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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just saying !!!!!

- yes people touch them by accident

- no you don't need to apologise

- boob sweat is a thing but eeeewwww

- I don't care what kind of day you've had if you haven't been constricted or poked by underwire .

- yes taking the bra off at the end of the day is better than pretty much anything

- you get bonus points for eye contact

- yes food and daily detritus will be found in the cleavage area and beyond

- big boob girl hugs are awesome

- bras cosy ALOT so if you are lucky enough to see it, compliment it before insisting on its removal;-)

- my boobs aren't dog squeeze toys, they don't squeak so go gently on them !!!!!

Unless I tell you to bite them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use mine to rest a plate on... or use them to lean a notepad on so i can write things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and they are great for keeping my hands warm..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old bras can be used for hanging baskets.. or a hammock for a small child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seat belts don't work round big boobs and I'm forever opening doors and clobbering 'The Twins'.

(Not complaining before some eagle eyes observer feels the need to point out that I clearly chose to be in this predicament, very fond of them actually).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in a pub garden on one of those pub bench seats, my boobs rest quite nicely on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"old bras can be used for hanging baskets.. or a hammock for a small child "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs should be loved as if an old friend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling jealous right now xDeex

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

This thread is mean...its making me want to play with some big boobs and there not a boob in site-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i amuse myself when i laugh as my boobs jiggle :D

helpful when shopping without a basket and the hands are full.. use the 'shelf'

in a pub and its your round of drinks,, can nestle a pint glass or a bottle between them.. (not for long though,, no one likes warm beer)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i amuse myself when i laugh as my boobs jiggle :D

helpful when shopping without a basket and the hands are full.. use the 'shelf'

in a pub and its your round of drinks,, can nestle a pint glass or a bottle between them.. (not for long though,, no one likes warm beer) "

Ha cute and sassy I can relate to all of the above. I myself find them extremely useful for resting things on

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you lean forwards in the car you will hit the hooter by accident.

They are great for parting crowds in pubs.

When you feel they are getting too heavy, you can put them back in their box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sneeze you end up motorboating yourself

Running downstairs requires a firm grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They bang on door handles.

I (vaguely) remember when i used to have big boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as i love my boobies..

Bugger they give me a back ache and sore shoulders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As much as i love my boobies..

Bugger they give me a back ache and sore shoulders... "

The divots in the shoulders are the worst!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless big boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try lying on your front? It's just not happening ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For running you need two sports bras.

Sarah

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"As much as i love my boobies..

Bugger they give me a back ache and sore shoulders...

The divots in the shoulders are the worst!! "

Silicone strap supports that sit on the shoulders cure that. I use them.

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

I like big tits and I cannot lie.

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I used to get my bras specially made at the ship yards but then they closed.

WANTED bra maker !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For running you need two sports bras.

Sarah "

& a mortgage to buy them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my work computer goes into sleep mode (usually at about the same time as I do on conference calls) I have to get up and walk around the desk to switch it back on as I managed to break the monitor by leaning across to reach the button and the boobage cleared the monitor off the desk. Explain that one to the IT Nazis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just saying !!!!!

- yes people touch them by accident

- no you don't need to apologise

- boob sweat is a thing but eeeewwww

- I don't care what kind of day you've had if you haven't been constricted or poked by underwire .

- yes taking the bra off at the end of the day is better than pretty much anything

- you get bonus points for eye contact

- yes food and daily detritus will be found in the cleavage area and beyond

- big boob girl hugs are awesome

- bras cosy ALOT so if you are lucky enough to see it, compliment it before insisting on its removal;-)

- my boobs aren't dog squeeze toys, they don't squeak so go gently on them !!!!!

Unless I tell you to bite them

"

Brilliant! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When my work computer goes into sleep mode (usually at about the same time as I do on conference calls) I have to get up and walk around the desk to switch it back on as I managed to break the monitor by leaning across to reach the button and the boobage cleared the monitor off the desk. Explain that one to the IT Nazis "

Dear IT it seems there was a tremor which caused my monitor to fly off the desk oopsie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don't strap mine down with a heavy industrial sports bra horse riding would be impossible lol I'd be forever knocking myself out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I don't strap mine down with a heavy industrial sports bra horse riding would be impossible lol I'd be forever knocking myself out!"

I feel your pain hun. 3 rolls of cling film used to do it for me oh and a straight jacket under my body protector or should I say booby protector xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!"

Mrs mac what I wouldn't give you have pert boobs like yours xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aren't that big compared but I find if I lay on my side, topless, an the pull together that I struggle to breathe, is this just me being weird again or does anyone else have this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not weird at all !!!! It's being a woman I think xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i amuse myself when i laugh as my boobs jiggle :D

helpful when shopping without a basket and the hands are full.. use the 'shelf'

in a pub and its your round of drinks,, can nestle a pint glass or a bottle between them.. (not for long though,, no one likes warm beer)

Ha cute and sassy I can relate to all of the above. I myself find them extremely useful for resting things on

Mine are huge but I still use them to carry all my shopping to the car why pay 5p for a carrier bag when you can use what god gave you? "

Aren't huge*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!

Mrs mac what I wouldn't give you have pert boobs like yours xx"

I like you! Can I keep you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine aren't that big compared but I find if I lay on my side, topless, an the pull together that I struggle to breathe, is this just me being weird again or does anyone else have this? "

I used to have that when i was D cup. My boobs always seemed heavy for what size they were yeah.

I'm a C or B now and don't have that problem any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running for a bus with one arm holding them down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!

Mrs mac what I wouldn't give you have pert boobs like yours xx

I like you! Can I keep you?"

But of course xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!"

Mrs M, are most definitely part of the incredible rack group

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Brilliant! The cling film comment opened my eyes a little too.

Keep it going ladies.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Great thread op!!

I had to smile at the "bonus points for eye contact ".I'm 4ft 10 ,just over 5ft in heels and STILL my boobs are what alot of guys talk to .Think I'll have to get them to sign a disclaimer against and neck injuries lol!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Any neck injuries I meant doh! ! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine aren't that big compared but I find if I lay on my side, topless, an the pull together that I struggle to breathe, is this just me being weird again or does anyone else have this?

I used to have that when i was D cup. My boobs always seemed heavy for what size they were yeah.

I'm a C or B now and don't have that problem any more."

I'm glad it's not just me then, I'm only a c cup but still find I get back ache and have to hold them running up stairs (bf thinks it's hilarious) I couldn't imagine having to cope with bigger, I take my hat off to all of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great thread op!!

I had to smile at the "bonus points for eye contact ".I'm 4ft 10 ,just over 5ft in heels and STILL my boobs are what alot of guys talk to .Think I'll have to get them to sign a disclaimer against and neck injuries lol!! "

I'm lucky I don't have to look down or up most are in my direct eye line sometimes it pays to be a short arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried big boobs both times I was pregnant and really didn't like them! My hat goes off to all the lovely ladies on here who have them everyday of their lives!

I'd like mine a little bigger, even if it's just to make my belly look smaller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great thread op!!

I had to smile at the "bonus points for eye contact ".I'm 4ft 10 ,just over 5ft in heels and STILL my boobs are what alot of guys talk to .Think I'll have to get them to sign a disclaimer against and neck injuries lol!! "

I shall have one written up immediately!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And it's so nice to have all you pert boobed ladies on here too. Girls our boobs are awesome and we're proud of them. But guys look at our faces once in a while PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies with your incredible racks...serious boob envy!"

Ditto... although I kinda like my jelly tot sized nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it's so nice to have all you pert boobed ladies on here too. Girls our boobs are awesome and we're proud of them. But guys look at our faces once in a while PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE xx"

To my fellow man, the face is apparently part of the fuzzy bit above the tits lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And it's so nice to have all you pert boobed ladies on here too. Girls our boobs are awesome and we're proud of them. But guys look at our faces once in a while PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And it's so nice to have all you pert boobed ladies on here too. Girls our boobs are awesome and we're proud of them. But guys look at our faces once in a while PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE xx

To my fellow man, the face is apparently part of the fuzzy bit above the tits lol."

You can be forgiven purely for the fact you made that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no words to deacribe how much I woukd like to play with yours!

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

40hh here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How are all the boob ladies this fine Sunday. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are all the boob ladies this fine Sunday. Xx"

Quite literally shagged out!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"How are all the boob ladies this fine Sunday. Xx

Quite literally shagged out! "

Yay! Me too. I may need a nap.

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By *jj46Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I like boobs there cool and come in many different sizes lol

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

I love my big boobs 42g all real and lovely I do prefer a lady with big boobs to get my hands on and play with few issues with buying a bra as most places don't do my size lol x

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Great thread op!!

I had to smile at the "bonus points for eye contact ".I'm 4ft 10 ,just over 5ft in heels and STILL my boobs are what alot of guys talk to .Think I'll have to get them to sign a disclaimer against and neck injuries lol!!

I'm lucky I don't have to look down or up most are in my direct eye line sometimes it pays to be a short arse "

I believe I gave you bonus points for maintaining eye contact PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More big bouncies here. They are hard work. Handy for keeping money in your bra though.

I can totally relate to a lot of the comments on here. Some superb boobage on display in this thread.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More big bouncies here. They are hard work. Handy for keeping money in your bra though.

I can totally relate to a lot of the comments on here. Some superb boobage on display in this thread.

Mrs"

I generally keep my phone and purse there xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More big bouncies here. They are hard work. Handy for keeping money in your bra though.

I can totally relate to a lot of the comments on here. Some superb boobage on display in this thread.

Mrs

They're great for holding things. I used to put my phone there but read an article somewhere about breast cancer and phones so I stopped. Sorry to put a downer on the thread but thought it worth a mention.

I generally keep my phone and purse there xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More big bouncies here. They are hard work. Handy for keeping money in your bra though.

I can totally relate to a lot of the comments on here. Some superb boobage on display in this thread.

Mrs

I generally keep my phone and purse there xx"

I'd like to keep my privates there

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

*offers his love and support to all those with large breast issues*

... 'cos I'm generous & completely selfless like that

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