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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK .....I'm not talking major crime here....

Bu c'mon lets face it..... at some point in out life we've all nicked something......

Might just be traffic cone..... a felt tip pen .... a bog roll or a light bulb...... even a pair of pants....

Or hopefully something far more interesting...

So come-on....... purge your guilt,,,, fess-up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubblegum from a shop when I was only about 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread..... stole a minute of my life i will never see again....

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By *inkyKellyCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Coventry


"Bubblegum from a shop when I was only about 4

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Hah, same! That's it really. There were these little sour 5p ones and when paying for one, I hid one beneath the other and paid with a 10p (just in case!) and got 5p back, yeahhh! Heist of the century!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss in my old job had a football trophy on his desk. It was a small goldish statue of a footballer.

I stole it and took it on holiday . Took pictures of it all over Mallorca . Printed them out and sent them in a letter to him from the little footballer saying he had been on holiday .

Passed it to every one in the office and they did the same on every trip.

He knew it was us but it made him and the rest of us chuckle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss in my old job had a football trophy on his desk. It was a small goldish statue of a footballer.

I stole it and took it on holiday . Took pictures of it all over Mallorca . Printed them out and sent them in a letter to him from the little footballer saying he had been on holiday .

Passed it to every one in the office and they did the same on every trip.

He knew it was us but it made him and the rest of us chuckle .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12...

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12... "
What an underrated movie that is! Saw it twice at the flicks, we loved it that much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread..... stole a minute of my life i will never see again...."

But there in presents the dilemma of whether or not only a numpty would admit to taking a second look ......

But I guess we'll never have to wait too find the answer for that one....

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Traffic cones (one that I kept for a year and another that I threw at someone's house), stationery, pants and boxers from shags, biscuits from work.

Lots of little things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge vase from The Great wall in Stowel street Newcastle's china town, no idea why, woke up with it the following morning. had to ask the lads how I had it, was told I was adamant that it was coming home with me,, took it back the following day, to a very understanding and happy manager

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I stole a joke once

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Many a glass from the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole a joke once "

You should use it.... no point holding on too it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK .....I'm not talking major crime here....

Bu c'mon lets face it..... at some point in out life we've all nicked something......

Might just be traffic cone..... a felt tip pen .... a bog roll or a light bulb...... even a pair of pants....

Or hopefully something far more interesting...

So come-on....... purge your guilt,,,, fess-up.....

"
someone stole your pictures

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I 'borrow' a dishwashing machine tab each day in work. Doesn't seem as bad as a handful once a week. or 365 a year

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

so beat me! I can take it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK .....I'm not talking major crime here....

Bu c'mon lets face it..... at some point in out life we've all nicked something......

Might just be traffic cone..... a felt tip pen .... a bog roll or a light bulb...... even a pair of pants....

Or hopefully something far more interesting...

So come-on....... purge your guilt,,,, fess-up.....

someone stole your pictures "

Ah but in all fairness they must have been really desperate if they needed to steal pictures of me...

I mean I wouldn't even steal my pictures,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup sachets

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

An ex stole a huge bespoke rug from the Executive Bar of a major sports stadium, just after the match. Him and a mate just walked in bold as brass, asked the suited executives to step to one side, rolled up the huge rug (complete with huge stadium logo, must have cost several hundred pounds, at least) and carried it out. Presumably the executives thought it they were workmen, taking it to be cleaned or something.

I was mortified, when he brought it home, and I took it back to the Stadium Shop the next day. He called me a spoilsport, and said it was a 'trophy' of winning the game. Some trophy!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think the last item I shoplifted was a copy of The Daily Mail on a cross-channel ferry.

Everything else was so expensive I thought I'd have a 5-fingered discount.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile"

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I stole a certain tgirls heart...

And I ain't never giving it back cos I luv her to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole all the joy from a thread once ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stole all the joy from a thread once ..."

If that's the case .... I must be a repeat offender,,,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My dad found out my sister and I were shop lifting from the local shop when we were kids. He packed us up in the car and started to drive us to the police station to be arrested.

Scared the living bejesus out of us so we were so relieved when we turned up back at home without any pocket money for 2 months and had to go give it all to the shop owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really sickly but i stole my husbands heart

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I like stollen but only at Christmas

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By *etes-dragonCouple
over a year ago

Wales and the South West


"a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12... "

can we have it please?! lol

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

My dad who passed away in Dec had dementia bless his cottons, part of his dementia would be wanting me to steal things when we went anywhere now I'm not talking big expensive things just daft stuff like sachets of sauce in morrisons cafe, or the little pots of milk or sugar and salt, I still find them in my bag and I can't bear to throw them away as they make me smile, just before he died though he had me stealing a menu and a knife and fork from a harvester but God it was funny, so anyway basically I have spent the last six months stealing and God do I miss it but no where near as much as I miss him Mrs cmy

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I stole £1 from my Mum's purse when I was 11. I didn't feel guilty at the time until she blamed my Dad.

It haunts me to this day as we were so poor and now I realise that £1 was about 20% of her disposable income for the week.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I'm pretty sure every glass in this house, minus the wine glasses, has been nicked from the pub... (Bradley's doing, not mine).

- Amy. x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I steal batteries from work.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I met someone from another site once at motorway services, she proceeded to go around all the tables nicking the sugar sachets. I did mention it but she laughed and carried on.

That relationship didn't last long

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

I borrowed a chair from burger king about 10 years ago id had a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse out of a snake tank at the petshop.

I felt sorry for it waiting to be eaten so had it away to live happily ever after.

Was quite a mission getting the lid off and hoping the snake wouldn't take umbrage.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I stole a forest flame bush. The property I worked in was sold off by nhs to be converted so thought I'd care for the bush at home. Kept finding little slugs in the car for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teaspoons from Morrisons café. Not for me,that allays some of the guilt.

I feel so ashamed

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A seven foot tall plastic ice cream cone from a seaside cafe.

A Christmas tree.

Alcohol was involved in both instances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mouse out of a snake tank at the petshop.

I felt sorry for it waiting to be eaten so had it away to live happily ever after.

Was quite a mission getting the lid off and hoping the snake wouldn't take umbrage. "

That's not stealing. That is redemption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A letter from a sign on the outside of a swimming pool (my initial, in my d*unken state I wanted it for my bedroom wall) Well I talked a passing bloke into prising it off for me, I didn't want to risk getting caught. Don't know what happened to it now I come to think of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mouse out of a snake tank at the petshop.

I felt sorry for it waiting to be eaten so had it away to live happily ever after.

Was quite a mission getting the lid off and hoping the snake wouldn't take umbrage. "

That's like free willy for rodents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I 'borrow' a dishwashing machine tab each day in work. Doesn't seem as bad as a handful once a week. or 365 a year "

If u didn't have holidays, and worked weekends too, I'd steal mire than dishwasher tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss in my old job had a football trophy on his desk. It was a small goldish statue of a footballer.

I stole it and took it on holiday . Took pictures of it all over Mallorca . Printed them out and sent them in a letter to him from the little footballer saying he had been on holiday .

Passed it to every one in the office and they did the same on every trip.

He knew it was us but it made him and the rest of us chuckle .

"

I did the same with a garden gnome cost a fortune in excess baggage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12...

can we have it please?! lol "

The cinema actually made a plea for its return in the local paper...

Me and my friend (or partner in crime depending on how you look at it) got in contact with them saying we had 'found' it in some bushes and had taken it home for safekeeping.. We took it back and got 2 free cinema passes

Who says crime doesn't pay

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"My dad who passed away in Dec had dementia bless his cottons, part of his dementia would be wanting me to steal things when we went anywhere now I'm not talking big expensive things just daft stuff like sachets of sauce in morrisons cafe, or the little pots of milk or sugar and salt, I still find them in my bag and I can't bear to throw them away as they make me smile, just before he died though he had me stealing a menu and a knife and fork from a harvester but God it was funny, so anyway basically I have spent the last six months stealing and God do I miss it but no where near as much as I miss him Mrs cmy "

That's a lovely story and I'm sure your forgiven as your father would tell St Peter on the way in that it was his fault as he made you do it.

Peace and Love.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ah bless ya Thankyou so much, you made me smile and cry at the same time lol, smiley tears though xxxxxx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Ah bless ya Thankyou so much, you made me smile and cry at the same time lol, smiley tears though xxxxxx"
. Sorry forgot to quote, Thankyou linzixxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i stole a champagne flute from the kitchen in work

had a bottle of champers at home and wanted to do it right

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The last thing I stole was a motorbike magazine from the hospital waiting area as I was only halfway through reading an article on a bike I had previously owned. The magazine was 7 yrs old at the time

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"Ah bless ya Thankyou so much, you made me smile and cry at the same time lol, smiley tears though xxxxxx. Sorry forgot to quote, Thankyou linzixxxxx"

Your most welcome my dear, I have been through your pain and understand your hurt and loss.

That is the last time I will mention it as I don't want you to cry, just hold on to your happy memories.

God Bless. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a fiver from my mum's purse when I was about 13..felt so guilty that I confessed.

When my kids were younger I used to hang a massive pack of nappies off the back of the trolley when I was doing the weekly shop and always 'forgot' about them at the till

And last week I stole a hair dye but I genuinely forgot I'd put it in the hood of the pushchair!

Oh and once I couldn't choose between two perfumes so I brought one and gave the other to my little one in the pushchair to play with...that way if I got caught I could feign ignorance...

Think I might have a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last thing I stole was a motorbike magazine from the hospital waiting area as I was only halfway through reading an article on a bike I had previously owned. The magazine was 7 yrs old at the time "

You're going straight to hell.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I steal batteries from work. "

Well I expect your wand gets a lot of use dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wooden knob from a fence post outside a Toby Calvary because they kicked me and my mates out for being a little bit tipsy on our Xmas works meal some years ago!! Taught them a lesson didn't I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the absolute worst one was when me and a couple of friends were walking home pissed from a night out. Decided to try and break into the local tennis courts centre at around 1am for a spot of pissed up tennis

got in, found a nice bench to sit on and then my friend decided he wanted it for his back garden. So we carry this thing over our heads back to his place. In the morning when we met at his we went outside to sit on the bench and theres an in loving memory plaque on it

we all just looked at eachother like `fuuuuuuck`

snuck it back in the following night

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Theft with fab related content. Many years ago, when I was 12, I stole a xxx magazine from the liquor store across the street from where I grew up in California. Hid it very well in the house, and every once in a while would get it out to admire the contebt and wish I was older lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The only interesting thing I am not willing to admit to in writing.

Other than that, very few things. The odd pub glass and the like, when I was a student.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12... "

They are bringing out a live action version soon ... Challenge you to recreate the theft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a very silly and in love (lust/besotted) teen I stops the single to be with you by Mr Big from hmv at least I say I stole I got as far as the escalators n felt the long arm of the law clamping thier hand down on my shoulder. Needless to say I was very upset and remorseful.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The last thing I stole was a motorbike magazine from the hospital waiting area as I was only halfway through reading an article on a bike I had previously owned. The magazine was 7 yrs old at the time

You're going straight to hell. "

I can't even return it from whence it came as most of the DRI has been demolished now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stole a fiver from my mum's purse when I was about 13..felt so guilty that I confessed.

When my kids were younger I used to hang a massive pack of nappies off the back of the trolley when I was doing the weekly shop and always 'forgot' about them at the till

And last week I stole a hair dye but I genuinely forgot I'd put it in the hood of the pushchair!

Oh and once I couldn't choose between two perfumes so I brought one and gave the other to my little one in the pushchair to play with...that way if I got caught I could feign ignorance...

Think I might have a problem "

you should present yourself to my master were he will give you the punishment you deserve

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I once woke up in a hotel room with a pile of around a dozen paintings in the room. I'm told I had gone around the hotel removing them from the walls after deciding I was an art expert and they needed to be catalogued.

I genuinely have no idea if I did it or my mates had put them there. I was still fully clothed and had slept on the floor, the bed was untouched, so I doubt I was capable of carrying them to be honest. (m)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took 50p from my mums purse when i was about 11, but i felt my face burning with shame and panic, so i went and put it back in..

Now my sister on the other hand.

Bare faced thief

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

myself and another cadet while in hong kong nicked a potted palm from a big hotel, carried it all the way back to the ship,

We managed to get it up the gangway and 4 flights of stairs to the bar, then wandered off to bed.

next morning at breakfast there was a big huhar about it and where did it come from,

The police arrived later to retrieve it. After 3hrs they failed to get it out of the bar door and gave up. the palm tree was still on the ship when we left 18mths later ---- and no we did not own up to it

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"I stole a joke once

You should use it.... no point holding on too it.... "
Yes but if he tells it that would be receiving stolen goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shopping trolley, my then BF pushed me home in it through the park after an afternoon drinking session.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have stolen a kiss from a married man once or twice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have stolen a kiss from a married man once or twice . "

Bad girl!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I stole a joke once

You should use it.... no point holding on too it.... Yes but if he tells it that would be receiving stolen goods "

Now you see my predicament

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Plant cuttings, little growing tops, in the past. I do pass on my cultivated plants though.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A sign from outside a Greek pub on a lads holiday many years ago. Left it propped up against the (ground floor) hotel room door. Woke up the next morning to the sound of angry thumping on the door, opening it to find four burly (and armed) Greek policemen standing outside with faces like thunder. Luckily the hotel owner persuaded the bar owner not to pursue the matter further.

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By *etes-dragonCouple
over a year ago

Wales and the South West


"a large cut out of Petes Dragon from outside the Odeon when I was 12...

can we have it please?! lol

The cinema actually made a plea for its return in the local paper...

Me and my friend (or partner in crime depending on how you look at it) got in contact with them saying we had 'found' it in some bushes and had taken it home for safekeeping.. We took it back and got 2 free cinema passes

Who says crime doesn't pay "

I wonder if they will bring anything out when the new Petes Dragon comes out in august?! Will have to keep our eyes open! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well apart from all the pocketable stuff from work, the last time my light fingers got the better of me was when I was about six. I knicked a toy car from the local shop.

My mum didn't believe me when I said I found it at the top of the garden and she took it back.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I have stolen a kiss from a married man once or twice .

Bad girl! "

Yep but I like it...

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