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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

App we are gunna be wipped out tomorrow by a metorite.......nasa are dening it but several religious groups have confirmed it to be true due to it co insiding with a solar supermoon eclipse in the Pacific region. Sooooooo due to this being out last nite on good old planet earth put below who you wanna spend the nite with n what you wanna do.

It need not be anyone off here n it need not be sexual........

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wur Doomed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7RIgs3eygo

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Luckily I'll be with her anyway my daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this not supposed to happen over the weekend??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to sleep....

I'd not tell my kids and panic them... Just make sure they were all tucked up and warm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beers with the lads followed a hotel room with Rosie Huntington whiteley and kelly brook inside. A large collection of lingerie for them to model and have sex with me and eachother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that would be rather inconvenient, I'm meeting up with Number One Chap on Saturday for 24 hours of fun, filth and fuckery. If the blasted asteroid could hang off until Sunday afternoon I can be blasted into a gazillion little pieces with a smile on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and as we all know ,,,,, religious groups have a far greater understanding of astrophysics than NASA.....

But nevertheless I'd be quite keen to spend an evening with Alan Bennett...

I'd have him read stories to me...

I like his voice....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was this not supposed to happen over the weekend?? "

According to the mirror online between the 8/9th

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that would be rather inconvenient, I'm meeting up with Number One Chap on Saturday for 24 hours of fun, filth and fuckery. If the blasted asteroid could hang off until Sunday afternoon I can be blasted into a gazillion little pieces with a smile on my face. "

Hahaha ok I'll tell it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well that would be rather inconvenient, I'm meeting up with Number One Chap on Saturday for 24 hours of fun, filth and fuckery. If the blasted asteroid could hang off until Sunday afternoon I can be blasted into a gazillion little pieces with a smile on my face. "

Hey if it helps I'm free tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Id throw a party for you all. I'd hired out the o2 who cares id the cheaque bounces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll probably take the dog for a walk, have the spaghetti and meatballs that I'd planned, watch some Spanish football and have an early night.

But while we are talking about things that will never happen, a night in a hotel room with a naked carol vorderman would be good. I've always wanted to learn algebra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll probably take the dog for a walk, have the spaghetti and meatballs that I'd planned, watch some Spanish football and have an early night.

But while we are talking about things that will never happen, a night in a hotel room with a naked carol vorderman would be good. I've always wanted to learn algebra."

Hahaha app she's a stuck up moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well that's a shame. You don't know algebra do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" well that's a shame. You don't know algebra do you? "

I can count to twenty if I take my socks off......forty one if your naked tooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" well that's a shame. You don't know algebra do you?

I can count to twenty if I take my socks off......forty one if your naked tooo "

Hahaha. What time does this asteroid strike? I'll be there in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and as we all know ,,,,, religious groups have a far greater understanding of astrophysics than NASA.....

But nevertheless I'd be quite keen to spend an evening with Alan Bennett...

I'd have him read stories to me...

I like his voice.... "
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Is there any other country on earth that could turn out an Alan Bennett.

He's funny even when he's not trying to be.

I was listening to him awhile back on radio 4 taking about his new play based on the woman who camped in his drive!.

I almost spat my tea several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, sod it. Goodbye humanity. You got more than you deserved

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Re: Alan Bennett. I got insanely excited a few months ago when i was watching a BBC$ doc on trams(it was a quiet evening)and he popped up to do a voiceover.

Failing that a night with Monica Bellucci wouldn't go amiss.


"and as we all know ,,,,, religious groups have a far greater understanding of astrophysics than NASA.....

But nevertheless I'd be quite keen to spend an evening with Alan Bennett...

I'd have him read stories to me...

I like his voice.... .

Is there any other country on earth that could turn out an Alan Bennett.

He's funny even when he's not trying to be.

I was listening to him awhile back on radio 4 taking about his new play based on the woman who camped in his drive!.

I almost spat my tea several times "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" well that's a shame. You don't know algebra do you?

I can count to twenty if I take my socks off......forty one if your naked tooo

Hahaha. What time does this asteroid strike? I'll be there in 10 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"App we are gunna be wipped out tomorrow by a metorite.......nasa are dening it but several religious groups have confirmed it to be true due to it co insiding with a solar supermoon eclipse in the Pacific region. Sooooooo due to this being out last nite on good old planet earth put below who you wanna spend the nite with n what you wanna do.

It need not be anyone off here n it need not be sexual........ "
thought the asteroid named apophis was going to get us.. Close run thing.. Pheeew! May get us in the future .. If i had time i would like to dress as captain jack sparrow and swing about the rigging on hms victory and swing a rubber sword about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"App we are gunna be wipped out tomorrow by a metorite.......nasa are dening it but several religious groups have confirmed it to be true due to it co insiding with a solar supermoon eclipse in the Pacific region. Sooooooo due to this being out last nite on good old planet earth put below who you wanna spend the nite with n what you wanna do.

It need not be anyone off here n it need not be sexual........ thought the asteroid named apophis was going to get us.. Close run thing.. Pheeew! May get us in the future .. If i had time i would like to dress as captain jack sparrow and swing about the rigging on hms victory and swing a rubber sword about "

How cool! Swashbuckling fab fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasa hr sending a missile up with a giant base ball glove on it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"App we are gunna be wipped out tomorrow by a metorite.......nasa are dening it but several religious groups have confirmed it to be true due to it co insiding with a solar supermoon eclipse in the Pacific region. Sooooooo due to this being out last nite on good old planet earth put below who you wanna spend the nite with n what you wanna do.

It need not be anyone off here n it need not be sexual........ thought the asteroid named apophis was going to get us.. Close run thing.. Pheeew! May get us in the future .. If i had time i would like to dress as captain jack sparrow and swing about the rigging on hms victory and swing a rubber sword about

How cool! Swashbuckling fab fun "
hey thanks.. Got arrested last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go to the metro centre and max my credit card then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Can I go to the metro centre and max my credit card then "

For sure, no religious group has ever been wrong about the end of the world before...oh wait

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Religious groups have confirmed it, are these the same people that believe really big people live in the sky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I go to the metro centre and max my credit card then "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I go to the metro centre and max my credit card then "
yes and park so you take up 4 parking places!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Religious groups have confirmed it, are these the same people that believe really big people live in the sky?"

Yeah no they no evvvvverrrryyyything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll spend the night editing for the damn thing to breach our atmosphere, then bat that mother fucker back out into space where it belongs, then at the subsequent press conference, my message to.the world would be this, " I didn't just save the world so you fuckers can act like dicks towards each other, be nice, or next time you can save the planet yourselves" drop Mic and flounce out like a mofo boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you you know that N.A.S.A stands for Never A Straight Answer

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"and as we all know ,,,,, religious groups have a far greater understanding of astrophysics than NASA.....

But nevertheless I'd be quite keen to spend an evening with Alan Bennett...

I'd have him read stories to me...

I like his voice.... "

Met him & his partner loads of times he's a really nice guy....heard him once recite a recipe and he had people in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was this not supposed to happen over the weekend?? "
yes they got the date wrong. And its only a risk to out satellites on this fly past... And most people don't realise but most months something that could decimate a city passes by relatively close by space standards and we just don't know about it.

As I said on the other thread.. I still worry more about the human beings with their fingers on red buttons or Yellowstone suddenly going up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't spend it looking for a meet on fab that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World cant end yet... Do you know how many years I've waited for finding dory plus kung fu panda 3 is out this week x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you you know that N.A.S.A stands for Never A Straight Answer"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was this not supposed to happen over the weekend?? yes they got the date wrong. And its only a risk to out satellites on this fly past... And most people don't realise but most months something that could decimate a city passes by relatively close by space standards and we just don't know about it.

As I said on the other thread.. I still worry more about the human beings with their fingers on red buttons or Yellowstone suddenly going up. "

The only real threat from the metorite I recon is mob phone disruption.

Think it will honestly be mankind who blow us all up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't spend it looking for a meet on fab that's for sure. "

May as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"World cant end yet... Do you know how many years I've waited for finding dory plus kung fu panda 3 is out this week x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I'd known, I'd of least have got a bottle of fizz in. Oh well, guess it isn't the end of the world

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