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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Who goes out for lunch and drinks three bottles of wine between three then goes to the pub at 5pm for yet another bottle and then another large glass after that and comes home and starts baking?

There's sugar all over the kitchen floor.

I've had no dinner and I'm gonna have to wait an hour and a half for this cake to bake and then put the next one in.

Prize for fud of the day is on my mantelpiece.

Tell me you've done something fuckwittery today?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

If the answer is _irtygirl do I win the star prize?

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If the answer is _irtygirl do I win the star prize? "

There are no prizes... I'm mashed and at this rate I'm gonna be awake till midnight waiting for cakes to bake.

Why did I drink all afternoon?

And I'm gonna get shit on Monday for skiving.

And I now have to work on Sunday. Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried a new cooking method today and tied all my spaghetti end to end. That was long lunch.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not me for sure

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I played hookie from work and went on a social

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't be able to stand let alone bake so it isn't me for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of cake?

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"What kind of cake? "
fuck the cake what an ass I must say ??

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've not done anything fuckwitty today. In fact, I've not done much of anything today.

It's not been the greatest day ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of cake? "

The most important question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to love a random day makes life not boring. 9 and a half weeks comes to mind lol x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bloody hell I'd be in a&e by now!!! Such a lightweight me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of cake?

The most important question! "

I know! And it still hasn't been answered! Should we be worried DG has fallen asleep on the kitchen floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be smug in the knowledge that you are able to bake after that much alcohol yet many never have that talent even sober!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of cake?

The most important question!

I know! And it still hasn't been answered! Should we be worried DG has fallen asleep on the kitchen floor? "

Oh Christ. The cake will burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of cake?

The most important question!

I know! And it still hasn't been answered! Should we be worried DG has fallen asleep on the kitchen floor?

Oh Christ. The cake will burn

"

I'm concerned. Won't somebody think of the cake

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have two banana cakes... one has just come out of the oven and the next has just gone in.

I'm so fucked. I need to be in bed.

I have to be up at 7am to deliver said cakes as promised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kind of cake?

The most important question!

I know! And it still hasn't been answered! Should we be worried DG has fallen asleep on the kitchen floor?

Oh Christ. The cake will burn

I'm concerned. Won't somebody think of the cake "

Seems you and bold girl have it covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two banana cakes... one has just come out of the oven and the next has just gone in.

I'm so fucked. I need to be in bed.

I have to be up at 7am to deliver said cakes as promised. "

Banana Cake

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By *iverpoolad2000Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"I have two banana cakes... one has just come out of the oven and the next has just gone in.

I'm so fucked. I need to be in bed.

I have to be up at 7am to deliver said cakes as promised.

I prefer fudge cake with cream mmm

Banana Cake "

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By *irtyGirl OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Two cakes baked. Oven turned off. I'm going to bed and hoping I sleep through my hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two cakes baked. Oven turned off. I'm going to bed and hoping I sleep through my hangover. "

Night night you nutjob

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I had sex with a fuckwit today - does that count?!

Enjoy the cake!!

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