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Vanessa Feltz......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....

Do you have any such plans ?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Put in a little bag and tied to a rocket (firework)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a lavish ceremony with elephants and a chorus line followed by a money burning use to piss off the relatives

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yes - the plan is to have a final party round my corpse and when the smell gets too bad they can chuck my remains, along with all the party detritus, in a skip and burn the lot.

Then I want my ashes fired out of a cannon at Burning Man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put in a little bag and tied to a rocket (firework) "

A bit like Hunter S Thompson...

I like it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a lavish ceremony with elephants and a chorus line followed by a money burning use to piss off the relatives "

You've really thought that through....I like it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes - the plan is to have a final party round my corpse and when the smell gets too bad they can chuck my remains, along with all the party detritus, in a skip and burn the lot.

Then I want my ashes fired out of a cannon at Burning Man.

"

Nothing too elaborate then....

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

When I die I'd like to be buried at sea, which is no longer an option.

So instead, I'd like to be iaid on the deck of a scrap boat, ship or liner and used for target practice by the RAF. This way, I still get my wish and return to where I came from.... On top of that, I think it would be bloody good fun!

I'd make sure DVD's were available at the wake at a cost of £9.99 and all monies raised to be donated to Nightingale House.

My last contribution to a fantastic cause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put me in a shopping trolley and hurl me in to a local river

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

In reality, I'll probably get chucked in a hole or sent to the oven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever of us dies first will be cremated and when the other dies our ashes will be mixed and thrown into the sea. Assuming our next of kin don't just dump us in the bin.

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Was talking to my daughter about this last week. Telling her what music I wanted and what to do with my ashes. She said she would split me with her brother and keep me in her house!!!!

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....

Do you have any such plans ? "

Have no plans to visit her ashes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....

Do you have any such plans ? "

To visit vanessa feltz ashes in a supermarket?

No,none whatsoever.

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.

I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay.

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By *elle2016Woman
over a year ago

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love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care, I'll be dead, funerals are for those that survive you.

As for Vanessa Feltz her ashes should be shipped off to Sellafield as it is likely they will be highly toxic

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By *ancscleanguyMan
over a year ago

Preston

I hope she gets her wishes soon. Odious person. Or as my Grandma would of said ' she should go and boil her head'

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I want the terminator music at the start then when the curtains start to close I want the countdown clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.

I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay. "

That's my idea! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....

Do you have any such plans ? "

Not really no , but would it be disrespectful to have a shag at the shopping centre afterwards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.

I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay. "

I already have my remains bequeathed to Glasgow Uni. After they are done, they have a cremation for you, and return the ashes to the family. Once they do, I want scattered from the highest point in Glasgow Necropolis. Then you can all party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....

Do you have any such plans ?

Have no plans to visit her ashes!! "

I suspect you are not taking this seriously.....

I mean the passing of such an icon surely deserves a trip to the mall.....even if it's just to stock up on nachos and pickled onions.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my ashes to be ground into fine powder and snorted by all my mates

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

save money and bung me in the incinerator at the end of our garden!!! they can cook marshmallows too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Do you have any such plans ? "

Hawaii, North Shore, Sunset beach under my favourite palm tree which overhangs

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I want someone to do a Keith Richards and snort mine!

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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago

redditch

I want to be a tree ! There's a company that puts you in a special bio-degradable pod with a tree attached, as you decompose you fertilise and nourish the tree. It gives the kids something better than a grave stone to visit

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want my ashes to be placed on a little remote boat, then sent off too sea and then whoever is operating the boat can press a button soo it bursts into flames.

Modern version of a viking burial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funeral plans? No! I'm going to live forever

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I know what I want to happen to my ashes and nobody will be able to visit them.

There's a spot near Beachy Head where loads of people scatter ashes whenever we walk past I hold my breath, I don't want to be inhaling a stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've told my family as long as I'm not wearing a suit they can do what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell you bunch of morbid bastards It's not something I've thought about

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I want to be staked out on top of the multi storey car park and have the decaying flesh slowly pecked off me by the Crow's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to be staked out on top of the multi storey car park and have the decaying flesh slowly pecked off me by the Crow's "

I think we've found the winning entry....

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Buried or Cremated.

Just make sure I'm dead first.

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By *ildt123Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I want a tree on the golf course somewhere in play, so when folk get stuck behind it they can say he was a pain alive and he still is! Lmao

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm going to live for ever!

I have decided

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

I'd like to be eaten by a shark

Mrs

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"I'm going to live for ever!

I have decided"

Are you gonna learn how to fly? High?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'm going to live for ever!

I have decided

Are you gonna learn how to fly? High? "

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Baby remember my name!

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"I'm going to live for ever!

I have decided

Are you gonna learn how to fly? High?

I'm gonna make it to heaven

Baby remember my name!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be buried xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be eaten by a shark

Mrs "

That's a bit radical .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be eaten by a shark

Mrs

"

before or after you die?

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