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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or that you've got a kebab and they haven't apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or that you've got a kebab and they haven't apparently

I havent got a kebab

ring the bell of shame

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Andy just went for a run and really needs a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Andy just went for a run and really needs a poo"

TMI fromt bum only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.

Awww huni im proud too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were..."

No its too much information and I didn't need to know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

No its too much information and I didn't need to know....

But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

In public? Expand please...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

Shouldn't you do it in the toilets then, like everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

In public? Expand please...

In public, as in not my own home

Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

No its too much information and I didn't need to know....

But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?

Err..yeah what you said...I think!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

In public? Expand please...

In public, as in not my own home

Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that."

Stage fright?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

No its too much information and I didn't need to know....

But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?

Err..yeah what you said...I think!!"

See im right your wrong nur nur na nur nur nur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww huni im proud too

I have struggles with peeing in public

In public? Expand please...

In public, as in not my own home

Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that.

Stage fright?

Possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

No its too much information and I didn't need to know....

But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?

Err..yeah what you said...I think!!

See im right your wrong nur nur na nur nur nur

Whatever Trevor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were..."

But it Is ok to post it in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion"

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.

As you were...

But it Is ok to post it in here!

I think (almost) anything goes

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits"
goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

Not for me it isn't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

Not for me it isn't! "

What is ones horse called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

Not for me it isn't!

What is ones horse called?

Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Or that you're locked in the loo & can't get out

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

Not for me it isn't!

What is ones horse called?

Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time

I only have a shetland pony she called. GivesAShit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or that you're locked in the loo & can't get out

Oh dear did they rescue you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??"

No probs good sir

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference "

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion

Watch out its a long way down from that horse

Not for me it isn't!

What is ones horse called?

Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time

I only have a shetland pony she called. GivesAShit

So givesashit you can get your leg over?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?

Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!"

1 large bottle

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Or that you're locked in the loo & can't get out

Oh dear did they rescue you?"

No. It turned out I messaged my cousin who was on holiday in America. He called my dad. I was very, very d*unk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!

1 large bottle

I hope you've got a hangover tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or that you're locked in the loo & can't get out

Oh dear did they rescue you?

No. It turned out I messaged my cousin who was on holiday in America. He called my dad. I was very, very d*unk!!! "

Hahaha bless you made me laugh though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!

1 large bottle

I hope you've got a hangover tomorrow...

Ive never had a hangover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?

Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???"

You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?

Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???

You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc!

No it's not a computer !! It's a car

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop

Drumsticks are my fave ??

No probs good sir

They do an extra large too , just for reference

You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies

I certainly do

So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?

Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???

You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc!

No it's not a computer !! It's a car

I thought it was...actually never mind

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