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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

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been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally before when I get my winky out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a really strong orgasm I tend to laugh hysterically afterwards. And once when I was having sex with my ex, Pretty Fly For A White Guy came on the radio and we just cracked up.

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Yes ! Queef!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??"

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got high fived afterwards.... Was pretty funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a change of positions I accidentally head butted my ex's nose causing a nose bleed. Shouldn't really of been funny but we both collapsed in laughter.

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"Got high fived afterwards.... Was pretty funny"

I've been clapped afterwards once

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

Either

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

On more than one occasion and with the same couple also...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Got high fived afterwards.... Was pretty funny

I've been clapped afterwards once

I clap all the time in my head

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

Either

half nelson with a people's elbow thrown in for good measure

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??"

Yep, at a party meet recently...

I saw the size of one of the girls willys and just burst out 'There's no way that's going in there, it sends shivers down my spine just walking past it!' The whole room was in fits of laughter.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

The little fury buggers just won't get their muzzles on

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

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By *ackStrakerMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"During a change of positions I accidentally head butted my ex's nose causing a nose bleed. Shouldn't really of been funny but we both collapsed in laughter."

Oh thank God I'm not the only one to do this

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

I told you to stick to jelly wrestling

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Yes, but I can't remember what it was

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Yes!!! The 1st time I used my strap-on - it felt so wrong

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep. Queefing makes me giggle. But the time I wore a PVC catsuit and was having rather lovely bend me over just unzip where necessary sex and he realised I had left my massive pants on underneath for I am a numpty? That momentarily put the kibosh on shenanigans while he roared with laughter.

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"Yep. Queefing makes me giggle. But the time I wore a PVC catsuit and was having rather lovely bend me over just unzip where necessary sex and he realised I had left my massive pants on underneath for I am a numpty? That momentarily put the kibosh on shenanigans while he roared with laughter."

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A fetishising to remember

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

I told you to stick to jelly wrestling "

Trouble is I eat all the jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was straddling a guy on the bed at a house party. There was around 10 others in the room. The guy I was fucking bucked back that hard that I done a backwards roll off the bed and on to the floor!!! There was a huge bang and I was squashed up against the bottom of the bed and a wardrobe. We all stopped play for ages as we couldn't stop laughing

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

I told you to stick to jelly wrestling

Trouble is I eat all the jelly

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stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol"

Was it Robin Askquith ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

I told you to stick to jelly wrestling

Trouble is I eat all the jelly

stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems "

Mmmmmm creamy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol

Was it Robin Askquith ?

Double denim was all the rage then

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol

Was it Robin Askquith ?

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worse! It was George Formby

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol

Was it Robin Askquith ?

worse! It was George Formby

Well at least it turned out nice again

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A rickety bad that literally collapsed with a loud crash when she was on top! Tried to keep a straight face when I told the landlady it broke for a different reason. Still crack myself up remembering it years later

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??

Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling

I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling

Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky

And boy we have tried

I told you to stick to jelly wrestling

Trouble is I eat all the jelly

stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems

Mmmmmm creamy

If its got carrots in it theres something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a sing-s-long - the opening line to Adam Ant's Prince Chow Mein

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"Thought this was a sing-s-long - the opening line to Adam Ant's Prince Chow Mein"

Did you ever

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"Thought this was a sing-s-long - the opening line to Adam Ant's Prince Chow Mein

Did you ever

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, yes. Slats collapsing on the bed..slowly at that, so you stop and both go "oh, shi...", and that's it, her arse has sunk and my back has bent the wrong way.

In the middle of it and hearing dearest daughter burp hugely in her sleep on the baby monitor was a funny one.

She once came out with "talk dirty to me", and I managed to keep a straight face as I said "Mud. Clay. Castrol GTX"..at which point we both cracked.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yes... on the kitchen floor and my back farted!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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I was with a friend one evening and he was trying his hardest to hold his wind in, the trouble is the more we laughed the more he farted which just made us laugh even more

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Yes with an ex, mid orgasm she farted. It was so unexpected we had to stop due to laughing so much, sadly we never did finish that fuck.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is odd...

My anecdote was gonna be about a woman I used to know who did as fanny fart and it was so hilarious we blah blah blah...

And then I spot that the previous three posts have been about the same thing...

Something's... in the air?

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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago

in the centre

"This is odd...

My anecdote was gonna be about a woman I used to know who did as fanny fart and it was so hilarious we blah blah blah...

And then I spot that the previous three posts have been about the same thing...

Something's... in the air?

Or the air in something

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy

With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol

Was it Robin Askquith ?

worse! It was George Formby

Well at least it turned out nice again

Robin who?! And why would a grilling machine be at the patio door?!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Mr cmy and I were having sex on cam a little while back and he decided to cum on my face only he wasn't really checking where he was aiming, I was lying on my back and he got me in my eye and up my nose, I jumped up snorting and laughing and we both fell about laughing, don't think it did much for the guys whose cams we were watching having a wank

I had spunky red eye for a week

, Mrs cmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of times. Normally my fault... I struggle to take much seriously. Especially sex. Sex is utterly ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes when my hubs tried dirty talk years ago. Hilarious never ever again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Something's... in the air?

Thunderclap Newman ?

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