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how to tell if you have been married to long ?

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By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting

about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by surprising

them wearing black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask. After a few

days they meet up for lunch and compare notes...

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found

me with a black leather bodice, stilettos and a mask. He saw me and

said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all

night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I

was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we made love all

night long .

The married woman: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather

bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as

he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That made me laugh

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I am that man

but with all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great joke Heaven I had a good love for about 5 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry it should have been "love" in my last email whoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats up with me its a LAUGH not love.

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