FabSwingers.com forum: sex related injuries...

By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

now I hurt my jaw originally by yawning (stop laughing

) and thought it was all better as felt ok...but after giving a bj last night it hurts even more than originally. I think I need to go see someone about it again...would you tell the truth about how the injury came about? I think I would die of embarressment

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By *Young123Man
over a year ago

Crewe

Which is the more embarrassing, the original injury coming from the yawning or the secondary from the bj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate's sister sometimes dislocates her jaw doing bj's

They know her quite well at the local A&E

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Which is the more embarrassing, the original injury coming from the yawning or the secondary from the bj?

already been to the doc about the yawning one...lol...definately the bj

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tell them the truth it will probably make their day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be any worse than going to the hospital with a vegetable or other house hold object, 'Lost in space'

Now if that happened I'd rather die of shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really an injury as such, but we have played three times with a couple local to us. Each time, the day after I've felt like I've been beaten up. I ache all over. My arms, my legs and my stomach muscles.

They asked us for another meet, but had to refuse. I can't take no more

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

strange how none of the guys who wanted to meet me today are interested now that I am iunable to give bjs...hmmmm

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of MR L had a bleed on her brain after an Orgasam , brain op and a week in hospital ,

Makes you think ?????????.

shes ok now but close

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"A friend of MR L had a bleed on her brain after an Orgasam , brain op and a week in hospital ,

Makes you think ?????????.

shes ok now but close "

glad to hear that she is ok now

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have told this story before.. but it still makes me laugh..

was caught by a stray "kinky boot" on the top of my head whilst giving oral on a meet... blood started pouring out.. ended up in A&E with them having to put a few stitches in.....

swinging medal for bravery please... lol

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF

Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue

she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack got his cock caught in his zip at Chams,

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to put some rubbish out with no shoes on just as my meet turned up as I saw them I fell off the step and broke two toes. felt aright prat and after they had stopped laughing we still had some fun

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Jack got his cock caught in his zip at Chams,

lol

ouch!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

had a meet that had to take me to A&E for a tetanus!!!!

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"had a meet that had to take me to A&E for a tetanus!!!! "

hopefully was not sex related....lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Playing with a guy in a club, he missed his footing and banged his toe, next day he had to attend A & E he'd broken it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"had a meet that had to take me to A&E for a tetanus!!!!

hopefully was not sex related....lol

Nah that would have been rabies

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Embarrassingly I suffered an injury to my bladder!

We met a couple who shall we say, the wife was quite 'vigourous' when in the cowgirl position.

She bounced down so hard and I do mean hard for so long that I suffered internal bruising. Each downward thrust I could feel my penis hitting her cervix. The more it happened the more she groaned and bounced harder.

I didn't realise at the time, but the next day and for 3 weeks after that, It was so painful going for a pee. It was so bad I went to the docs an examination he asked if I had had a blow to my abdomen at work

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF

Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue

she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps

stilleto heels being wore during having sex but god ive scars all my feet from this thats not me wearing the heels from the girls catching me and rubbing please girls remove your heels during sex

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF

Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue

she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps

stilleto heels being wore during having sex but god ive scars all my feet from this thats not me wearing the heels from the girls catching me and rubbing please girls remove your heels during sex

i disagree.

Ladies keep them on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies keep them on

i cant walk in heels, so they are only good in the bedroom haha

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

carpet burns are pain as well but they come with the territory always best to head too the bedroom but most my meets never get there he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in pain with a wrist injury. Its been like this for about 2 weeks but steadily getting worse and its getting very painful now. Its from the wrist, down my arm and up to my fingers. I dont think it was caused through sexual activity, im actually worried its RSI or the onset of arthritis (always been a pessimist). Im terrified that ill end up with a claw hand and I wont be able to wank two guys at the same time. Devastated

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Carpet burns

sore bum

sore pussy

dislocated jaw

bruised buttocks

rope burns

sprained ankle

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Carpet burns

sore bum

sore pussy

dislocated jaw

bruised buttocks

rope burns

sprained ankle

hopefully not all from one night

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Carpet burns

sore bum

sore pussy

dislocated jaw

bruised buttocks

rope burns

sprained ankle

hopefully not all from one night

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no not all one night, i should have pointed that one out

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Carpet burns

sore bum

sore pussy

dislocated jaw

bruised buttocks

rope burns

sprained ankle

hopefully not all from one night

no not all one night, i should have pointed that one out

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does doing a John Wayne walk count as injury?

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Does doing a John Wayne walk count as injury?

lol not sure but I am sure it was accompanied by a big smile wasn't it?

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

hope you're recovering well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a little singed when my platinum rabbit burst into flames .............

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"i got a little singed when my platinum rabbit burst into flames ............."

ouch!! how long had you been using it to create flames?lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does getting a burst nose from a girls father count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the battery pack sheared off and two wires connected ........i sent it back to anne summers and they diid give me my money back and some vouchers but reckoned it had been used a little too vigorously !!!! oh the shame !!!!

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"the battery pack sheared off and two wires connected ........i sent it back to anne summers and they diid give me my money back and some vouchers but reckoned it had been used a little too vigorously !!!! oh the shame !!!!

hehehe did they actually say that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i sent it back dso they could send it to the quality control ...(i cleaned it with dettol and everything !!!) and they said I must have been over vigorous with it ! actually although its funny it did scare me a bit ...nearly set fire to the bed ......and me !!!!

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Know a woman on here who had met a guy a cpl times and when he went to her house one night and they started to play he keeled over and she had to call an ambulance and dress him before the ambulance arrived. He'd had a stroke (so had she come to that! lol)

He was divorced and lived with his mom so she had to call his mom and tell her she was a 'friend' and he was on his way to hospital. Just as well he wasn't married! Explain that one!

Luckily he made a full recovery but don't think she saw him again!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?

lol...why not!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?

lol...why not!

Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?

lol...why not!

Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon

I said to horny bet pineapples were involved

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?

lol...why not!

Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon

I said to horny bet pineapples were involved

What can i say! I likes pineapple!

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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am sporting some "bite" related bruises...

Worth it though

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