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By *iss Adventure OP Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

So today I shall be donning the sexy hospital gown, compression socks and enjoying the morphine induced giggles when I wake up.

Besides (butt) grapes and (porn) magazines, what fabulously filthy gifts will you send me to wake up to later

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Do it yourself enema kit

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By *usthere4uMan
over a year ago

North East

Hmmm.. Because i am a nurse ,if the dr prescribed some im injection treatment .i promice i will be gentle:p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm.. Because i am a nurse ,if the dr prescribed some im injection treatment .i promice i will be gentle:p

Just a small prick ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No-one's offered a bed bath? I'm surprised....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you wear some knickers, wouldn't want your bottom showing out of the back of the gown when you go for walkies would you now!?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

You wake up to the room resembling Studio 54 in its late 70s heyday in a wake up party in your honour. Disco lights, podiums and garish colours everywhere.

There's disco funk being blasted out by the DJ, hot nurses/doctors you've spotted before going under are all roller girl/boying about delivering cocktails and champagne to your guests who are everyone from your friends/hotlist(plus me). All of whome are wearing fabulously slinky, daring clothes and dancing around you bed. Along with the odd patient you remember from before, just to make it more surreal.

There's also a pole set up on either side of your bed where you nominate whoever you want to do a dance for you.

I'm sure I, or someone else, could add more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you wear some knickers, wouldn't want your bottom showing out of the back of the gown when you go for walkies would you now!?

Had that happen on a few occasions.

Rectal thermometer??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leave the hot chocolate on the bedside cabinet...no doubt it'll be cold when you wake. Good luck with the procedure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I leave the hot chocolate on the bedside cabinet...no doubt it'll be cold when you wake. Good luck with the procedure. "

I will add some cognac, purely medicinal obviously

Good luck from me too!

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By *iss Adventure OP Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Thanks you lot. Finally home and everything went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks you lot. Finally home and everything went well

Have you grown a beard and speak with a deep voice now

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Get used to scratching those new bollocks once the stitches have healed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind yourself, OP

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By *iss Adventure OP Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Thanks you lot. Finally home and everything went well

Have you grown a beard and speak with a deep voice now

I did before anyway LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks you lot. Finally home and everything went well

Have you grown a beard and speak with a deep voice now

I did before anyway LOL"

I'll bring an extra big mug for the chocolate to match your new big hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about full body inspection and service lol

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By *iss Adventure OP Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"How about full body inspection and service lol "

Im sure that's exactly what the doctor said I needed as I was leaving

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hope you are OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about full body inspection and service lol

Im sure that's exactly what the doctor said I needed as I was leaving

Guessed as much, can't argue with he doctors then. Hop on the couch lol

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