FabSwingers.com forum: Teeny tiny fannies ....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

The burst settee look?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few things in life give me the heebie geebies, thankfully fannies are not one of them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oompa Loompa lady bits

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomatoes aye.....fannies not so much x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont like calling them kebabs.

I have a neat one, i dont mind admitting i didnt even know they had inner lips till the other day. Sheltered life

Whatever they look like they are fun the play with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

"
ditto Hastings. Ish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Hairy ones, I don't like

Other than that, unless it's a designer vagina, in which case I'd probably make a study out of it, it doesn't matter

Me: I am more like the single garage type; just right for a mid-size sedan

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean the ones that look like a big paper cut?

Rather than an axe wound in a gorilla's back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

'Any' ladies? Manchester is a big city buddy, you need better standards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

'Any' ladies? Manchester is a big city buddy, you need better standards

Any ladies with tiny pussies,i think that has narrowed it down a lot

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Im no lady and im at work

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of morning body shaming.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

'Any' ladies? Manchester is a big city buddy, you need better standards

Yeah; he needs to narrow it down to, any ladies in up-market neighbourhoods of Manchester

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Im no lady and im at work

2ish vara?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Im no lady and im at work

2ish vara?

Working

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Can you cum south a bit?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its your one thread fab shop here today! A touch of body shaming followed by some shameless desperate shag requests. All we need now is the bitter recriminations and the sarcastic banter and we have bingo!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

Im no lady and im at work

2ish vara?

Working

Ha ha fair enough

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its your one thread fab shop here today! A touch of body shaming followed by some shameless desperate shag requests. All we need now is the bitter recriminations and the sarcastic banter and we have bingo!!

Oy! Who pissed on your chips!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oy! Who pissed on your chips!

Please see my argument thread, it will all become clear

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oy! Who pissed on your chips!

Please see my argument thread, it will all become clear

But it's not on page 1! You will be expecting me to green button you or even actually pay attention next!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where in this thread was a desperate shag request?i cant find one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any ladies in the manchester area want their tiny pussy tongued today about 2ish im available

'Any' ladies? Manchester is a big city buddy, you need better standards

Any ladies with tiny pussies,i think that has narrowed it down a lot"

Quite a lot in Manchester lol!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

I probably could!

Erm - anyone got some hedge trimmers and a glue gun??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

I probably could!

Erm - anyone got some hedge trimmers and a glue gun??

Petrol or electric hedge cutters? I have both....or maybe a chainsaw?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol why do you need a glue gun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol why do you need a glue gun

Well - ya know - I tried the marrow-in-fanny trick last week and it didn't go very well! Got a bit of a draft now!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they're one of life's great pleasures!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

I probably could!

Erm - anyone got some hedge trimmers and a glue gun??

Petrol or electric hedge cutters? I have both....or maybe a chainsaw?"

Electric will be fine I'm sure! No need for the chainsaw just yet, thankfully! X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

I probably could!

Erm - anyone got some hedge trimmers and a glue gun??

Bingo! Bingo!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

But yours looks quite neat

I can make mine look neat in a photo

I probably could!

Erm - anyone got some hedge trimmers and a glue gun??

Petrol or electric hedge cutters? I have both....or maybe a chainsaw?

Electric will be fine I'm sure! No need for the chainsaw just yet, thankfully! X

Electric it is then although I think I'll put the new tungsten carbide blades on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Lol why do you need a glue gun

Well - ya know - I tried the marrow-in-fanny trick last week and it didn't go very well! Got a bit of a draft now!

'please mind the gap between the labia and vagina, and please stand behind the landing strip'

Lol I would say I have something to plug the gap

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite prefer a hood set of lips to chew and suck on

I don't mind the so called tydy ones but you have to go hunting for the clit LoL.

As long as it's hair free I'm generally happy to get down and spend some time munching away

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

[Removed by poster at 08/03/16 09:28:19]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

My fanny would most certainly give you the heebejeebies - most guys call it "neat". But don't worry it seems to have plenty of admirers!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think it's just cos they look like little girls bits

And yeah I like not having to play hunt the clit. And I love having my lips and clit and hood chewed and sucked on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

"I really dont like calling them kebabs.

I have a neat one, i dont mind admitting i didnt even know they had inner lips till the other day. Sheltered life

Whatever they look like they are fun the play with

here here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol, so if it's teeny weeny its off putting and if its not its described as badly packed kebab

Bit of of a no win situation really

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's just cos they look like little girls bits

And yeah I like not having to play hunt the clit. And I love having my lips and clit and hood chewed and sucked on."
Far too old for you, but hey, love to bury my tongue in you! X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

"I think it's just cos they look like little girls bits

And yeah I like not having to play hunt the clit. And I love having my lips and clit and hood chewed and sucked on."

amd as a man who doesn't enjoy a good chew and suck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op but this was always going to be a car crash. Theres nice ways of expressing preferences amd theres more than two types of most things x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Textbook example of a post that gives everyone something to be alienated by

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol nothing better than offending everyone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of morning body shaming.

Cos us women aren't self conscious enough...got to worry about the stuff people rarely see

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat fannys are the best, I love em??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I quite prefer a hood set of lips to chew and suck on

I don't mind the so called tydy ones but you have to go hunting for the clit LoL.

As long as it's hair free I'm generally happy to get down and spend some time munching away

The hair has to be there for me to perform cunnilingus.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in St. Helens now and around Oldham tonite if any ladies fancy there's tickling too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ornyguy6190Man
over a year ago

rhyl

"My fanny would most certainly give you the heebejeebies - most guys call it "neat". But don't worry it seems to have plenty of admirers! "

It certainly is neat looks lovely.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

please explain in more detail

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

Erm, ok.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me the heebie geebies... and I don't know why.

Give me a badly stuffed kebab any day

Erm, ok.

sounds yuk any way ya look at it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on the baldy paper cuts and i love beef curtains

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread