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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh the joys of Fab. The site is full of wonders, but oftentimes I can't help but cringe at some of the things I see.

For me it has to be the "optimistic sky remote pic" where comparison had just not quite worked out for the guy.

So, what makes you cringe whenever you see it on here?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Women squatting over traffic cones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the joys of Fab. The site is full of wonders, but oftentimes I can't help but cringe at some of the things I see.

For me it has to be the "optimistic sky remote pic" where comparison had just not quite worked out for the guy.

So, what makes you cringe whenever you see it on here?"

Hopefully lots of things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen anything to make me cringe, but a few recent pictures that I've seen involving cucumbers, bananas and what I seriously hope was just dirt, have made me think WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone bending over and pulling their arse cheeks apart, especially if the buttocks are so saggy they are almost on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I cringe a little whenever I see the words 'cultured', 'classy' or 'intelligent' in a username.

Seems a bit forced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pictures? idk, not much stuff makes me cringe, i do laugh at some pics coz they're unusual.

when someone hasn't been in touch for ages and then sends me a message, i cringe then, like idk why they think i'm still interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen anything to make me cringe, but a few recent pictures that I've seen involving cucumbers, bananas and what I seriously hope was just dirt, have made me think WTF"

Lol ... that could be us and it wasn't dirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol C goes searching for those cringeworthy pics, then normally shows them to me as I am trying to drop off to sleep !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tight fore skins !!! simply yucky

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

You guys never make me cringe.

Make my eyes widen, perhaps.


"Not seen anything to make me cringe, but a few recent pictures that I've seen involving cucumbers, bananas and what I seriously hope was just dirt, have made me think WTF

Lol ... that could be us and it wasn't dirt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not seen anything to make me cringe, but a few recent pictures that I've seen involving cucumbers, bananas and what I seriously hope was just dirt, have made me think WTF

Lol ... that could be us and it wasn't dirt "

Lol no, I may have admired your pictures from time to time can safely say it wasn't one of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone bending over and pulling their arse cheeks apart, especially if the buttocks are so saggy they are almost on the floor. "

Sorry my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any guy who thinks he's gods gift to women, unless your name is Hitachi, your not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely useless 'legal' notices on profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos holding a cock over an open toilet.

And photos where the floor is covered in lots of stuff. I end up looking at the mess instead of them!

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cringe a little whenever I see the words 'cultured', 'classy' or 'intelligent' in a username.

Seems a bit forced"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I read someone's profile or status and they've used the word 'tounge' or put 'hehe' or 'mmmmmmmm' Very cringey for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappearing beer or wine bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disappearing beer or wine bottle "

I'd hate for the bottle to disappear before you've d*unk the beer or wine first

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Baby/child talk

It's fucking ridiculous. Grown adults simpering like schoolchildren with snuggles, he he he, meow and other tripe.

But apart from that , nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby/child talk

It's fucking ridiculous. Grown adults simpering like schoolchildren with snuggles, he he he, meow and other tripe.

But apart from that , nothing

"

I was about to say the same plus grrrr,I imagine people pretending to be a tiger when I read that

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Some of the messages I send make me cringe when I read them back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe when i see photos of bum holes especially when their cheeks are pulled apart. Men or women. Awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile pictures where you have to work out who is the female or couple in a group play...Yes you always fear its the one you wont fancy....Cringe at the audacity of some people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I thought of another. "Daddy", women calling guys that they fuck "daddy". It's become more common in the mainstream now too... Especially in the states, it's used like bae or boo sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And yeah the pointless legal jargon on profiles. It literally doesn't protect you from shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone obviously or even subtly asking for money, rewards or to be 'spoilt' with material things. So embarrassing and sad! Worst thing is there is prob plenty of guys that fall for it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The absolute, complete over the top compliments some guys give to women on forum threads, please do it in private to them instead making yourselves look desperate

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I cringe when i see photos of bum holes especially when their cheeks are pulled apart. Men or women. Awful."

Especially with a corn on the cob shoved up it as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of stuff said in the forums make me cringe

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Hairy flaccid cock pictures

Yukkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise that the photo of the person youve just met was massively edited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy pics with pants round the ankle! Also cringey statuses that are all cryptic! "you know who you are" types! Well just pm them!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Resurrecting this to add one.

Utterly pointless forum comments. Example...

(In the middle of a forum post about which toaster is the best)

"I do not own a toaster"

... Then why comment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In years when I'm UNLOS future fab archaeologists can use this thread to map my descent into bitterness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

click on a cam in chat and at first I had no idea WTF I was looking at, then my eyes focused and it was a guy being fisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Circle jerking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics just after a guy has done a pee and not flushed. Just nasty.

Pics of a cream pie swollen foof, yuk.

And in the status where someone puts...wow, that was great, you know who you are!!

Like future meets need to read that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Resurrecting this to add one.

Utterly pointless forum comments. Example...

(In the middle of a forum post about which toaster is the best)

"I do not own a toaster"

... Then why comment?"

That perfectly sums up the forums.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"That perfectly sums up the forums. "

Nah getaway,nobody in their right mind would drag a thread up from time immemorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone bending over and pulling their arse cheeks apart, especially if the buttocks are so saggy they are almost on the floor. "

This ^^ both male and female

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyone bending over and pulling their arse cheeks apart, especially if the buttocks are so saggy they are almost on the floor.

This ^^ both male and female"

Have you both got saggy buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone bending over and pulling their arse cheeks apart, especially if the buttocks are so saggy they are almost on the floor.

This ^^ both male and female

Have you both got saggy buttocks "

Huge

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By *lassyFabulousCouple
over a year ago

Las Swings


"The absolute, complete over the top compliments some guys give to women on forum threads, please do it in private to them instead making yourselves look desperate"

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Status updates that end in "you know who you are", sometimes with a winky face at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like some toast but I'm not gonna bother

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I didn't have toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the fruit and veg shots it would have to be a red angry looking cock! I mean there is no way that would be going anywhere near my mouth

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Anything along the lines of "message me if you think you can keep up".

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Swingers referring to others as Vanilla in a disingenuous tone to reflect their sexual superiority....

my guess, the others are out shagging more than people chatting on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Photos holding a cock over an open toilet.

And photos where the floor is covered in lots of stuff. I end up looking at the mess instead of them!

Sarah "

This ! What makes people think you'll want to get naked with them in a room that looks like they were burgled, or you'll be turned on by a lavatory shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ones named me boohoo posts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen a guy with a comparison to a Labrokes Pen, and the pen wins, have to agree the can of beer and remote control over the toilet is cringe worthy. Or the lovely lady on all fours with feet the colour of coal eeeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol C goes searching for those cringeworthy pics, then normally shows them to me as I am trying to drop off to sleep !!!"

Not just you!

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Men who start messages "I'm a genuine guy......." makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol C goes searching for those cringeworthy pics, then normally shows them to me as I am trying to drop off to sleep !!!

Not just you!"

I do that to Olly

Things that make me cringe are mmmmmm written at any time (I am cringing after writing it) and being referred to as 'Hun' particularly grinds my gears

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Dirty bum holes, and gaping bum holes ..... Gross

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By *ool-ladMan
over a year ago

Hartlepool

....guy's status from another site:

"wearing wifes creamy thong, cock

ring, vibrator and porn.. ring me?"

.....

(coughs)

i hate to sound superior - you know: only look down on someone if you're giving them a hand up and all that....

but wtf? This guy is 25 (apparently). I know I should just put this down to different strokes, each to their own, floats your boat, whatever whatever, but it makes me cringe - I wouldn't want to be this guy (not ever).

Thanks for starting the thread someone - keep me on my toes case i end up wearing my wife's cock ring, panting down the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women in doggy position and there dirty hard skin feet... Boke, men with so many pics of there cock, Jesus Christ we all no what one looks like, men pulling there cocks making it look bigger, women with saggy down belows with it all hanging out in a pic with spunk dripping out. Some people really have no shame, but each to themselves I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone/people with one legal sexual preference look down on someone/people with a different legal sexual preference.

Not when they don't have the same ones, but when they look down on each other for their sexual appetites. Makes my face scrunch up...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No ones named me boohoo posts x"

As long as you have a nice arse, I'm sure trademark will be along soon

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Gaping bum holes ......yuk

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Gaping bum holes ......yuk "

True, especially the ones with the piles and warts and not very clean browny look.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I think the most cringworthy thing to be seen here is the "not racist" "my/our choice" statements on so many profiles.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Any guy that has a pic of his cock where you can see he's just yanked his pants down - worse still if hos cock is also flaccid

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By *ool-ladMan
over a year ago

Hartlepool


"When someone.... with one... preference look[s] down on someone.... with a different.... preference.

Not when they don't have the same ones, but when they look down on each other for their sexual appetites. Makes my face scrunch up..."

so how do we know whether we're just really really different from someone else, or if we're looking down on them? Not trying to start an argument - or a heavy topic - I just wonder.

Maybe it's the way we move on from the cringe experience.....like, as if we sift out the people who don't turn us on, forget them and carry on with the search, maybe. It's all a bit deep for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No ones named me boohoo posts x

As long as you have a nice arse, I'm sure trademark will be along soon "

Haha i see these more from guys than women and i didnt mean me

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