FabSwingers.com forum: The "Guess where Clem is" thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a shit?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Having a shit?"

No doubt we'll get a full report on the size, shape and speed of exit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop."

Standing right behind you..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a shit?

No doubt we'll get a full report on the size, shape and speed of exit!

And smell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

Standing right behind you.."

That wouldn't surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bath,playing with his submarines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a wank?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Abseiling down Big Ben with a box of milk tray in his left hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a meet?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Taking a late Christmas card to Ice Station Zebra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon."

I wish this with all my heart.....do you think if i wish hard enough it might come true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm let's take this from latest first..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm let's take this from latest first.."

No cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon."

She's dieting and can't drink.(ergo neither can i) She is "enjoys" cooking so best leave her to one of her only pleasures in life..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon.

She's dieting and can't drink.(ergo neither can i) She is "enjoys" cooking so best leave her to one of her only pleasures in life.."

Shit excuse for not cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking a late Christmas card to Ice Station Zebra?

Is that in Norway?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Next to Wally ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet

New thread coming up. What does Clem read when he's having a shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taking a late Christmas card to Ice Station Zebra?

Is that in Norway?"

Oooh a clue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet

New thread coming up. What does Clem read when he's having a shit? "

Even i don't want to know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet

I am, again! Its not good.. 3rd session today! My anus is a war zone.

not helped by the fact that each is like wiping out a pot of sticky marmite! (stop me if TMI) thank goodness for moist toilet tissue... But seriously, ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea.

OI CLEM, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a meet?"

Not likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abseiling down Big Ben with a box of milk tray in his left hand?

To windy.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes to TMI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet

I am, again! Its not good.. 3rd session today! My anus is a war zone.

not helped by the fact that each is like wiping out a pot of sticky marmite! (stop me if TMI) thank goodness for moist toilet tissue... But seriously, ouch.

Sorry hun my hubs has this issue a lot with ibs not pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a wank?"

No. My libido has left the building. Along with Mrs Fandago's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath,playing with his submarines "

Shower in a mo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pub"

Pubs are reserved for Christmas and family birthdays these days. And mother's day of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

Standing right behind you..

That wouldn't surprise me

A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit?

No doubt we'll get a full report on the size, shape and speed of exit!

Done.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sat at your computer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit?"

Tricky, because i wasn't, then i was! House points all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

Standing right behind you..

That wouldn't surprise me

A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums."

I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

Standing right behind you..

That wouldn't surprise me

A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums.

I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents "

that's not at all what i ment as well you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's right above me on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.

Standing right behind you..

That wouldn't surprise me

A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums.

I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents

that's not at all what i ment as well you know!"

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's right above me on this thread

You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right above me on this thread

You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?"

Big brains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right above me on this thread

You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?

Big brains.

Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?!

because i do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit?"

That's going to be my favourite answer till this thread ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right above me on this thread

You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?

Big brains.

Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?!

because i do!

Clem, you wear it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a shit?

That's going to be my favourite answer till this thread ends

Turned out to be amongst the most accurate to!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Uhmmmm up his own assssssspidistra ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's right above me on this thread

You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?

Big brains.

Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?!

because i do!

Clem, you wear it well.

You flatter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uhmmmm up his own assssssspidistra ?"

You said it gram'ma!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Uhmmmm up his own assssssspidistra ?

You said it gram'ma!

I know! I didn't mean it tho.... I think you are in a moose hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uhmmmm up his own assssssspidistra ?

You said it gram'ma!

I know! I didn't mean it tho.... I think you are in a moose hole. "

I'm about to wipe my prosteria, but I'm having to summon up courage because i know it's going to hurt like a dry fuck at a basket ball game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed (shouldn't be)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he above me on this thread? Do i get a star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he above me on this thread? Do i get a star?

House points!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm enjoying being before VaraD a little to much....

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