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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

........Hiccups!!!

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seizures, had enough of you lately.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all."
. Hold your breath for as long as you can or hold your nose and drink a glass of water, BOO, apparently someone making you jump helps

Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just love a sexy arse

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all."

Put each index finger in your ears and your little fingers in your nose , gulp some water and hey presto they've gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had em on the train today. Fookin' things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing......I'm quite contented atm

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Drink from wrong side of a glass.....

Trust me lol x

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

you need a sharp smack on your arse cheek that should do the trick as you would be too busy cursing the person who's done it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your right hand, pass it over the top of your head and stroke your left ear lobe for 20 seconds.

Don't ask me why or how....but this actually works! For real!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hiccups are an involuntary spasm of the diaphragm.

Increasing the CO2 levels in the lungs can normally stop them. all cures cause this to happen, but the best cure is holding ones breath for as long as you can. try not to gasp for air at the end but slowly breath out and then slowly in again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind but I'm trying to paint my nails

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all."
Some man juice is the best cure I'm told

John

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I wouldn't mind but I'm trying to paint my nails

Hahaha!!! Oops.....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

... Vertigo

I've had the wobbly legged d*unk feeling since Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Vertigo

I've had the wobbly legged d*unk feeling since Thursday

Vitamin b12 for vertigo

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

Bloody shingles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all.

Put each index finger in your ears and your little fingers in your nose , gulp some water and hey presto they've gone"

I just tried that, couldn't pick my glass if water up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if someone drops a key down your top - im offering to retrieve it -

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

......men sending me messages who haven't read even the first word of my profile!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off ..... With those pissing song threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off...... with reading the same shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe hey its a wonderful life ,great film don't you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off Monday

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

You can not beat a straight FUCK OFF every one knows what you mean

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

Stand on your head and hold your breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand on your head and hold your breath

Gotta have bloody long bendy legs to be doing that

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I hope they have gone by now ! Do let us know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They have gone.....thank you!

Now Monday can Fuck off. I wanna be in bed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"They have gone.....thank you!

Now Monday can Fuck off. I wanna be in bed

I second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all."

Only proven cure is "digital rectal massage"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh and breathe in and out of a bag until the CO2 causes your breathing rate to change and they will have gone, infallible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you just love a sexy arse ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have gone.....thank you!

Now Monday can Fuck off. I wanna be in bed

coming over for my key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feckin hate hiccups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive a cold,, that can fuck of too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everythings good in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"........Hiccups!!!

That is all."

Best cure for hiccups ever.... Stick your fingers in your ears and drink a glass of water. Get someone to help unless you have a straw. Breathe in, swallow water, breathe out, swallow water. I dunno why having your fingers in your ears helps but apparently it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh nd feck off coldsores while your about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh nd feck off coldsores while your about it

take l-lysin - takes a couple of months to kick in but it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off... pinched nerve in shoulder - 7 weeks and counting

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