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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol "

This actually made me chuckle out loud. I know I shouldn't have. . Sorry to hear about your ribs. Hope the mend quickly. Then you can crack on with the fun! Oh, I'm so sorry! I couldn't resist. Better to get it all out now! Get better soon. Xx

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

Omg !!!! Pmsl !!!

So sorry but that's well funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op how on earth did you break your ribs by shagging ? X

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol

This actually made me chuckle out loud. I know I shouldn't have. . Sorry to hear about your ribs. Hope the mend quickly. Then you can crack on with the fun! Oh, I'm so sorry! I couldn't resist. Better to get it all out now! Get better soon. Xx"
what's funny well funnier ismthe lad whose broke his collar bone has constantly taken the piss all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol "

OOOOOH Matron! said in my best Kenneth Williams voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol

This actually made me chuckle out loud. I know I shouldn't have. . Sorry to hear about your ribs. Hope the mend quickly. Then you can crack on with the fun! Oh, I'm so sorry! I couldn't resist. Better to get it all out now! Get better soon. Xxwhat's funny well funnier ismthe lad whose broke his collar bone has constantly taken the piss all week

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Karma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol

This actually made me chuckle out loud. I know I shouldn't have. . Sorry to hear about your ribs. Hope the mend quickly. Then you can crack on with the fun! Oh, I'm so sorry! I couldn't resist. Better to get it all out now! Get better soon. Xxwhat's funny well funnier ismthe lad whose broke his collar bone has constantly taken the piss all week

"

Karma is wonderful!! Hehehe. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/03/16 15:13:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good movie that carry on. I recon it must of been a monster cock lol.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Ah...this is what being ruined means then, lucky he didn't smash your backdoor in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op how on earth did you break your ribs by shagging ? X "

3 minutes quicker than me!!

Surely the strangest sex injury ever!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol "

You broke your ribs shagging?

What on earth were you doing, actually I'm probably better off not knowing. I've led a sheltered life.

*makes a note* Stay away Diamondsmiles

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol

This actually made me chuckle out loud. I know I shouldn't have. . Sorry to hear about your ribs. Hope the mend quickly. Then you can crack on with the fun! Oh, I'm so sorry! I couldn't resist. Better to get it all out now! Get better soon. Xxwhat's funny well funnier ismthe lad whose broke his collar bone has constantly taken the piss all week

Karma "
this is the funny thing is message telling me what he had done started with the word karma lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

As for how I broke my ribs, its actually nothing exciting I was in a position that when he went forward and sort of accciddntly pushed hard on my leg my knee ended up smashing into my chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit unlucky there, hope you get better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol "

What on earth did you tell the Doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless you op sorry but did make me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the comedy film.

So I broke my ribs shagging Wednesday night and I'm out of action till further notice.

The guy I shagged Tuesday has only gone and fell over and broken his collar bone hes now out of action.

So it now seems I need to put a disclaimer on my profile lol "

Steve must be the Charles Hawtrey character

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Karen!

I'm looking forward to the veris you two leave eachother! Lol

Ps who's going to be the sid James of this carryon?

I'm a sucker for his laugh

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