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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange. " Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something ![]() | |||
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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange. Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something ![]() I will try lip reading your comments in future ![]() | |||
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"I don't think I've done too many shockers myself, but I did once get an email from my boss telling me he was in "a restraint in Marbella" and another asking how the creamy was going ![]() Hahahaha ![]() | |||
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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange. Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something ![]() ![]() They should make special glasses for my comments ![]() | |||
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while"" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I recently updated our company absence management process (I know, rock and roll on Planet Heels) and included an update on all the notice boards which stated that absent employees could expect "regular and appropriate telephone contact from line managers and potential hoe visits". Obviously I have the welfare of all my colleagues at heart, however HOME visits would have been more appropriate ![]() Love it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while" ![]() ![]() ![]() Can you see where I get my sense of humour? | |||
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"I send my friend a lazy message saying m ere (I'm here) my phone chanted it to mmm erect" My phone didn't chant it obviously,it's not a monk,it changed it. No glasses,short sighted problem also ![]() | |||
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What if you get a message saying "Fancy a duck?" Who would say yes ![]() You're just quackers! | |||
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"What if you get a message saying "Fancy a duck?" Who would say yes ![]() Best way to be some days haha | |||
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"I was telling Happinesswill all about the human stew I'd made. Why it had changed meat to human is beyond me! ![]() was there fluffy dumplings | |||
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"I send my friend a lazy message saying m ere (I'm here) my phone chanted it to mmm erect My phone didn't chant it obviously,it's not a monk,it changed it. No glasses,short sighted problem also ![]() Omg that cracked me up though ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was telling Happinesswill all about the human stew I'd made. Why it had changed meat to human is beyond me! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What if you get a message saying "Fancy a duck?" Who would say yes ![]() Ive put that on a thread before now ![]() | |||
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"There used to be a regular guy for years on here One day he posted and in the middle of a sentence randomly a really bad rascist word popped. Anyone with half a brain cell could see he hadnt actually typed it but in true forum style mass hysteria broke out lol" My phone does this, luckily not racist comments but pastes random pieces of text from other things. Like youtube links i might of shared etc | |||
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