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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are there any aliens living on earth,stealing our jobs and shagging our women,those pesky aliens,why i oughta!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They might be masquerading as americans in this country

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By *ayd2pinkTV/TS
over a year ago

TENTERDEN

Have they got big tentacles???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been on your planet for centuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have they got big tentacles???"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tentecle porn? I always wondered who was behind it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its them reptile people again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been on your planet for centuries"

Sssh, let the humans be. The less they know the better

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I had a feeling I was probed in my sleep a while ago, at least that's what it felt like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V was not an American Sci Fi series...

it was a public information film

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And as for the scousers in london.....naaaaa bleedin aliens that what they are

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I had a feeling I was probed in my sleep a while ago, at least that's what it felt like "

We are Borg we will assimilate!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I had a feeling I was probed in my sleep a while ago, at least that's what it felt like

We are Borg we will assimilate! "

Resistance is futile

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Set phasers to stunning

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I had a feeling I was probed in my sleep a while ago, at least that's what it felt like "

Sorry about that

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By *-ManMan
over a year ago

Kark

On a side note, I'm with Neil DeGrasse on aliens crash landing. "If an alien comes across the galaxy and cant land the dam spaceship, I don't want to meet the aliens, they're stupid aliens."

https://youtu.be/NSJElZwEI8o?t=664

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"We've been on your planet for centuries

Sssh, let the humans be. The less they know the better "

Yes, don't let the cat out of the bag;

Or more accurately , the lizard out of the fake human skin suit .

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I had a feeling I was probed in my sleep a while ago, at least that's what it felt like

Sorry about that "

Same again tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of aliens from u know where, shagging our women, and taking our jobs. E.T. go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....

But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...

Or did they make me say that.....

hmmmm, Yikes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....

But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...

Or did they make me say that.....

hmmmm, Yikes.....

"

I think steve mclaren is an alien

And when it gets revealed i will say i told you so.i told you so.i told you so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....

But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...

Or did they make me say that.....

hmmmm, Yikes.....

I think steve mclaren is an alien

And when it gets revealed i will say i told you so.i told you so.i told you so.... "

Steve who?.......

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bugger, I was hoping to stay hidden for a bit longer lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iv just seen one posing as a man selling curry in manchester he wasnt very convincing he was really ugly and had bug eyes and was called jeff....im not fooled at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if aliens had infiltrated mainstream society it would be a lot easier finding partners who enjoy anal probing ......

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Nanu nanu xxx

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error "

Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....

Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....

Ergo they are not crossdressing.....

Do you get me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error

Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....

Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....

Ergo they are not crossdressing.....

Do you get me.... "

And if an alien wanted to blend in they would be confused as to what set of clothes to wear male or female,crossdressing aliens? This is getting weird

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error

Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....

Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....

Ergo they are not crossdressing.....

Do you get me....

And if an alien wanted to blend in they would be confused as to what set of clothes to wear male or female,crossdressing aliens? This is getting weird"

Unless of course they came from a planet in the androgyny galaxy .....

OMG .... sometime I make myself chuckle so much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth "

Yeah I believe it was a theory first suggested by Abraham Lincoln during that famous speech he made where he said don't believe everything you read on the internet ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an alien fake nutjob

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error

Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....

Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....

Ergo they are not crossdressing.....

Do you get me.... "
all that time doing their makeup. No wonder they are cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error

Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....

Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....

Ergo they are not crossdressing.....

Do you get me.... all that time doing their makeup. No wonder they are cross "

Ahhhh hey,,,,, maybe that's where the word Cosmetics originated,,,,

You may have cracked the code...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them"

I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......

But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them

I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......

But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring... "

Cross dressing lizards.sounds like a song that zappa would have sung

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them

I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......

But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring...

Cross dressing lizards.sounds like a song that zappa would have sung"
i was thinking ZZTop on mescal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth "

If they are undetected, how do they arrive at a figure of 138?

Quite difficult to match something if you don't know it's there I would think.

Maybe it's just another load of Internet bollocks.

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