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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-Cuddles OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

WOMEN are paying strangers to rub their vaginas in a bizarre new sex trend.

The £147 treatment – called Orgasmic Meditation – is being taken up by women who hope to improve their sex lives and achieve better climaxes.

The masturbation classes sees strangers getting intimate with the female clients and giving them orgasms.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

There are lots of men in here who would do it for free I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only charge a tenner...

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Verb

bissare

(transitive) To give an encore.

(transitive) To repeat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are lots of men in here who would do it for free I'm sure "

*waves.

**volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it yoni massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bizarre.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is it yoni massage?"

Touch my knee and you're dead !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN are paying strangers to rub their vaginas in a bizarre new sex trend.

The £147 treatment – called Orgasmic Meditation – is being taken up by women who hope to improve their sex lives and achieve better climaxes.

The masturbation classes sees strangers getting intimate with the female clients and giving them orgasms."

This international women's day malarkey is verging on the ridiculous now

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I went to one of their workshops (always interested in different techniques). Whole thing felt like a cult.

Being the only new single female, was pounced on by other OMers, trying to convince me it was the best thing ever.

No 'practical' in the workshop but interesting sexual therapy games.

Then the hard sell, pay a lot of money for a stranger to play we with your pink bits. Said I'd think about it but they kept pestering me with calls.

Had to tell them to please stop

I'd like to try it but not when feeling coerced into it

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I only charge a tenner... "

I'll do it for a curly wurly and a can of tizer

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I only charge a tenner... "

£1 a finger seems a reasonable rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a proper yoni massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a documentary on something like this in the states years ago

I'm surprised it's taken so long to get here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I only charge a tenner...

I'll do it for a curly wurly and a can of tizer "

What do I get for an apple turnover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And to think I was sat here earlier thinking what it is I want to do with my life work-wise

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire

This has been around for a while, it is indeed Yoni massage, it's good to see it becoming publicly acceptable. Hopefully it will drag some other archaic views into the present too along with it.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"I only charge a tenner...

I'll do it for a curly wurly and a can of tizer

What do I get for an apple turnover "

A creamy moustache

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"Whole thing felt like a cult.)"

Sorry to be childish but I read that as something very different!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There was a thread on this a couple of weeks ago but I can't remember who the OP was... she was going and I forgot to ask how it went.

Helpful I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are courses on tantric sex what is the difference (sex and the city) x

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"This has been around for a while, it is indeed Yoni massage, it's good to see it becoming publicly acceptable. Hopefully it will drag some other archaic views into the present too along with it."

It's a bit different to yoni. It's 15 minutes of Clitoral tapping

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"Whole thing felt like a cult.)

Sorry to be childish but I read that as something very different! "

Ha, that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has been around for a while, it is indeed Yoni massage, it's good to see it becoming publicly acceptable. Hopefully it will drag some other archaic views into the present too along with it."

I read it as less yoni massage and more like a quick rub around

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By *omeotherguyMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"This has been around for a while, it is indeed Yoni massage, it's good to see it becoming publicly acceptable. Hopefully it will drag some other archaic views into the present too along with it.

I read it as less yoni massage and more like a quick rub around "

Even so, I still think it's great for views on sexual pleasure.

I thought it was the semi tantric relaxation massage, my mistake.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I only charge a tenner...

I'll do it for a curly wurly and a can of tizer

What do I get for an apple turnover

A creamy moustache "

Ohhhhh you tease

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-Cuddles OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Kfc bargain bucket and a bottle of wine

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Sounds a bit like one of Dr Kelloggs health spas before he got distracted by cornflakes

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"There are lots of men in here who would do it for free I'm sure "

Plenty men on here would pay

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"I saw a documentary on something like this in the states years ago

I'm surprised it's taken so long to get here "

In a few years it'll be like McDonalds and they will be everywhere you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WOMEN are paying strangers to rub their vaginas in a bizarre new sex trend.

The £147 treatment – called Orgasmic Meditation – is being taken up by women who hope to improve their sex lives and achieve better climaxes.

The masturbation classes sees strangers getting intimate with the female clients and giving them orgasms.

This international women's day malarkey is verging on the ridiculous now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a thread on this a couple of weeks ago but I can't remember who the OP was... she was going and I forgot to ask how it went.

Helpful I know! "

..

I remember reading that... she did Comment how it went.. But I forget what she said..

Also helpful

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"There was a thread on this a couple of weeks ago but I can't remember who the OP was... she was going and I forgot to ask how it went.

Helpful I know! "

I can't remember who it was either - as you say, only 2 weeks ago. She went with 2 of her friends.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

What's the rub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posted here last week, my non swinging friends took me to a London session - what a laugh

Paid £35 a head for randons to rub our pussys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the lady who saved money on designer shoes,I think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a thread on this a couple of weeks ago but I can't remember who the OP was... she was going and I forgot to ask how it went.

Helpful I know!

I can't remember who it was either - as you say, only 2 weeks ago. She went with 2 of her friends.

"

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about this, 10 hot fab men should get together and form a business for this seriously make a fortune in the short run

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-Cuddles OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Full story is in the sun was posted to my Facebook page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Victorians used to do it to relieve a condition which they called "female hysteria"

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By *eteinhantsMan
over a year ago

Southsea


"The Victorians used to do it to relieve a condition which they called "female hysteria""

That is correct, doctors got so bored with doing it they demanded something be invented to do it mechanicaly, now known as a dildo.

And the london chattering classses are now paying for some random to do it, seriously i have had to check the date make sure its not the begining of april.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my £147 and invest in a top of the range wand thanks

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


" it's good to see it becoming publicly acceptable. Hopefully it will drag some other archaic views into the present too along with it."

Do you mean they do it in the shop window?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"I'll take my £147 and invest in a top of the range wand thanks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I achieve giving a lady an orgasm by attaching a feather duster to a black and decker drill.....and for this I charge 3 shillings and sixpence .

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