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do you know what nemesis means?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

Well that's my favourite too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

Bricktop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what again i double dare you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since the invention of the kiss there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

--The Princess Bride

Feeling a bit romantic today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you think I would be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Say what again i double dare you""

But pass the big kahuna burger first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since the invention of the kiss there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

--The Princess Bride

Feeling a bit romantic today "

Inconceivable!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9AcG0glVu4

I still don't know what it means and i read the original post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Bricktop?"

Along with - I fucking hate pikeys

Who took the jam out of your doughnut

You're skating on thin ice my pedigree chums

Two minutes Turkish

Well we haven't got a fight now have we

Put a lead on her Turkish

Your lady friend got a voice now has she

What a fantastic movie

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

" You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Bricktop?

Along with - I fucking hate pikeys

Who took the jam out of your doughnut

You're skating on thin ice my pedigree chums

Two minutes Turkish

Well we haven't got a fight now have we

Put a lead on her Turkish

Your lady friend got a voice now has she

What a fantastic movie

"

Turkish: you take sugar

Brick top: no thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough

Brick top:if I give a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not, now if you stop me again while I'm walking I'll cut you facking Jacobs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks Like This Kids Cheese Slid Off His Cracker!! (Green Mile) haha

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By *athandCleoCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Oh hi mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long one for a friend.

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. I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction... is quite a fucking thing.

Turkish - Snatch.

Best.

Movie.

Ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's not flying!, that's falling with style"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since the invention of the kiss there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

--The Princess Bride

Feeling a bit romantic today

Inconceivable!!"

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!" - Withnail and I. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!" - Withnail and I. Brilliant. "

Pass the deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe this one's died of natural causes.

Natural causes?

Natural to the line of work he's in

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


""You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!" - Withnail and I. Brilliant. "

Accident black spot !!! They're throwing themselves in the road gladly to escape this hideousness....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!" - Withnail and I. Brilliant. "

Withnell and I is the best for quotes (along with snatch)

Of course he's the fucking farmer

I demand the finest wines known to man. I want them here and I want them now.

Black puddings are no good to us. I want something's flesh!

(On drinking lighter fluid) Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

'Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy, but he is dead because he had no code, he is dead because he had no honour and God was watching'. Also different film quote is ' say goodnight asshole, goodnight asshole'

Mrs cmy

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"A long one for a friend.

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.

. I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!""

But I was just going to go with 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore'

(and I bet you didn't do that all from memory)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me balls me balls

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. what's up with you?

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Me balls burning!.

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Don't stand so close to the fire then.

Always tittles me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a deal, it's a steal it's the sale of the fucking century in fact fuck it Nick I think I'll keep it.

Alright keep your Alan's on!

Lock stock and snatch are my favs for quotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky if I can recall me name from memory these days

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ezekhiel 25:17.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost souls. And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. For you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Or....

I live the smell of napalm in the morning.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Them's big words for a one eyed fat man

Fill your hands, you son of a bitch

Cant beat a bit of True Grit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So whats the deal with you two,you a couple of fags?

Hes my son

Howd that happen? you dont look japanese

Neither does he,he looks chinese

Oh.ooh well excuse me all to hell!

Whats the film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Them's big words for a one eyed fat man

Fill your hands, you son of a bitch

Cant beat a bit of True Grit"
.

Rooster cogburn.... No grit.. Not half.

One of my all time favourite films and mostly because of the cinematography.

Gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sir! The cadet is having trouble concentrating while being hit in the head sir!

You mean to tell.me that you can't concentrate while I'm giving you a few love taps? What the fuck are you doing here any way?

Sir! I git lost on the way to college, sir!

Whose but did you kiss to get in here?

The list is long but distinguished

Yeah, well so is my Johnson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So whats the deal with you two,you a couple of fags?

Hes my son

Howd that happen? you dont look japanese

Neither does he,he looks chinese

Oh.ooh well excuse me all to hell!

Whats the film?"

Dusk till dawn

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

nemesis??

Isn't that the place in Geneva were 'The Champions' worked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy living, or get busy dying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"nemesis??

Isn't that the place in Geneva were 'The Champions' worked?"

What? The wonder horse?

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By *outhessex14Man
over a year ago

basildon

"You take sugar?"

"No thank you turkish, I'm sweet enough!"

Everytime someone asks if I want sugar I think of that line!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You take sugar?"

"No thank you turkish, I'm sweet enough!"

Everytime someone asks if I want sugar I think of that line!"

I say it, only problem is I do take sugar, do the jokes on me lol

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Not my favourite but I like the rework of the first quote in a later film.

"It's not the years, it's the mileage"

"It's not the mileage, it's the years"

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By *coobysnax69ukMan
over a year ago

West Lancashire

For every Liverppol FC manager in last 20 years or so it was Alex Ferguson!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"I'll have my man clean your kit"

"Don't bother"

"No bother old boy, not like i'm offering to do it myself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good gurl I yam x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Bricktop?

Along with - I fucking hate pikeys

Who took the jam out of your doughnut

You're skating on thin ice my pedigree chums

Two minutes Turkish

Well we haven't got a fight now have we

Put a lead on her Turkish

Your lady friend got a voice now has she

What a fantastic movie

"

Protection from what zee Germans

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"nemesis??

Isn't that the place in Geneva were 'The Champions' worked?

What? The wonder horse? "

No, not Champion The Wonder Horse but 'The Champions'. Craig Sterling, Richard Barret & Sharon Macready.

If you were 10 years older you'd know it.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

You call *that* big???

*This* is big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam no oil painting but fuck the tide would not take her out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on, walk over, come on, you walk over, but you limping back, I ain't no easy win n!@ger

Grandma clump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own brother, a Goddamn bloodsucking vampire!

Well you just wait till Mom finds out Mikey!!

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By *outhessex14Man
over a year ago

basildon

"Why we stopped here?"

"It's too tight"

"Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in there"

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"nemesis??

Isn't that the place in Geneva were 'The Champions' worked?

What? The wonder horse?

No, not Champion The Wonder Horse but 'The Champions'. Craig Sterling, Richard Barret & Sharon Macready.

If you were 10 years older you'd know it."

Although you could do a pretty good impression of Tremayne

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Harry, harry, HARRY!!!

what

It's an inanimate fucking object

Your a fucking inanimate object

I hate to break up the meeting but she is somewhat of a cunt isn't she.

I'm going to.make sure you send the next ten years in jail, getting ass fucked, and if they throw out the case because my arrest was too violent, I'm going to hire men to ass fuck you, so unless you're an ass fucking fan I'd start talking.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ladine!!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Gentlemen! No fighting in here! This is the war room!"

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

That bull wants to get in to that field and have sex with those cows.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Iam no oil painting but fuck the tide would not take her out"

"You talkin' to me?"

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I love you.

I know.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We want the finest wines known to humanity. We want them here and we want them now."

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

LAA de daa!

(Sorry. Getting carried away)

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Is this some white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.

And

Rory Breaker: Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.

Nick the Greek: Uh?

Rory Breaker: Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!

Nick the Greek: [shrugs nervously]

Rory Breaker: I know you couldn't have known my position 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse with that "what's going on here?" look slapped all over your chevy chase! But what you do know is where these people live.

[rises from his chair and walks towards Nick]

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

Nick the Greek: [nods nervously]

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We're gonna throw you stiffs out and install a fucking jukebox in here to give it some life.

Think I'm paraphrasing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooh daddy look at me, I'm a farmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So whats the deal with you two,you a couple of fags?

Hes my son

Howd that happen? you dont look japanese

Neither does he,he looks chinese

Oh.ooh well excuse me all to hell!

Whats the film?

Dusk till dawn "

Well googled

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

You fuck my wife?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Are you the farmer(pleading, desperate)

Of COURSE he's the fucking farmer(clearly hopelessly irritated beyond the point of no return with this deiengenuousness)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Gentlemen! No fighting in here! This is the war room!""

Classic sellers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

Pick any line from that film and it makes an epic quote lol. I swear i know the whole script!

Mr

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Play it, Sam, one more time, for me.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Wotsit? Thing with Winstone and Kingsley?


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Pick any line from that film and it makes an epic quote lol. I swear i know the whole script!

Mr"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Do ya like dawgs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wotsit? Thing with Winstone and Kingsley?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Pick any line from that film and it makes an epic quote lol. I swear i know the whole script!

Mr"

Longer, I know what you're up to, you just want someone to call you a sexy beast

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

A ha!

But yeah, that would be nice too.


"Wotsit? Thing with Winstone and Kingsley?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote

Pick any line from that film and it makes an epic quote lol. I swear i know the whole script!

Mr

Longer, I know what you're up to, you just want someone to call you a sexy beast "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av you a lassanse for zat minkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't dirty! I washed my face and hands before I come, I did.

--Eliza Doolittle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't call me Shirley .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My own brother, a Goddamn bloodsucking vampire!

Well you just wait till Mom finds out Mikey!!"

Love the Lost boys

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We're two fellas, shooting the breeze, another time we could be friends. But if we do meet, and you do get in my way, i WILL do take you down.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is it a roller coaster?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Never bring a sword to a gun fight.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"My own brother, a Goddamn bloodsucking vampire!

Well you just wait till Mom finds out Mikey!!

Love the Lost boys "

"Death by stereo!!!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Put your lips together and blow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI

Phoawh!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm not bad, Mr Valiant, I was just drawn that way."

~ Jessica Rabbit

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 11/03/16 17:02:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Yes!

You do know how to whistle, don't you Slim? You just put your lips together...and blow..

I raise you this(from about 2 mins in):

I like to see them work out for a bit. See if they're front runners, or if they come from behind.


"Put your lips together and blow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI

Phoawh!

"


"Put your lips together and blow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY15R3yHBEI

Phoawh!

"

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

I carried the watermelons!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Some like it Hot - Final Scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWS2NVX6VP0

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Nobody's perfect?


"Some like it Hot - Final Scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWS2NVX6VP0

"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Nobody's perfect?

Some like it Hot - Final Scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWS2NVX6VP0

"

Exactly!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm the middle child of 80 million[or whatever], of course I have abandonment issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the asss on that ...

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Yeah he must work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got worms

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tears in the Rain - Blade Runner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

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By *olyCheshireCatMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Shhhhh...you had me at dicks fuck assholes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't call me Shirley ..... "

We have to get this man to a hospital

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with windows, but hats not important right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

NOW we're cooking!

Was going to do Blade Runner next. Good shout out for Princess Bride and Airplane too!

We should do a(no cheating)guess the film from the quote quiz?

Or am I going to come across as too obssessed..?

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Shit man you're bleeding...I aint got time to bleed

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Take em to Missouri!

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By *eggie0111Man
over a year ago

Croydon

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I don't know it? Sounds like something Derek and Clive would say!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I believe in two things, Discipline and the bible, here you'll receive both,put your trust in the Lord, your ass belongs to me, welcome to shawshank, Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You swapped the caddy for a microphone?

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Oh my god... its Josie Wales...

Well... are you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

Got no food, got no job, pets heads are falling.off

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

TELL ME you weren't thinking of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Ray!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?"

In bruges, love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jusqu'ici tout va bien "

-La haine-

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Oh my god... its Josie Wales...

Well... are you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men or women?...

Oh definitely.

Sexy beast

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Heyyy! Blondie!!!

Don't leave me Blondie!


"Oh my god... its Josie Wales...

Well... are you boys gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie..

"

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee - we all know this scene

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Aye. Cracking. Seven Psychopaths was on the telly the other night too.

His brother does great films too. Highly recommend The Guard and Calvary too if you haven't seen them.


"Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

In bruges, love that film"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How tall are you private?

Sir! 5'9" sir!

Bullshit son I didn't know the stacked shit that high

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand at post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Do you really think that you can shoot all those men down before they shoot you... No No Mr Josie Wales. There is such a thing in this country called Justice.

Well Mr Carpet Bagger... we have something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride... spit !!!

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By *olyCheshireCatMan
over a year ago

Cheshire


"How tall are you private?

Sir! 5'9" sir!

Bullshit son I didn't know the stacked shit that high"

"Private Pile, do you suck dicks?"

"Sir no Sir!"

"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"

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By *at2Couple
over a year ago

north Down

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two world wars, and countless smaller ones on three continents. I've led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile and tribes of natives no white men had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men, and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am.

Second Hand Lions. bar fight..

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I like to drink to world peace.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

Hotdogs are on sale in the foyer now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I were you is get in that car, and fuck off man, and get what ever you git and come at me, cos I'm going to hit you all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You had me at hello

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You call that a knife? This is a knife!!!

Croc Dundee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, in this case, a right orible cunt.....me

What's your favorite movie quote "

..

D'ya like dags

I've just watched this

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Nobody tosses a dwarf.

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

You can chew the bark off my big fat log

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti: [He does a double take] Come again?

Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti: Yes...

Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

[Coccotti busts out laughing]

Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.

Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.

[Starts laughing, too]

Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a deal. It's a steal. It's the sale of the fucking century!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

You can be my wingman anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can be my wingman anytime."

Bullshit, you can be mine....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Heh.

Lou Cabracci? He sleeps with the fishes.


"You can be my wingman anytime.

Bullshit, you can be mine...."

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Great! Don't get cocky kid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still have that number for truckmaster? I think I'm gonna need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crush your enemies...see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women!!!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and if by life, or death I can save you, I will.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Never run another man's rhubarb"

Joker

Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we've got here is....failure to communicate.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Mother you BITCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the trick, william potter, is not minding that it hurts.

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

"The way of the transgresser is fucking hard"

" who said that ? "

"I did "

Anyone know what the cult film is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay you cunts.....lets see what you can do now... kickass....Mrs A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well. are you going to reach for those pistols or whistle dixie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about the legend that is Arnie:

- knock knock

- dillon you son of a bitch

- come with me if you want to live

- give me your clothes your boots and your keys

- let off some stram bennet

- consider that a divorce

- i'll be back

and my favourite....

- GET TO THE CHOPPER!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"You see that fuckin head come apart man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You see that fuckin head come apart man""

Bunny in Platoon

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By *WNewbies2000Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Is that him?

I don't know!

Well how many fingers did he have?

I don't know, I couldn't get the bi-nock-u-lars out in time

Snatch has soooo many great quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how about the legend that is Arnie:

- knock knock

- dillon you son of a bitch

- come with me if you want to live

- give me your clothes your boots and your keys

- let off some stram bennet

- consider that a divorce

- i'll be back

and my favourite....

- GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

Remember Solly when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long one for a friend.

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.

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. I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!""

The Network.... This has been fucking with me.. Almost a fucking day to get this.....didn't want to google it.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Some tea, mr braithwaite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch."

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester


""Say what again i double dare you""

Oh yes one of my favourite films

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Any one of fucking pricks move and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya"

Sorry for the foulness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man's gotta know his limitations "

"Right turn Clyde" because of the after effect!

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

For he IS the Kwizatz Haderach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Any one of fucking pricks move and I'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya"

Sorry for the foulness.

"
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That's the type of cafe robber you want... One that apologises for the foul language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"60% of the time, it works every time."

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