FabSwingers.com forum: How much does it cost to be you?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Waxing, hairdressers, beauticians, perfume, etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zilch...... I don't do any of that.

Rub down with s spitty hanky me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waxing, hairdressers, beauticians, perfume, etc.....

haha,,,,I think most people looking at me would say......clearly not enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am available in the pound shop

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I am available in the pound shop

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no back sack n crack then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

perfume never buy it usually get loads for xmas from hubby never wax

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"perfume never buy it usually get loads for xmas from hubby never wax "
manicures? pedicures, hairdressers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am available in the pound shop

no back sack n crack then?

only if it's 2 for 1

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Haircut... £7

Shaving / washing kit... £20

Jeans... £10

T-shirt... £5

Boxers... £5

Socks... £1

Hiking boots... £100

Devilish good looks and witty reparte... priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it used to cost me £80 at the hairdressers 4 times a year, nails £40 whenever i wanted them done. Perfume id get given for birthdays and xmas,, would only wear it on nights out. juse body spray for day to day use.

that was before my bambino came into the world

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Waxing, hairdressers, beauticians, perfume, etc.....

Hair cut... £15.00 every 4 weeks

Waxing... £0.00, I epilate myself

Beauticians... £15.00 I get my nails treated about once every 6-8 weeks (sometimes longer). My feet treats (£20) and massages (£25) are random, could be once per year could be once per month... depends how much time I have and if I feel like being pampered.

Perfume... I wouldn't like to say

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Good grief... I'm pleading the fifth!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I pay 'Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency' £100 a week for the use of their model Derek who does all of my arse work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very very low maintenance, it's my life-style that costs!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm very very low maintenance, it's my life-style that costs!

I thought that... I don't consider myself to be high maintenance... but I just added up my hair/eyelashes/waxing. I just scared myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay 'Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency' £100 a week for the use of their model Derek who does all of my arse work."

can i have Dereks mobile number? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whitening toothpaste ...50p wk

Shaving accoutrements...50p wk

Splash...50p wk

£1.50 per wk....

Call it £80 a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay 'Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency' £100 a week for the use of their model Derek who does all of my arse work."

Yeah well I happen to know Derek used to be called Doris before the op......hmmmmm ... still,,, I cant deny it,,,, money well spent Munkster!!!!,,,,

thats from one guy to another of course ,,,,,, and theres nothing sordid in that, ya understand

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Don't Femme!......I am afraid to even think about adding it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm very very low maintenance, it's my life-style that costs!

I thought that... I don't consider myself to be high maintenance... but I just added up my hair/eyelashes/waxing. I just scared myself!

I very often cut my own hair.

I dye my hair myself.

I epilate myself.

I do my own pedicures/nails.

Any more than that I am not saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than i want to admit on here and have my other half know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all wife pays for all my shite I'm a bum

* çrëEps røUnd grâVe¥aRd *

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I pay 'Arsey Arseson's Arse Doubles Agency' £100 a week for the use of their model Derek who does all of my arse work.

Yeah well I happen to know Derek used to be called Doris before the op......hmmmmm ... still,,, I cant deny it,,,, money well spent Munkster!!!!,,,,

thats from one guy to another of course ,,,,,, and theres nothing sordid in that, ya understand

Nothing wrong in a bit of fraternal buttock admiration Sox old chum.

It's when you hang around outside my office in Sunderland that I feel slightly uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we include clothes, accessories, and jewellery?

If we do, then it will be a lot of money!

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock

£55 every 8 weeks at hairdressers, £10 a week on nails and £9.00 a week on sunbed. pretty low maintenance really.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Fuck all wife pays for all my shite I'm a bum

* çrëEps røUnd grâVe¥aRd *

It's Mr who posts???!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much and I still end up looking like a man in drag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck all wife pays for all my shite I'm a bum

* çrëEps røUnd grâVe¥aRd *

It's Mr who posts???!!!

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.....~!~ Only if I'm ~!~

* çReepiNg roUnd grAve¥aRd *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair, eyebrow waxing, nails and perfume around £300 a month.

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

Get it all done for nothing at my ex-mother-in laws beauty shop or go for the really cheap option of having it all done and more at the local college...very cheap and they always make sure that there are two girls tending to your every need

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i cut my own hair.

cut my own nails.

asda own brand moisturiser.

cheap shampoo.

probably about 10 quid a year.

i find,you don't have to spend a lot.

when you start,with perfection.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Plain old Nivea

Molton Brown Body Bar

Molton Brown Black Pepper Shower Gel

Clinique shaving gel

Hair Cut... 5 swipes with a razor and gel.

Scrotum Tuck... gaffer tape pulled thro legs and taped to my ass.

not high maintenance me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrotum tuck like it x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hair, eyebrow waxing, nails and perfume around £300 a month. "

You've just made me feel a WHOLE lot better!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hair, eyebrow waxing, nails and perfume around £300 a month.

You've just made me feel a WHOLE lot better!!!

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i hope no yorkshiremen read this

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hair, eyebrow waxing, nails and perfume around £300 a month.

You've just made me feel a WHOLE lot better!!!

i hope no yorkshiremen read this

Or at least hope they never find your receipt from the hairdressers!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hair, eyebrow waxing, nails and perfume around £300 a month.

You've just made me feel a WHOLE lot better!!!

i hope no yorkshiremen read this

Or at least hope they never find your receipt from the hairdressers!

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i feel ill at the very thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manicure/Pedicures - DIY

De fuzzing - DIY - epilator

Hair cutting - £6 a month

Hair colour £6 a month

Cosmetics,skin care,hair care, nail varnish etc etc etc Between 20 and 50 a month depending on what I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plain old Nivea

Molton Brown Body Bar

Molton Brown Black Pepper Shower Gel

Clinique shaving gel

Hair Cut... 5 swipes with a razor and gel.

Scrotum Tuck... gaffer tape pulled thro legs and taped to my ass.

not high maintenance me"

Was thinking mmmmm you smell yummy, then you had to go and spoil it with the scrotum talk lol

Reading all these posts, I realise I'm quite high maintenance- thank goodness I am self- supporting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt

im just good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since being on disablement benefits, err nothing

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