book peter pan there is no recorded wendy before that " Correct. The American secret service tried to spike Hitler’s carrots with female hormones to change him into a woman. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chewing gum whilst peeling an onion will stop you crying" Even onion-flavoured chewing gum? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chewing gum whilst peeling an onion will stop you crying Even onion-flavoured chewing gum?" Behave!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The international dialing code for Russia is 007 " Ha ha no way! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The international dialing code for Russia is 007 Ha ha no way!" Yes way Mel Blanc, who was the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allegic to carrots | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The average person laughs 10 times a day Unless your a misserable bastard like me " The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Statistics clearly indicate over 80% of gay and bisexual men have conjoined earlobes whereas the vast majority of straights males don't..... " Interesting - what is the prevalence amongst straight men? | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Statistics clearly indicate over 80% of gay and bisexual men have conjoined earlobes whereas the vast majority of straights males don't..... " 99% of males reading this post just touched their ears | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Statistics clearly indicate over 80% of gay and bisexual men have conjoined earlobes whereas the vast majority of straights males don't..... Interesting - what is the prevalence amongst straight men?" They keep touching their earlobes.... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Statistics clearly indicate over 80% of gay and bisexual men have conjoined earlobes whereas the vast majority of straights males don't..... 99% of males reading this post just touched their ears " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Statistics clearly indicate over 80% of gay and bisexual men have conjoined earlobes whereas the vast majority of straights males don't..... 99% of males reading this post just touched their ears " Haha, I love those!! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"It takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile. It takes more effort to tell me that than it does to leave me the hell alone " I git that the wrong way round | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure" Bonobos | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure" Ahhh sex i remember that | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Are there 5 million bicycles in Beijing? " The song was "9 million". If it's " greater Beijing", it's probably about right; but nowadays, I reckon it's 9 million cars! | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"There is only one lake in the Lake District " Another Lake District fact. The village of Windermere was originally called Birthwaite. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The international dialing code for Russia is 007 " Ian Flemming took the '007' moniker for Bond as it was originally used by Elizabethan spy-master and wannabe magician, John Dee | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"6 out of 7 dwarfs aren,t happy ." LOL | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Each year, drug baron Pablo Escobar had to write off 10% of his cash holdings because of rats nibbling away at his huge stash of bank notes. " I have the same problem. But than I keep my money in a rat cage | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"6 out of 7 dwarfs aren,t happy ." Number seven met glosswingers | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The name wendy was made up for the book peter pan there is no recorded wendy before that Correct. The American secret service tried to spike Hitler’s carrots with female hormones to change him into a woman. " Not strictly true. Peter Pan was written in 1904. My grandmother was born in 1901 and her name was Wanda, then translation from Polish to English is Wendy. So there have been variations knocking around for considerable time before the book. Pedantic I know MrWho. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Under extreme high pressure, diamonds can be made from peanut butter. " And coal. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"...and owls can rotate their heads all the way round but can't move their eyes in their sockets. " Actually not quite true. they can rotate their heads almost 180 degrees, but cannot spin more than that. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Under extreme high pressure, diamonds can be made from peanut butter. And coal." And people : ( well anything that has carbon in it There is a company in the US who will take your dead relative's ashes, compress them enough to turn them into a diamond | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The French language has seventeen different words for ‘surrender’ " LOL Reminds me of the story in The Onion's 'Our Dumb Century': FRENCH UNVEIL ARC DE CAPITULATION | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"6 out of 7 dwarfs aren,t happy ." Heaven's above | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The French language has seventeen different words for ‘surrender’ " Why did the French plant so many trees along the Champs? So the Germans could march in the shade. Sorry, wrong thread. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm in the guiness book of records for stuffing " and for the most use of emojis | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Churchill’s secret bunker was in Neasden. It was so horrible he only went there once." His War Rooms are still under The Treasury/ Foreign Office | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Churchill’s secret bunker was in Neasden. It was so horrible he only went there once. His War Rooms are still under The Treasury/ Foreign Office" In the Imperial War Museum, back when they still had models of the Fleet, in the basement was Churchill's red velvet romper suit that he wore for much of the war. It's somewhere between a posh onesie and an oversize baby-grow | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Churchill’s secret bunker was in Neasden. It was so horrible he only went there once. His War Rooms are still under The Treasury/ Foreign Office In the Imperial War Museum, back when they still had models of the Fleet, in the basement was Churchill's red velvet romper suit that he wore for much of the war. It's somewhere between a posh onesie and an oversize baby-grow " | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Churchill’s secret bunker was in Neasden. It was so horrible he only went there once. His War Rooms are still under The Treasury/ Foreign Office In the Imperial War Museum, back when they still had models of the Fleet, in the basement was Churchill's red velvet romper suit that he wore for much of the war. It's somewhere between a posh onesie and an oversize baby-grow " Although my fav Churchill quip comes from a time when the Privy Seal asked to see the PM while he was indisposed on the toilet. The shout came back: "Tell the Privy Seal I am sealed to my privy and can only deal with one shit at a time!" | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The French language has seventeen different words for ‘surrender’ " There are actually four exact synonyms; And seven in English... | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A ,Google' is the largest number with a name! It is 1 to the power of 100 !" Sorry, it's Googol, not Google and it's not the largest number with a name. A Googolplex is larger. There are various others that have been proposed, that are larger still but the terms aren't in common use. | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321" That is brilliant and I found it out at a pub quiz recently | |||
Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Post new Message to Thread |
back to top |