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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside! "

Should have been JUST for eating sardines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry that sounds rather pathetic. For me, my mother used to make me do the ironing when i was young and living at home, ironing my step dads vest and pants was totally pointless but i know some iron their bedlinen too; though i do iron my pillow cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I iron everything except socks (Siren irons her own clothes). I used to iron towels/tea towels too but our tumble dryer dries them without the need to iron them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside! "

Play it safe next time, and buy the ring pull can type, and that way you cannot go wrong lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

anything that involves being told off for having too many pairs of shoes is pointless as i just dont listen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once has an argument in morrison's cos i put a box of cornflakes in the trolley 'too forcefully'

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"once has an argument in morrison's cos i put a box of cornflakes in the trolley 'too forcefully' "
are cornflakes fragile then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside! "

Aww you've been woman fussed! I bet you can't put the cushions on the sofa properly or you draw the curtains all wrong.... I think sometimes we women should just DIY some of the requests!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've never had a domestic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me and an ex had a tiff because i added milk to his coffee before the water

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic. "

Hence your place is such a tip.

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I am laughing at the cornflakes too forcefully - laughing as it could have been me giving you a hard time!

I get a bit OCD over shopping and hate anyone interfering with the way I put things on the belt or pack the bags.

Bx

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip."

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?! "

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am laughing at the cornflakes too forcefully - laughing as it could have been me giving you a hard time!

I get a bit OCD over shopping and hate anyone interfering with the way I put things on the belt or pack the bags.

Bx"

"do you want any help with your packing?"

Don't you dare touch it!!! Bag to cupboard/fridge and no mixing up!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!"

What did you think it was?!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

What did you think it was?! "

Your Fanny.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

What did you think it was?!

Your Fanny."

You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

What did you think it was?!

Your Fanny.

You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all. "

And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

What did you think it was?!

Your Fanny.

You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all.

And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.

"

If your banter was better I might have made an exception!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a domestic.

Hence your place is such a tip.

You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!

Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!

What did you think it was?!

Your Fanny.

You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all.

And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.

"

Ooooh miow!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

my ex was had a major meltdown over my best friend's husband saying "how you doin?"( a la Joey from Friends) as a greeting instead of saying hello...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a domestic yesterday as I was looking in Debenhams for a maxi dress but all of them were too long for me and I was pissed off. Then he says, why are you looking at long dresses, they are so old fashioned, they went out of fashion in the 70s.... No they have not I shouted, why are they being sold here today in this shop then and I want one - im still angry now to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower

Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge

*goes off to plot*

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"[Removed by poster at 13/02/11 14:34:52]"

And STILL angry we see!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I started one at tesco once, was probably about a 2 months after I had moved here and was having the inlaws over for a meal for the first time.Was making lasagna and cheese cake and I could not find all the ingredients I needed.Granted i think it stemmed for from being big time homesick at the time but I started on about how I couldn't find an f***ing thing in this country...how expensive it was etc and ex said "well, just make something else" which set me off more...lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower

Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge

*goes off to plot*"

That's not a domestic, that's all out war.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower

Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge

*goes off to plot*

That's not a domestic, that's all out war."

yeah im gonna poison his pansys

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"once has an argument in morrison's cos i put a box of cornflakes in the trolley 'too forcefully' "

STILL laughing at that.

Sometimes I wish I was in a relationship, other times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think my whole raison d'etre is to slam a door and say "fuck ya! I'm going down the pub"

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