FabSwingers.com forum: Why do single girls get no hard times on here???

By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

You know I always feel sorry for the single girls as they seem to be overlooked when the shit is flying on here.

So just for you ladies, this thread is for insults at single fems!

To the girls! You shower of shits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I always feel sorry for the single girls as they seem to be overlooked when the shit is flying on here.

So just for you ladies, this thread is for insults at single fems!

To the girls! You shower of shits!

Aye but they're all fake anyway, so who cares

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

coz were perfect!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i'm willing to take my share of insults...its only fair

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

_nvictus?

check again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

I saw the bum and assumed it was him,so so sorry sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

_nvictus?

check again

I did thanks for that. I go by bums not names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

I saw the bum and assumed it was him,so so sorry sweets

I must admit, I did too! lol

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

how would that be a punishment either of them may enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we love them and want them to love us back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no there both yummy but i no which is which lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

I saw the bum and assumed it was him,so so sorry sweets

I must admit, I did too! lol"

I blame lack of caffine but those arses look the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because some single guys fuck it up for themselfs singkle girls dont sit and direct couples or females that is why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because some single guys fuck it up for themselfs singkle girls dont sit and direct couples or females that is why ?"

Actually, I often direct couples and single fems

I do it in the directing room though, so they're usually okay with that, oddly enough

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Why do single girls get no hard times on here???"

Is the answer "because there are so many timewaster men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

I don't do blindfold, you could put gimp masks on both of them and let me feel...Funky's just looks that much plumper...you just...wanna...squeeeeeeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

I don't do blindfold, you could put gimp masks on both of them and let me feel...Funky's just looks that much plumper...you just...wanna...squeeeeeeze!

It does look peachy

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

I don't do blindfold, you could put gimp masks on both of them and let me feel...Funky's just looks that much plumper...you just...wanna...squeeeeeeze!

*flutters eye lids at sassy*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

I don't do blindfold, you could put gimp masks on both of them and let me feel...Funky's just looks that much plumper...you just...wanna...squeeeeeeze!

*flutters eye lids at sassy*"

But not at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so lol

more a thread to bums than single fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so lol

more a thread to bums than single fems

But they are nice bums, in fairness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if it was a saggy old arse then we would be back on the subject of single women

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I don't do blindfold, you could put gimp masks on both of them and let me feel...Funky's just looks that much plumper...you just...wanna...squeeeeeeze!

*flutters eye lids at sassy*

But not at me

You never offered to squeeze it petal.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

Liar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why do single girls get no hard times on here???"

Is the answer "because there are so many timewaster men"

I hate that line. . . .why??? Because there are plenty of timewasting couples and females on here also.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

I'm not really Invictus you know we just joke we are the same

I saw the bum and assumed it was him,so so sorry sweets

I must admit, I did too! lol

I blame lack of caffine but those arses look the same

only by getting up close and very personal would we be able to tell the difference

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"Now if it was a saggy old arse then we would be back on the subject of single women "

you been peeking again?????

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

...eh? Wrong bum ya nutter, that's Funky.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

""Why do single girls get no hard times on here???"

Is the answer "because there are so many timewaster men"

I hate that line. . . .why??? Because there are plenty of timewasting couples and females on here also."

Did the hair on your head move as you read the post, like a rush of air over the top of your head?

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

...eh? Wrong bum ya nutter, that's Funky.

No it isn't it's you!

To avoid confusion shall we just merge profiles mate?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

...eh? Wrong bum ya nutter, that's Funky.

Your avatar doesn't even look like a bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why do single girls get no hard times on here???"

Is the answer "because there are so many timewaster men"

I hate that line. . . .why??? Because there are plenty of timewasting couples and females on here also.

Did the hair on your head move as you read the post, like a rush of air over the top of your head?"

Now lets keep to the theme of the thread , single males get enough of a bad time on here

Well done OP , carry on the good work

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

""Why do single girls get no hard times on here???"

Is the answer "because there are so many timewaster men"

I hate that line. . . .why??? Because there are plenty of timewasting couples and females on here also.

Did the hair on your head move as you read the post, like a rush of air over the top of your head?

Now lets keep to the theme of the thread , single males get enough of a bad time on here

Well done OP , carry on the good work

It was on topic.... well it part answered the title question anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like single guys the problem i have is when the only have cock pics

(yes i want to know what you look like)

and think all they have to do is email and i will meet them there and then for sex

now if they sent a well thought out email with a nice choice of photos i.e a face pic body pic and yeah a cock pic too then i wud be very happy

also annoys me when they dont read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like single guys the problem i have is when the only have cock pics

(yes i want to know what you look like)

and think all they have to do is email and i will meet them there and then for sex

now if they sent a well thought out email with a nice choice of photos i.e a face pic body pic and yeah a cock pic too then i wud be very happy

also annoys me when they dont read my profile "

Stop getting annoyed by things that don't matter

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If many more things start flying over head, HSE will be insisting on hard hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

...eh? Wrong bum ya nutter, that's Funky.

I know sweets but still a nice bum I want a do a bum calender for charity you can be July xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the girls! You shower of shits!

Thats harsh language to describe the prettier half of the human race.

The term pisstakers comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep this up _nvictus and I will shove my soiled panties in your mouth

Easy to get their arses confused...and I'm some what of an expert on their botts - tee hee..but you'll find this particular bum belongs to Funky!

Put if we blindfolded you and asked you to touch them could you tell then?

OMG!!! Im willing to give it a damn good go!!! Pick me (jumping up and down waving hand in air) x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

OMG @ the P word... and soiled ones no less!!

Sassy... please... they're KNICKERS!!!

And we don't get a hard time cause we're the holy grail/rocking horse shit/hen's teeth/insert appropriate phrase here/etc.

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