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Downside to living alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has to be......

what the hell do i do with my "toys" if i become ill and need someone to pop round and help out...

And god forbid i pop me clogs...

What then.

Oh the shame...

specially if my nephews or brother have to do stuff.

Strange i know but this really does trouble me. lmao

Sooooooooooo

Do i get rid now to save the embarrassment eh ????

Ho hum

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a big wooden chest in my bedroom. Like a blanket box, but with a lock. Best mate is under strict instructions to remove it if anything happens to me. My mum thinks it houses my bedding!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont she wonder why you lock up your bedding ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dont she wonder why you lock up your bedding ? "

Well she's not stupid, so she's never asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you could leave a list of prices you want when they put em all on ebay !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cofffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cofffff "

If you are thinking of falling of this mortal coil can I have your blow up man...?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the same thoughts the other week when I was rushed into hospital, not over toys obviously but over my computer and laptop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought you already had him ?

He aint here anyways....

It was good having him, i always blamed him when i had a botty burp , saying he sprung a leak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the same thoughts the other week when I was rushed into hospital, not over toys obviously but over my computer and laptop."

It really is a horrible feeling of helplessness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think ive discussed this before on here ..my friend has a friend called dudley who is under strict instructions to clear the lap top and phone of any incriminating evidence and get rid of any toys should the worse happen ??? we all need a dudley in our life ...trouble is who do you chose it would have a to be a really good friend !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im gonna get a big lockable box called "dudley" and big letters on it saying...

In the event of my passing...please burn box without unlocking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had the same thoughts the other week when I was rushed into hospital, not over toys obviously but over my computer and laptop.

It really is a horrible feeling of helplessness "
It was all kind of things were running through my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had the same thoughts the other week when I was rushed into hospital, not over toys obviously but over my computer and laptop.

It really is a horrible feeling of helplessness It was all kind of things were running through my mind. "

Get a "dudley"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im gonna get a big lockable box called "dudley" and big letters on it saying...

In the event of my passing...please burn box without unlocking it. "

good idea but i bet everyone would want a sneaky peek inside ....i know i would... im a nosey cow !!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

After my experience of having a house fire - and the firemen saved one of my rabbits and put it on the shelf, i really dont care WHo finds my suff when i am gone - i will sit on the comfiest cloud and wwatch em looking at em going "what the hell does one do with THAT?!?!?!?!"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After my experience of having a house fire - and the firemen saved one of my rabbits and put it on the shelf, i really dont care WHo finds my suff when i am gone - i will sit on the comfiest cloud and wwatch em looking at em going "what the hell does one do with THAT?!?!?!?!"

lol"

was it the rabbit that caused the fire ??? cos i had one burst into flames when the battery pack sheared off !!! nearly set fire to me and the bed ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After my experience of having a house fire - and the firemen saved one of my rabbits and put it on the shelf, i really dont care WHo finds my suff when i am gone - i will sit on the comfiest cloud and wwatch em looking at em going "what the hell does one do with THAT?!?!?!?!"

lol

was it the rabbit that caused the fire ??? cos i had one burst into flames when the battery pack sheared off !!! nearly set fire to me and the bed ..."

Wot you have it attached to. /

the car battery ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope it was a platunum rabbit the battery pack kinda broke and 2 wires must have made contact .. scared the S**T outta me !! i was fully recompensed by anne summers but they put the fsult down to over vigorous use !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"nope it was a platunum rabbit the battery pack kinda broke and 2 wires must have made contact .. scared the S**T outta me !! i was fully recompensed by anne summers but they put the fsult down to over vigorous use !!!"

Hahahaha - i always get asked if it was the rabbit that started the fire,

It wasnt, but when i went back into Anne Summers for new one, she sold me the platinum as the controls glow in the dark so wont need candles!!! LOL

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Easy solution,pm me your address and mobile number.Should you ever need it i promise to come and remove your toy collection from prying eyes,purely out of the goodness of my heart

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

When I first moved out of home many years ago I had a HUGE collection of porno mags under my bed. I spent several days shipping various things over to my new house but had not sorted under the bed. I came back one day only to find that my mum had emptied under the bed and packed them all neatly in a bag for me!!!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"When I first moved out of home many years ago I had a HUGE collection of porno mags under my bed. I spent several days shipping various things over to my new house but had not sorted under the bed. I came back one day only to find that my mum had emptied under the bed and packed them all neatly in a bag for me!!! "

Ahh sweet,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best mate who knows everything would know what to do in the event something happens to me.

And I'll do the same for her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so not a problem for me because my whole family know i swing, kids included, and my mates do too, so really aint a problem

and the reason they know, well so my parents know i will never ever ever ever get myself into another relationship with a guy that is a complete twat

so much prefer to have fun without the baggage and have found a damn good friend that have lots of fun with hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are probably many downsides to living alone for some folks but the upsides outweigh them many times over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think ive discussed this before on here ..my friend has a friend called dudley who is under strict instructions to clear the lap top and phone of any incriminating evidence and get rid of any toys should the worse happen ??? we all need a dudley in our life ...trouble is who do you chose it would have a to be a really good friend !!!!"

what if,god forbid,your demise is due to a crime,murder.is dudley still expected to clear all data on your phone/laptop?wouldnt that place dudley under suspicion?

just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There isn't any and you get to keep your furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I went with a friend to his Grandads house just after he died, there was a hugh collection of porn vids and magazines so my friend asked me to get rid of them before the family saw them, the guys at the tip were made up with them, I left blushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont live alone but wouldnt have bothered me..

I am an adult.. lol Most people have toys.. I know when my mum passed away that she had a few naughty videos and a small bag of toys.. and she was 63..

Katie.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I first moved out of home many years ago I had a HUGE collection of porno mags under my bed. I spent several days shipping various things over to my new house but had not sorted under the bed. I came back one day only to find that my mum had emptied under the bed and packed them all neatly in a bag for me!!! "

still to this day i have a box in my mums attic that she packed up for me..quite a collection of vhs video tapes lol... nicely labelled 'Scotts videos!!!'

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

my dad died suddenly when he was 60, me and my sister had to go and clear the house, we found a whole drawer full under his bed of various gadgets and porn collection, i can still see my sister running after the bin man wiv a buzzing black bag, still makes us laugh and im sure he would of been laughing!!

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