FabSwingers.com forum: things i have learnt today...

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

1) its easy to park your car near the arsenal on a non match day.... lol

2) there is only 1 branch of greggs in northern ireland.....

which begs me to answer the question.... how do the irish live without chicken or stake bakes!!!!!!!

so.... what have you learnt today?

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

You can only sleep in one bed

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By *epper123Woman
over a year ago

London

Jut that I love lying in bed Saturdays after a night out and I hate housework, which is looming ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that teenagers always seem to play music LOUDLY and that once you've chopped alot of logs with an axe you find your now way to hot to need the log burner on!

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast. "

so when i go to kfc and i ask for a 10 piece bucket..all breasts... i am eating an entire flock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses can't vomit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast.

so when i go to kfc and i ask for a 10 piece bucket..all breasts... i am eating an entire flock!!

Haha!! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My learning for the day is that it's not possible to only eat one Lindt Lindor chocolate. Oink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should've known you were a breast man.

I learnt that my 10 year old really doesn't like it when I shake all the trees on Animal Crossing before she wakes up.

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Should've known you were a breast man.

I am going to ask got all legs in future... that way i am only then eating half a many chickens.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"1) its easy to park your car near the arsenal on a non match day.... lol

2) there is only 1 branch of greggs in northern ireland.....

which begs me to answer the question.... how do the irish live without chicken or stake bakes!!!!!!!

so.... what have you learnt today?"
the Irish have their own exotic regional delicacies.

Stake is spelt steak even in Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there is a life outside of the internet, and its git cool.stuff in it like trees and people, and all li.fa of other shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should've known you were a breast man.

I am going to ask got all legs in future... that way i am only then eating half a many chickens.....

I'm sure PETA will be delighted

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Today I have learnt that sometimes, I'm my own worst enemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Ray Charles most certainly befriended the Devil hi'self, to conjure that voice a his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) its easy to park your car near the arsenal on a non match day.... lol

2) there is only 1 branch of greggs in northern ireland.....

which begs me to answer the question.... how do the irish live without chicken or stake bakes!!!!!!!

so.... what have you learnt today?the Irish have their own exotic regional delicacies.

Stake is spelt steak even in Greggs"

After 20 years living in Ireland i still crave Greggs pasties

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

To make sure in future I've actually pushed the switch on the kettle and it's boiled. Pouring cold water on your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mexico world cup was meant to be in Colombia but they had to move it at the last moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast. "

Errr have u ever seen a whole chicken...... They have two.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I learnt that it's only taken 25 years for my son to remember both mothers day and my birthday to actually send cards and not only send them received them on the right day

unheard off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast.

Errr have u ever seen a whole chicken...... They have two."

I have yes. Anatomically speaking they have one breast. Google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anatomically humans have one breast and one testicle. But if u had a recipe that asked for 2 breasts would u buy one whole chicken or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learnt people will argue about chicken breasts

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

That the pots don't clean themselves if I'm perving on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

faeriequeen has an awesome body. learn something new everyday on fab!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I've also just learnt you can get proper mothers day cards that say "Love from the cats " on mothers day as I've just received one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anatomically humans have one breast and one testicle. But if u had a recipe that asked for 2 breasts would u buy one whole chicken or two?

I wouldn't, I'd just buy 2 chicken breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't see a spitfire through thick cloud.

But you can hear it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I learnt people will argue about chicken breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that closing my eyes & breathing in rapidly whilst driving through a tight gap doesn't make my car smaller....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've learnt that closing my eyes & breathing in rapidly whilst driving through a tight gap doesn't make my car smaller...."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that closing my eyes & breathing in rapidly whilst driving through a tight gap doesn't make my car smaller...."

But does turning the radio down improve your sense of direction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That wearing headphones most of the time can protect you from the harmful influences of other peoples irritating voices!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today I've learnt an awful lot about Pokémon...none of which I actually needed to know.. courtesy of my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that closing my eyes & breathing in rapidly whilst driving through a tight gap doesn't make my car smaller....

But does turning the radio down improve your sense of direction?"

Yes, 'cos I can hear the SatNav women better

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"today I've learnt an awful lot about Pokémon...none of which I actually needed to know.. courtesy of my son

The new game is out over Easter according to my Amazon wish list!!!

Not learnt but I've taught my youngest how to make my coffee just the way I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) its easy to park your car near the arsenal on a non match day.... lol

2) there is only 1 branch of greggs in northern ireland.....

which begs me to answer the question.... how do the irish live without chicken or stake bakes!!!!!!!

so.... what have you learnt today?the Irish have their own exotic regional delicacies.

Stake is spelt steak even in Greggs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"today I've learnt an awful lot about Pokémon...none of which I actually needed to know.. courtesy of my son

The new game is out over Easter according to my Amazon wish list!!!

Not learnt but I've taught my youngest how to make my coffee just the way I like it

pokemon moon and stars out in December apparently lol .... I've advised him I only need to know about it once a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go grocery shopping the day before Mothers day

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"today I've learnt an awful lot about Pokémon...none of which I actually needed to know.. courtesy of my son

Water until he discoveres Warhammer...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I hate spell checkers on phones...

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

2) there is only 1 branch of greggs in northern ireland.....

which begs me to answer the question.... how do the irish live without chicken or stake bakes!!!!!!!

so.... what have you learnt today?"

It's cold over there, they need hot food

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I've never been in a Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks poo in the sea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Greggs in Jesmond doesn't do an iced split, wtf!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

It's only the silent farts that really smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only the silent farts that really smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im shit in bed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"I've also just learnt you can get proper mothers day cards that say "Love from the cats " on mothers day as I've just received one

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and did they sign it with paw prints

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"That im shit in bed

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im shit in bed

Really?"

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other day I learnt that chickens only have one breast.

so when i go to kfc and i ask for a 10 piece bucket..all breasts... i am eating an entire flock!!

Oh so you are the reason why we get a bucket full of drumsticks huh?!?

Your days are numbered sir

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've deduced that Fabio and I may have been parking in the same area earlier today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im shit in bed

Really?

Yep. "

I doubt that v much.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

do chickens wear bras?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do chickens wear bras?"

Don't be ridiculous. How would they fasten them?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I learnt that horseshoe crabs swim upside down.

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Just learned that a sharks heart is in its head

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