FabSwingers.com forum: What fact about yourself would surprise people?

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

So snooker legend Steve Davis, is a techno DJ, and it's playing at an electronic music festival.

I read that and went "really?!"

What fact about yourself would prompt that kind of response?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I DJed in a rock club for 8 years, and I'm a classically trained singer. I think if you already know one then the other would shock you anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's yours OP?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I am really quite very shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an introvert and hate to draw attention to myself in the real world.. but I have sang in front of hundreds of people, and on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(puke)

The obligatory introduction procedure at ever induction and training event ever.

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What's yours OP?"

I don't have one, I'm dull, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it

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By *llebWoman
over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

I'm not a 6ft Amazonian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle with confidence!!!!! But it's getting there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm not saying otherwise it wouldn't be a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shy really

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I can't talk to strangers out and about or on the phone but tell me sex is involved and I am good to go.....I am not sure why other than I am confident when it comes to sex but not in 'real world' situations

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I used to have my head shaved and looked like sinead o Connor

Mrs cmy( obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart attack at the age of 32

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

ELVIS was my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an alien....and tought aerobics for 10 years and thaiboxing but now i just swim really because im an old geezer now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my head shaved twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pilot and have my 4 seater plane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say they'd be shocked I'm a swinger but pretty sure they know me to know somethings like that is going on lol

They was surprised though when I told them I'm no longer lesbian I have a hunky boyfriend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it"
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Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I am really quite very shy

The shy ones are always the best.

(I'm sure that quote has been in many films; especially the ones I like to watch. he he)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hula hoop for ages n ages

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

I have several friends who have been surprised when I mention that I can be shy... With some people I'm just always myself, and my true self is pretty goofy and outgoing... But around a new group of people... Yeah. I'm very reserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I know spanish. I can conjugate verbs like a pro

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I can hula hoop for ages n ages"

I'm sure you can do more than just hula hoop Mikki.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That I know spanish. I can conjugate verbs like a pro

Conjugating verbs is easy, the real question is, can you decline nouns.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

People would be surprised to know that I'm not really a know-it-all smart arse. It's just my avatar on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I know spanish. I can conjugate verbs like a pro

Conjugating verbs is easy, the real question is, can you decline nouns."
No not sure if I would know that, but conjugate verbs present, preterito indefinido and future is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That from the age if 7 to 13 I was adamant that I was going to join the priesthood, then at the age of 13 I discoverd, girls, and sin in general, and I've never looked back

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it"

More curiosity than suprised, in our case anyway.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Those that know me 'in the real world' would probably be suprised we meet people for sex through websites.

Other than that, I can't think of anything that would really surprise people. I'm pretty boring really.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

That I was once a model for mtv's headbangers ball...complete with French plait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/03/16 16:05:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I didn't watch Star Wars till my late 20's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a real person.

I'm a buffoon

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"That I know spanish. I can conjugate verbs like a pro

Conjugating verbs is easy, the real question is, can you decline nouns.No not sure if I would know that, but conjugate verbs present, preterito indefinido and future is fun

As an interesting aside, in English there is no past tense for the word 'go'. Most people think it's 'went' but that is actually the past participle of the verb 'To wend'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm not jolly or laid back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know me 'in the real world' would probably be suprised we meet people for sex through websites.

Other than that, I can't think of anything that would really surprise people. I'm pretty boring really.

Same here! I hate this question. I have no interesting facts about myself to offer.

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By *andy57TV/TS
over a year ago

york

How good I look transformed !!! Just wish I was slimmer grrrrr

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Those that know me 'in the real world' would probably be suprised we meet people for sex through websites.

Other than that, I can't think of anything that would really surprise people. I'm pretty boring really.

Same here! I hate this question. I have no interesting facts about myself to offer. "

But you make up for it by having lots of things about you that look interesting to me.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This is a secret right so shhhhh. I'm only just getting out of bed. Yep I know I'm bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm (male) a published writer

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer"

Not even close!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!"

I've only just realised who you are so not even trying to guess

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I can play the bag pipes

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"This is a secret right so shhhhh. I'm only just getting out of bed. Yep I know I'm bad

It's meant to be a surprising fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How demure and innocent I am!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"This is a secret right so shhhhh. I'm only just getting out of bed. Yep I know I'm bad

It's meant to be a surprising fact!

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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago

London / Herts

I'm a massive pervert!

...the people in my public life have no idea

On a more serious note though, few believe I was once a hip hop radio DJ.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

That I've read every single post in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!

I've only just realised who you are so not even trying to guess

Who is he?

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

i have never watched any of the star wars films

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"How demure and innocent I am!

I just wet myself laughing!!

JG x

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

I'm a Z list celebrity with over 50,000 fans on Twitter .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!"
.

Ohhhh...

Ermmmm immigration officer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hubby has different sized feet!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

All kindsa shit. It gets quite dull.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!

I've only just realised who you are so not even trying to guess

Who is he?

Really surely I'm the last to click

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!

I've only just realised who you are so not even trying to guess

Who is he?

Really surely I'm the last to click

Apparently not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How demure and innocent I am!

I just wet myself laughing!!

JG x"

Careful you don't put your back out!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"How demure and innocent I am!

I just wet myself laughing!!

JG x

Careful you don't put your back out!

Too late!!! I started coughing

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh, my job surprises people - I'm not always as nice (sweet & innocent) as I look!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pilot and have my 4 seater plane x "

I am so very, very jealous and impressed!

As for me, I'm a bit dull really. I speak 5 languages? Oh and I actually have more flying experience than driving, which I suppose is a bit 'different'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, my job surprises people - I'm not always as nice (sweet & innocent) as I look!! "

Yeah Ninja Overlord is a tad niche-market!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job surprises people too!

Or possibly disappoints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been in the series Spender and a Nat West advert.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm a published poet.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not sure

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

nufing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In every day life, they'd be absolutely shocked to know I'm a swinger

On here, possibly that I'm a Reiki practitioner.

Her

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By *havenrodMan
over a year ago

Reading

Haven't tried recently but can suck my own cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dip sandwiches in tea and coffee!

Also I'm a billionaire with a 12inch cock and can breathe through my ears......

Oh and I'm also a compulsive liar

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(puke)

The obligatory introduction procedure at ever induction and training event ever."

That's the one! The only good bit is seeing what outrageous BS you can convince the rest is a 'fact' about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on fab may not believe that in real life I actually don't get my kit off and show my naked body bits.

Often.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have had a poem published

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 years ago I had facial reconstruction surgery. They did such a good job no one would know unless I point it out. I'm just as ugly as I was before!

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By *ullbackbuttMan
over a year ago

Purton

I have been on TV several times, terrestrial and satellite. And for a number of different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!"

Pole Dancer? Nurse? Child minder?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Those that know what I do fir a living tend to be surprised by it.

Let me guess... Bailiff!

No no I mean motorcycle copper.

Oooo I got it... Prison officer

Not even close!"
coroner

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