FabSwingers.com forum: Most popular thing men use to measure there penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men seem to use all sorts of objects to put against there penis when taking a pic of it to give us some idea of the length and girth I think the most popular is the sky t v remote

. Thoughts please ?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Hamster

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Thimble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thimble

Lol not seen any thimbles in here or hamsters come to think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote is standard unit of measure - allways , no further discussion needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tape measure usually helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optimism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye something small....or is it just far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tape measure usually helps

Never use a tape the all would know the real size

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of Thatchers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Optimism? "

Yep plenty of optimist about

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I use a drawing pin then get the magnify glass out so I can see it lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use a throat

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By *ockman3858Man
over a year ago

didcot

I have used a ruler lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i use a throat"

Gulp

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd only sound facetious if I said a table.

Oh.Shit.

Nah. Tape measure. Back in the day.

Here's a question: does it get longer, shorter, or stay the same with age?

Anyone definitively know?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha!

"i use a throat"

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

I've never measured in my life in any of the conventional ways

But I use my eyes and think

"YEH DOG"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!

i use a throat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have used a ruler lol

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good for spanking afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 50 pence piece in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd only sound facetious if I said a table.

Oh.Shit.

Nah. Tape measure. Back in the day.

Here's a question: does it get longer, shorter, or stay the same with age?

Anyone definitively know?"

Heyyyy!!!!! Start your own thread

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

Not forgetting to ram said inanimate measuring object deep into the groin whilst pulling cock forward in a vain attempt to make it look bigger than it actually is

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By *obitoutMan
over a year ago

somewhere in the middle

"Men seem to use all sorts of objects to put against there penis when taking a pic of it to give us some idea of the length and girth I think the most popular is the sky t v remote

. Thoughts please ?"

....I'm a virgin man myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not forgetting to ram said inanimate measuring object deep into the groin whilst pulling cock forward in a vain attempt to make it look bigger than it actually is

Ooooo yes seen them pics where they fold over the first 3 inches of the tape and angle the camera so you can't see it

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Soz....

"I'd only sound facetious if I said a table.

Oh.Shit.

Nah. Tape measure. Back in the day.

Here's a question: does it get longer, shorter, or stay the same with age?

Anyone definitively know?

Heyyyy!!!!! Start your own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soz....

I'd only sound facetious if I said a table.

Oh.Shit.

Nah. Tape measure. Back in the day.

Here's a question: does it get longer, shorter, or stay the same with age?

Anyone definitively know?

Heyyyy!!!!! Start your own thread

You better hope it gets shorter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of Thatchers

I used Carling before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can of Thatchers

I used Carling before "

Classy guys use Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand, unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hand, unfortunately. "

But do you have big or small hands ?

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

"Hamster

You got Richard Hammond to measure your penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hamster

You got Richard Hammond to measure your penis!

No he held Richard Hammond next to it while he took a pic of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese. Can't go wrong with cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another man's penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a slide rule

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use a slide rule

Better than a micrometer i guess

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