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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My days turned to shite. I've a wacking great lump and cut on my forehead (think cyclops) so look a twat yes even more than normal. so come on somebody make me laugh before I cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww bless your cotton socks Bladey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Awwww bless your cotton socks Bladey! "

A kiss might help. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really "

Christ, I had forgotten about that "episode"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awwww bless your cotton socks Bladey!

A kiss might help. Just a thought "

Go on then!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really "

Hmmmm think that made 3 could I beat that. Challenge excepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/1jXTi_MkyUg

That made me laugh x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Awwww bless your cotton socks Bladey!

A kiss might help. Just a thought

Go on then! "

Checks ferry times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really

Christ, I had forgotten about that "episode" "

Blocked it from your mind more like BG

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume "

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"https://youtu.be/1jXTi_MkyUg

That made me laugh x"

Haha seen that before but still funny

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again "

And why not? Xxx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx"

Not sure where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really

Christ, I had forgotten about that "episode"

Blocked it from your mind more like BG "

Fact

I remember all his posts had serious background music. Violins.....I believe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper "

Is that a mmf offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

Is that a mmf offer "

Ohh errr.....can we make it mfmf ?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Look on the positives Bladey....could be Manflu

Remember how much you suffered with that

As did we....with your never ending threads about it

Love ya really

Christ, I had forgotten about that "episode"

Blocked it from your mind more like BG

Fact

I remember all his posts had serious background music. Violins.....I believe! "

Oi watch it I'm sure I could resurrect 1

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

How did you manage to hurt yourself

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

Is that a mmf offer

Ohh errr.....can we make it mfmf ? "

Tart

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How did you manage to hurt yourself "

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper "

That reminds me of a thread about wallpaper paste!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

That reminds me of a thread about wallpaper paste! "

Lumpy by any chance

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"How did you manage to hurt yourself

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect "

Hope you filled in a accident form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you manage to hurt yourself

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect Hope you filled in a accident form "

Bladey has his own pad of accident forms with his name on the top

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You poor guy .. I m watching despicable me two .. That would cheer anyone up

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How did you manage to hurt yourself

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect Hope you filled in a accident form "

I'd just took my bump cap off so it didn't happen if you get my drift

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How did you manage to hurt yourself

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect Hope you filled in a accident form

Bladey has his own pad of accident forms with his name on the top "

That just for my meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did you manage to hurt yourself

Climbing into a machine at work like I've done a zillion times before only this time I didn't duck far enough and I found out steel is much tougher than skin and bone. I proper sparked myself I've been punched with much less effect Hope you filled in a accident form

Bladey has his own pad of accident forms with his name on the top

That just for my meets "

He's not allowed a pad in case he gets a paper cut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need a nurse? I'll go grab my uniform. Just searching for my speculum .....

Sarah

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Your all horrible to me

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What do you call a man with a flat fish on his head?

Ray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all horrible to me "

That's so not true

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Your all horrible to me

That's so not true "

So where's my jd and sympathy then hmmmm that's it I'm looking for my man flu threads and it's all your own fault....... pouts and minces off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

Is that a mmf offer

Ohh errr.....can we make it mfmf ?

Tart "

She said bring some pickled herring and its on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your all horrible to me

That's so not true

So where's my jd and sympathy then hmmmm that's it I'm looking for my man flu threads and it's all your own fault....... pouts and minces off "

No .. not the Manflu threads

Haven't got any jd.....sympathy shag do ?

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Come and help Bjork and I strip the bedroom wallpaper

Is that a mmf offer

Ohh errr.....can we make it mfmf ?

Tart

She said bring some pickled herring and its on "

I don't even know what that is but it sounds revolting. Hate fish puke

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Your all horrible to me

That's so not true

So where's my jd and sympathy then hmmmm that's it I'm looking for my man flu threads and it's all your own fault....... pouts and minces off

No .. not the Manflu threads

Haven't got any jd.....sympathy shag do ? "

You can pick the jd up on your way

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start "

Try! Lol xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start

Try! Lol xx"

Not falling for that 1. Some of you shorties pack a punch and I'm already injured

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start

Try! Lol xx

Not falling for that 1. Some of you shorties pack a punch and I'm already injured "

Was about to offer JD and sympathy, but since all you can do I insult and hurt me - I'm off to sulk xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start

Try! Lol xx

Not falling for that 1. Some of you shorties pack a punch and I'm already injured

Was about to offer JD and sympathy, but since all you can do I insult and hurt me - I'm off to sulk xx"

I've never insulted you. Im not that brave

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start

Try! Lol xx

Not falling for that 1. Some of you shorties pack a punch and I'm already injured

Was about to offer JD and sympathy, but since all you can do I insult and hurt me - I'm off to sulk xx

I've never insulted you. Im not that brave "

Its too late, om taking the bottle of JD and off to find a quiet corner for me and my halo xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Would you like me to come and kiss it better? I could wear my naughty fairy costume

Now way can they haylo ever be warn again

And why not? Xxx

Not sure where to start

Try! Lol xx

Not falling for that 1. Some of you shorties pack a punch and I'm already injured

Was about to offer JD and sympathy, but since all you can do I insult and hurt me - I'm off to sulk xx

I've never insulted you. Im not that brave

Its too late, om taking the bottle of JD and off to find a quiet corner for me and my halo xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh darling .... You had Ebola didn't you - it was more than man flu .... You were dying ..... 3 threads just showed the interests and depth of love of your friends.....

You were just getting well for summer .....

And now some steel has attacked your head ...... My poor darling ....shall I knit you a hat to cover up that ugly bump???

Mwah x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month??? "

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh darling .... You had Ebola didn't you - it was more than man flu .... You were dying ..... 3 threads just showed the interests and depth of love of your friends.....

You were just getting well for summer .....

And now some steel has attacked your head ...... My poor darling ....shall I knit you a hat to cover up that ugly bump???

Mwah x "

Think most of the posts where mine but hey it made 3 haha

As for the steel it made a nice change from somebody swinging it at me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list "

It's my 40th you can help us celebrate!!

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Aww poor you! You should cast your mind back to last week and my d*unkenness, that would make anyone laugh x

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list

It's my 40th you can help us celebrate!! "

Now that is a reason to celebrate not to mention a damn good plan. Looking forward to meeting you I'll be the shy 1 in the corner

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Aww poor you! You should cast your mind back to last week and my d*unkenness, that would make anyone laugh x"

Haha you was funny

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list

It's my 40th you can help us celebrate!!

Now that is a reason to celebrate not to mention a damn good plan. Looking forward to meeting you I'll be the shy 1 in the corner "

Yeah right!!! That's normally me propping up the bar!!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list

It's my 40th you can help us celebrate!!

Now that is a reason to celebrate not to mention a damn good plan. Looking forward to meeting you I'll be the shy 1 in the corner

Yeah right!!! That's normally me propping up the bar!!! "

I'll give you a hand. Might even buy you a birthday drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*your!!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!"

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse "

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse "

You are offering your arse now

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse

You are offering your arse now "

Shut up you my inbox is a very scery place as it is

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse

You are offering your arse now

Shut up you my inbox is a very scery place as it is "

I thought you would be happy with a few entries in your inbox.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse

You are offering your arse now

Shut up you my inbox is a very scery place as it is

I thought you would be happy with a few entries in your inbox. "

I told you shut up

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By *emini1637Woman
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"Aww poor you! You should cast your mind back to last week and my d*unkenness, that would make anyone laugh x

Haha you was funny "

Haha I can fortunately remember everything too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay it's 2 hours since you posted, has you're evening got better...?!

Had some laughs so yes but my head still hurts. Not 1 offer to kiss it better bloody sex site my arse "

I offered you a sympathy shag

Some people are never satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was painting today and blinds fell on my head and knocked me out .I have a huge lump on my head .

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Oh Bladey you wally xx

Aren't you coming to Xtasia next month???

I no and I am room booked an everyfink. I did notice you on the list

It's my 40th you can help us celebrate!!

Now that is a reason to celebrate not to mention a damn good plan. Looking forward to meeting you I'll be the shy 1 in the corner

Yeah right!!! That's normally me propping up the bar!!!

I'll give you a hand. Might even buy you a birthday drink "

You are too kind!!! A bottle of water is always appreciated

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