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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is my nephews 18th soon, and his mum( my sister) has suggested that as a jokey present we make him a man kit. Everything a boy reaching manhood requires. So I need ideas other than the obvious as alcohol, wank mags, co doms etc.

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

A razor,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moustache comb

Mortgage application

A toolkit

An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)

A hooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A diagram of where to find the clitoris and the joy of sex book to counteract the porn he's seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vibrating cock ring, anal beads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belly button fluff cleaner, mankind sell these along with a ball scratcher, great jokey presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mankini ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Karma Sutra, blindfold, handcuffs, club membership?

I've just bought my 14.5 yr old his 1st razor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subscription to Fab? That'll make a man of him

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Moustache comb

Mortgage application

A toolkit

An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)

A hooker

"

Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vibrating cock ring, anal beads "

I'd hate to be your nephew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent cologne and grooming kit.

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Haynes Man manual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Decent cologne and grooming kit. "

Some good after shave, lynx Africa isnt going to do it for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A vibrating cock ring, anal beads

I'd hate to be your nephew "

I have 10 nephews, sure there's room for another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Subscription to Fab? That'll make a man of him "

My son is 18 this year and i wouldnt subject him to this place haha

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Subscription to Fab? That'll make a man of him

My son is 18 this year and i wouldnt subject him to this place haha"

I've got another 3 years for my eldest but I'm dreading it already!!! He's got a lot of growing up to do yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An alarm clock,with a really loud alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.

These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A how to be successful with the opposite sex book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drawer to put all their shite in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moustache comb

Mortgage application

A toolkit

An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)

A hooker

Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned"

Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nose hair trimmer!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Moustache comb

Mortgage application

A toolkit

An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)

A hooker

Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned

Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice. "
deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moustache comb

Mortgage application

A toolkit

An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)

A hooker

Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned

Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice. deal "

Love uber in London - lux are basically same price as a black cab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blow up doll ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Years subscription to babe station

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.

These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."
I love this idea

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A Swiss Army Knife and a Jamie Oliver cook book.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"It is my nephews 18th soon, and his mum( my sister) has suggested that as a jokey present we make him a man kit. Everything a boy reaching manhood requires. So I need ideas other than the obvious as alcohol, wank mags, co doms etc."

We bought my son a tshirt with the year he was born, made in 1997 and a load of things in a tin to go with being 18. They are available commercially.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sky remote or lynx can

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

A cook book

Instructions on how to operate the washing machine

A monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card for that one time he's in deep shit with his parents

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

blow up doll

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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Get down to Asda and buy him a toolbox, screwdriver set and all those DIY things he needs to be able to fulfil his role to fix things. Obviously as a brilliant Auntie, you'll hide a pack of condoms for him in the bottom.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.

These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."

Don't forget the takeaway menu...

Out of date, of course!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A Swiss Army Knife and a Jamie Oliver cook book."

Veto Jamie Oliver - the man's a slime ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.

These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."
class. Every man has one. Infact i have two and a huge garage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lecture about issues of consent and a copy of "Being and Nothingness" by Satre and he'll be good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get down to Asda and buy him a toolbox, screwdriver set and all those DIY things he needs to be able to fulfil his role to fix things. Obviously as a brilliant Auntie, you'll hide a pack of condoms for him in the bottom.

Have fun!"

This.

Except go to screwfix and get some proper tools

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Pension and savings advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiss Army Knife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "man drawer" complete with contents such as:

3 random fuses, a broken watch with half a strap, a jar lid (no jar) a tin of rusty nails, a length of wire (3 core), two sockets from a set, a cross-head screwdriver.......you get the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man kit should consist of;

A socket set

A power tool - angle grinders are good

Aftershave

and

Tequila

I got all the above on my 18th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A belt so he can keep his pants out of view.

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