FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up, please

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I feel very blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry you feel blah...

however, plenty of comedians on here to choose from

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Why do you feel blah?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I feel very blah."
. Ah Dee, I've got tea, I've got wine, I've got chocolate, I've got dirty dancing on dvd, I have huge hugs and a big shoulder, will any of this help chick, Mrs cmy

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why do you feel blah?"

Rough week. Throat infection. Let down by someone I thought much better of. Tired and fed up with bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer the fuck up

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I feel very blah.. Ah Dee, I've got tea, I've got wine, I've got chocolate, I've got dirty dancing on dvd, I have huge hugs and a big shoulder, will any of this help chick, Mrs cmy

All but the tea, (I drink coffee), sound wonderful, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cheer the fuck up

Subtle as ever

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was that?

Did I do a good thing?

I can't tell.

Did I mention how much it bugs me when I get blocked for no reason?

STOP!

Just stop perving my shoes

folds arms. Looks cross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Have you planned your break?

I stole cheese from the kitchen and blamed the cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I feel very blah.. Ah Dee, I've got tea, I've got wine, I've got chocolate, I've got dirty dancing on dvd, I have huge hugs and a big shoulder, will any of this help chick, Mrs cmy

All but the tea, (I drink coffee), sound wonderful, thank you x"
. Coffee it is, I even have one of those special coffee like its from Costa machines, I'm posh me

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Why do you feel blah?

Rough week. Throat infection. Let down by someone I thought much better of. Tired and fed up with bullshit."
never mind, things can only get better

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I think it was Hemmingway said that the only thing that can spoil your day is people!!

Not sure if I'm helping here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And you haven't got two broken ribs and can't shag

although I'm much bloody better

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Have you planned your break?

I stole cheese from the kitchen and blamed the cats

It's your kitchen, so presumably your cheese?

How can you steal your own cheese? Why do you need anyone to blame for eating your own cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The names bond , what james bond ?? No unibond and in here to fill ya crack

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"And you haven't got two broken ribs and can't shag

although I'm much bloody better"

You did do it shagging though!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How was that?

Did I do a good thing?

I can't tell.

Did I mention how much it bugs me when I get blocked for no reason?

STOP!

Just stop perving my shoes

folds arms. Looks cross. "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Have you planned your break?

I stole cheese from the kitchen and blamed the cats

It's your kitchen, so presumably your cheese?

How can you steal your own cheese? Why do you need anyone to blame for eating your own cheese?

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it was for someone else I forgot I don't eat cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

Lifts skirt, checks; bruising gone. Needs a damn good spanking.

Yep; we're good to go.

Beat me

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Have you planned your break?

I stole cheese from the kitchen and blamed the cats

It's your kitchen, so presumably your cheese?

How can you steal your own cheese? Why do you need anyone to blame for eating your own cheese?

it was for someone else I forgot I don't eat cheese

Ok, now I'm laughing. You kill me.

You forgot you don't eat cheese?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

Lifts skirt, checks; bruising gone. Needs a damn good spanking.

Yep; we're good to go.

Beat me

I've got everything from wooden paint stirrers to silicone spoons to floggers, paddles and canes. Choose your poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you planned your break?

I stole cheese from the kitchen and blamed the cats

It's your kitchen, so presumably your cheese?

How can you steal your own cheese? Why do you need anyone to blame for eating your own cheese?

it was for someone else I forgot I don't eat cheese

Ok, now I'm laughing. You kill me.

You forgot you don't eat cheese?

It seems I wasted a "cheer the fuck up" earlier. I just needed a good cheese confufilation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

Lifts skirt, checks; bruising gone. Needs a damn good spanking.

Yep; we're good to go.

Beat me

I've got everything from wooden paint stirrers to silicone spoons to floggers, paddles and canes. Choose your poison

I'm the submissive. You get to choose them all if you like.

Personally I love a flogger. Especially interlaced with a few strikes as hard as you can muster now and then.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

Lifts skirt, checks; bruising gone. Needs a damn good spanking.

Yep; we're good to go.

Beat me

I've got everything from wooden paint stirrers to silicone spoons to floggers, paddles and canes. Choose your poison

I'm the submissive. You get to choose them all if you like.

Personally I love a flogger. Especially interlaced with a few strikes as hard as you can muster now and then. "

I've got quite a few floggers including a really long horse hair one, a couple made of multiple strands of ribbon, which are stingy, a leather one and a really heavy, very thuddy thick suede one.

I've got a leather tawse I rather like, and a wooden paddle.

And funny as it sounds, the silicone kitchen spoon is quite good too. It makes a great slappy noise

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Luciano Pavarotti Loves Elephants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6AgZfEBWjc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer the fuck up

stop trying to get round the block.

Busted

Naughty step, here I cum.....

Again

As long as I get to do the spanking!

Lifts skirt, checks; bruising gone. Needs a damn good spanking.

Yep; we're good to go.

Beat me

I've got everything from wooden paint stirrers to silicone spoons to floggers, paddles and canes. Choose your poison

I'm the submissive. You get to choose them all if you like.

Personally I love a flogger. Especially interlaced with a few strikes as hard as you can muster now and then.

I've got quite a few floggers including a really long horse hair one, a couple made of multiple strands of ribbon, which are stingy, a leather one and a really heavy, very thuddy thick suede one.

I've got a leather tawse I rather like, and a wooden paddle.

And funny as it sounds, the silicone kitchen spoon is quite good too. It makes a great slappy noise

You're the boss. Hopefully a good work out will help you cheer the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you feel blah?

Rough week. Throat infection. Let down by someone I thought much better of. Tired and fed up with bullshit."

Just take it as educational experience towards a Master in LIFE! X

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIwrgAnx6Q8

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm in a shit mood I'll watch some Frankie Boyle videos as the guy cracks me up no end

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This'll make you laugh:

Some 'straight' chump just asked me if I've ever had sex with a man.

Uh, did you read my verifications, mate?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This'll make you laugh:

Some 'straight' chump just asked me if I've ever had sex with a man.

Uh, did you read my verifications, mate?

So many fall down at the hurdle that is reading. Such a shame.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This'll make you laugh:

Some 'straight' chump just asked me if I've ever had sex with a man.

Uh, did you read my verifications, mate?

So many fall down at the hurdle that is reading. Such a shame."

He's still banging on at me... bloody straight guys!

Put bisexual on yr profile and they think you'll just bed over and do... I don;t know what... at the drop of a hat.

Nah.

Not my style.

(PS - you ain't all that! :P )

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"This'll make you laugh:

Some 'straight' chump just asked me if I've ever had sex with a man.

Uh, did you read my verifications, mate?

So many fall down at the hurdle that is reading. Such a shame.

He's still banging on at me... bloody straight guys!

Put bisexual on yr profile and they think you'll just bed over and do... I don;t know what... at the drop of a hat.

Nah.

Not my style.

(PS - you ain't all that! :P )"

I am too all that. And a bag of Haribo.

Anyway, I've slept and today is a much more cheerful day. I intend it to be productive.

Thanks everyone who posted and messaged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you feel blah?

Rough week. Throat infection. Let down by someone I thought much better of. Tired and fed up with bullshit."
I could bring you some strepsils for your throat and a nice massage to relax you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, I've slept and today is a much more cheerful day. I intend it to be productive.

Thanks everyone who posted and messaged."

A good sleep makes everything better. Glad you're feeling happier today.

Sarah

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Why do you feel blah?

Rough week. Throat infection. Let down by someone I thought much better of. Tired and fed up with bullshit.I could bring you some strepsils for your throat and a nice massage to relax you.

That's a heck of a long way to come for a massage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you feeling more positive today OP?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you feeling more positive today OP? "

Very much so. The sun is shining and things are all ok here.

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