FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine's poems

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's that time of year again. The time when the guys at Clintons Cards think "Christmas is over and it won't be easter for months. We need something to boost sales in between!".

So let's have your best valentines poems please.

To start:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to be next to you,

But a court-ordered 100 yards will do

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Roses are Straight

Violets are Twisted

Bend over love

you are About to get Fisted

now lets see if Moonpig will print that

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Roses are red,

tulips are pink

If you wont shag me

Can we go for a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My whole body aches

As my heart beats quicker

Your fanny's getting wetter

And my knobs getting thicker

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

roses are red,

violets are blue,

they say oppesites attract,,,

lets see if its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're knob's strangled purple

You're ass is thrashed red

Not during a sex act

But cos you farted in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Cats are Black

Try sticking your cock in my ass

and i'll fucking break your back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You looked so sweet, my darling,

And I suppose it's rather silly

But I want to stroke your lilly white tits

As you suck my throbbing willy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are fine

I'll be the 6

and you be the 9

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Roses are blue,

violets are red.

I'm crap with colours,

but i'm wicked in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny's are yellow

Dick's are all green

Knobby's are orange

With stripes in between.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was so sexcited

Thought my heart would stop

But then you farted

My eyes went "pop"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was expecting Cinderella

But pulled her ugly sisters

I've just looked at my throbbing knob

And it's covered with fookin' blisters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herpes is crimson

Herpes is scratch

If your cock is all blistered

Stay off my snatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so

is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties

Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name

I've got OCD

And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties

Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name

I've got OCD

And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

D'oh, you posted that just at the same time as me, Tra Mar... and made the same spelling mistake as I did

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Novels are read

Trumpets are blew

You're so ugly

I might just spew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now hands up,, who got creative and who googled??? lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

You got me... I Googled

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I googled too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got me... I Googled

*spanks* x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I googled too

*spanks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ode to an ex.

When i was a little girl

I had a little quim

I used to lie upon my bed

And put my finger in

Now that i'm a woman

And full of womanly charm

I can get five fingers in

And half my fuckin arm !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got me... I Googled

yep. copy and paste. and neither of us checked the spelling

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By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

will u be my valentine

or do i have to beg

everytime i think of u

i gain an extra leg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i googled too can we now have our spanking please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red

violets are blue

fill my wet hole

and my mouth too

flood my pussy with your hot spunk

whilst i scream your name you horny hunk

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I anticipate your tender touch, to smell your sweet perfume

My heart will race and words are lost when you walk in the room

Your eyes a maze for me to loose my worries of the day

My arms a-wait, the joyous fate, to hold you as you lay

Deny me not nor run away, the pill would be too bitter

Show your love for me tonight and take it up the shitter

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties

Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name

I've got OCD

And my poetry skills are also lacking."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Tonight I’ll do something so special for you

I’ll douche and make sure there’s no follow through

Tonight no one's gonna stop us , when I’ve been sniffing poppers

Our spirits will be so high, just spit if my ring feels dry

Tonight I’ll do something so special just for you

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I could not forget your time with me, not that I would try

I could not forget your time with me and here’s the reason why

The fragrance of your sweet perfume, on my pillow it does linger

My balls are drained, my cock is sore and your shit’s still on my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A look at your pic made my cock hard,so consider this your fucking valentines card.xxxx

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Oh no, these were so bad that the OP has deleted his account as a result.

I hope you're all happy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are over-rated,

Like the England football team.

If I can't get a snog at least,

I'll enjoy my wet dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

bend over baby

I have something for you

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

rose are red ,cabbages are green , you have a figure like a washing machine

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Your knickers are red.

Your knickers are brown.

When your with me your knickers are down!

S.W.A.L.K.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

From the first time we met, I knew for certain

I wasn't the first to wipe cock on your curtain

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